Woodstock Bound
There's times where I really enjoy driving vehicles. Speeding around bends, getting the perfect shifts, gunning down a motorway. I love all of that, and I do have to say a high-powered hypercar are quite fun whilst doing those things, but I can't deny that low-powered cars can be fun either. The Mazda Miata is a great example. Small, light, and only making around the mid-range of the 100s in horsepower, but holy 🤬 is it a blast to drive. But, not all things with little power are fun. Case in point: The Volkswagen Sambabus.
The Sambabus is a thing of affection for a lot of people, and I can understand that. The design is as cute as it is functional, and the different colors you can usually see one in are eye-popping to say the least. They're so loved that a pristine example like this one could fetch upwards of 100k at auction. But, it is the exact opposite of fast. The exact opposite of the Skyline used last week. And it's painful.
I don't want to be harsh on this thing...but...here we go.
Due to an unspecified event, my usual test track was not available this week. That always makes me happy (quite the opposite for those who don't detect sarcasm), so I decided to take the bus down to Daytona road course...a nice half-oval, half-course track that's about the same size as my favored track. Anyway, I set out on the track and was immediately met with the angry grunts of an air-cooled engine as it slowly pattered its way up to its top speed of around 60-70ish mph. The monotony was real.
There's no surprise here to know that speed is not the strong suit of the Sambabus. Not at all. It slowly trudges down the ovals like some grandpa on the interstate on Sunday, and if the speed won't make you hate it, the sound will. It's literally furious noises all the time, droning and groaning on to the point where you feel like you might be hurting the poor thing. And then you come to a corner...and oh boy...this is where it gets fun.
You can break all you want (but the low speed renders it useless) as you step into a corner, but you're bound to end up vomiting in the vinyl floors by around the middle of the corner. The Bus absolutely rolls and plows into corners, probably looking like it's ready to tip over whilst it goes around a bend. The lack of ABS makes it want to stoppie when you hit the brakes hard. And it understeers...god does it understeer. This thing was made to stay as far away from the tracks as possible.
I eventually managed to heave this thing around Daytona and call it a night as the sun set over the Florida plains. The end time was a painful 4:04.511...something that I could half easily in anything else. I really shouldn't have expected much out of this thing during the test, and I really didn't, but it could have given me something...anything...maybe I'll try drifting one one day. All I know is that I can't see myself trying a race with this.
The Verdict:
Honestly, I'm really torn about this thing for some reason. Yes, it's slow. No, it can't go around corners, and honestly, it's not very comfortable either (my glutes are still in pain). But it's charming. It's cute...and it seats a lot of people, so I think I'm going to stay
neutral and throw it in the stockyard for another day. I can see why people like these things...but they're definitely not made for anything related to racing.
At least VW didn't have to lie about emissions to get this one sold.
(I'm so sorry)