Bad TV Adverts

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Oh, I don't like Jared from Subway. One that used to be good, now it's just annoying is that cereal one. This guy is eating cereal at office and his boss is yelling at him, but the cereal is so crunchy that he can't hear what his boss is saying, so he just nods. It was funny first couple of times, now they've just gone dumber and boring.

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Holy cow...... Omnis, she looks like Kate Beckinsale.
 
Holy cow, Batman, you're right!

By the way, dude, check your PM's.
 
a6m5
Oh, I don't like Jared from Subway. One that used to be good, now it's just annoying is that cereal one. This guy is eating cereal at office and his boss is yelling at him, but the cereal is so crunchy that he can't hear what his boss is saying, so he just nods. It was funny first couple of times, now they've just gone dumber and boring.

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Holy cow...... Omnis, she looks like Kate Beckinsale.
Aw yes...esp. the current one where he dances, and Johnson has the stupidest look on his face....
 
OH!!! I HATE those stupid Subway Dinner Theatre commercials. That guy is SO annoying.
 
Omnis
OH!!! I HATE those stupid Subway Dinner Theatre commercials. That guy is SO annoying.

Every time I see one of those, it sounds like he's saying "EAT FLEISCH!!!" at the end...and then I get a craving for a burger, or steak, or something.
 
I haven't seen Ditech commercial in a while.... You guys are right about the Jon Lovitz Subway commercials. Guy is a great comedian/actor, but his Subway commercials aren't funny nor do they make any sense. 👎
 
Sit 'n Sleep.

"You're killing me Larry!"

They'll beat anyone's advertized price, or your matress is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!


I want to ******* kill them all. Slowly. Oh so slowly. It would be beautiful.

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I definatly think the worst advert is the frosties one, either they payed that kid ALOT of money or he had absolutely no idea how much of a prat he looked in the advert. I just feel sorry for him...
The confused.com advert is so bad that its good, you cant argue with it.
FastEddie12
We get these really annoying Halifax ads, where an idiot in glasses murders a perfectly good song and looks really smug :yuck:
i second this, i threw the remote at the telly once, no damage done luckily.
 
^Exactly.

Also, confused.com, elephant.com and Bounty adverts annoy me.
 
Definatly sofa adverts! ^^^
About half the sofas they show are those effing huge L-shape ones that couldnt possibly fit in an average persons house; and dont even get me started on Linda Barker...
 
The Geico commercials about the cavemen

Get's real old, real quick.

But the Gecko kicks ass. I mean, come on. He drives a 1:16 T-Bird convertible, in candy red.
 
Yeah, Caveman ones are pretty lame. Did the Gecko always have the English accent? I don't think it did......
 
The Marks & Spencers food ads really get on my nerves - the ones that have Fleetwood Mac's 'Albatross' playing in the background, and some irritating woman informing us that 'These are not just potatoes - these are English, prize-winning, planted by Alan Titmarsh and washed-on-the-thighs-of-a-virgin Potatoes'... I hate the ads esp. because they've ruined a perfectly good song. It came on once while I was eating an apple a few weeks ago, and I immediately thought to myself "This isn't just an apple...." before turning the music off in disgust :grumpy:
 
Touring Mars
The Marks & Spencers food ads really get on my nerves - the ones that have Fleetwood Mac's 'Albatross' playing in the background, and some irritating woman informing us that 'These are not just potatoes - these are English, prize-winning, planted by Alan Titmarsh and washed-on-the-thighs-of-a-virgin Potatoes'... I hate the ads esp. because they've ruined a perfectly good song. It came on once while I was eating an apple a few weeks ago, and I immediately thought to myself "This isn't just an apple...." before turning the music off in disgust :grumpy:

"These aren't just adverts, these are annoying, avert-a-financial-crisis patronising adverts."
 
a6m5
I thought that was kinda neat. If anybody knows the Japanese player in that commercial, please PM me. :D

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It's Shunsuke Nakamura, who is pretty much Japans bestest player. He plays for Celtic in Scotland.

I dunno I still quite like that Jose 10+ ad because Defoe is in goal which always makes me laugh. I mean Defoe..........in goal!

I'm quite glad that we don't get all those Jamster adds anymore, well apart from on crappy channels that aren't worth watching anyway.

I'm just fed up of seeing Michael Owen run around asda and hope they make another commercial where he trips over some celery and his knee explodes.
 
Race Idiot
I'm just fed up of seeing Michael Owen run around asda and hope they make another commercial where he trips over some celery and his knee explodes.

:lol:
 
El Gigante
I hate that advert we get here in the UK, about this website called confused.com. That man is so annoying, and the advert is really crap.
THANK you!

Yes, that and one we get here for Land Of Leather (certain counties have the stores), which involves several fake couples looking un-comfy on sofas to bad "musac".
 
ultrabeat
Sheila's Wheels

But you can get bonza car insurance deals with sheila's wheels!

Also I know a few australian people and they pretty much cringe when that add comes on. Although so does everyone else.
 
Race Idiot
But you can get bonza car insurance deals with sheila's wheels!

Also I know a few australian people and they pretty much cringe when that add comes on. Although so does everyone else.


And the whole concept is sexist.
 
a6m5
Yeah, Caveman ones are pretty lame. Did the Gecko always have the English accent? I don't think it did......
I'm not sure, but I think he had an Australian accent at 1 time. I think it was only 1 commerical too.
 
Race Idiot
It's Shunsuke Nakamura, who is pretty much Japans bestest player. He plays for Celtic in Scotland.

I dunno I still quite like that Jose 10+ ad because Defoe is in goal which always makes me laugh. I mean Defoe..........in goal!
I don't mind those commercials either. Then again, I haven't really seen them that much. Omnis actually helped me out on the Japanese player, yesterday. I appreciate your help though, thank you! :)

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*McLaren*
I'm not sure, but I think he had an Australian accent at 1 time. I think it was only 1 commerical too.
I could swear that he didn't even talk at first. Then in normal American English, and now with a English accent.
 
a6m5
I don't mind those commercials either. Then again, I haven't really seen them that much. Omnis actually helped me out on the Japanese player, yesterday. I appreciate your help though, thank you! :)

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I could swear that he didn't even talk at first. Then in normal American English, and now with a English accent.
I recall that too. I'll have to try and find the old ones.
 
Well, it seems at least you get girls on the Fanta ads. All we get here are a couple of haiwaian (sp?) kids yelling "babooya" or something.
 
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