Bewildering Mirage: The story of the Mitsubishi Mirage ZR
Wow, it has been a while since I did one of these, eh? "Author's block", some might say, but I prefer the term "finding the non-lazy spot". I've seen so many good cars I passed by while seeing this thread, including one of my personal favorites: The Mitsubishi Galant VR-4. Boy I felt stupid when I found out about that one...
But that is besides the point. And speaking of Mitsubishis...
Mitsubishi Mirage ZR '97. Codename: "Milly"
Meet Milly, my personal Mirage. And boy, do I have the story to tell you about her...
It all started when Mr. Mcclaren announced that the next COTW was going to be our friend Milly here. He did it quite smoothly by introducing a image of several Marlboro-sponsored Mirages. Well played, my American friend, well played. And now it is time for a history lesson people, so buckle up...
Milly's life started quite early in Mitsubishi's history. Created as a rival to Honda's own Civic, the Mirage's life dates back all the way to the 70's. In fact, her life is continuing as we speak, since her name can now be found on the back of a underwhelming, poorly-made cheap Indian car. Car which somehow is being sold in Europe under the name of Space Star, and was also recently elected by Top Gear as one of the worst cars being sold today. Not the most rewarding of lifes, but what can you do. In other countries, Milly here is known as Colt (which was also the reason why Ford had to ditch that name when they tried to use it for the Capri), a good name for several things:
- Pistols;
- Cars;
- Colt Cabana...
So there you go, Milly's life in a nutshell. So what is this incarnation of Milly? Well, this is sporty Milly, the Cyborg ZR. In the high-paced Japanese car industry of the 90's, all brands were trying their hardest to come up with the sportiest cars for their car ranges. Cars like, you know, that Lantis we tested recently. However, this Mitsu had a much juicier target in sight. None other than the Honda Civic Type R.
"THE Type R!? Insanity!", you might say. The greatest Japanese hot hatch in history, the fearsome track weapon of Honda, powered by a high-revving heart pumped full of VTEC vitamins. Mitsubishi created a hot car and aimed it at the highest possible point. But Milly doesn't quite back down in fear of such a daring task. In fact, the way she handles it was the most confusing point of this entire story.
The Mirage is not your average FF car. Most companies would not bother tuning the car to the point of corner cleaving, leaving their cars with an undesirable amount of understeer. But Milly is a remarkably good hot-hatch. The short wheelbase leaves most of the understeer out of the door. And even the little amount that is left can be easily controlable by either lifting the throttle or by pushing it further. Came in too late and your trajectory is getting wide? Lift the throttle and let the car get back in line. Came in too early? Push the car more and use the understeer to your advantage. It's truly remarkable how well Milly went around the Twin Ring Motegi East course. And that takes us to the next point of Milly's story: How well does she match up to its greatest competitor?
Okay, bad news first: Milly lost against the Civic EK. It was obvious, but I'll tell you why in a second. However, she came really close to beat it, and that is without a doubt the most confusing point of her history. I could call her a Beater because she didn't beat the car she was meant to beat in the first place. On the other hand, the fact that she did get so close despite the bells and whistles she clearly was forced to have, not to mention the fact that she also beat my time with the Toyota Sprinter Trueno BZ-R prove worthy of a Sleeper status.
In the end, there many good reasons to call Milly a Beater, but there are also even more reasons to call her a Sleeper. The Mirage is a great beginner's car, provided you can live without a cockpit view. Yes, Milly's weakest point against the Civic is the lack of Premium status, status which means you add all the parts you want to make the Civic your own car. With the Mirage, you're limited to some rims, new paint and PD's trademark "1980's Vauxhall Viva tuner castoff spoilers". Milly was the most confusing car I have ever driven, finding a place for her was very difficult.
The reason why she lost to the Type R is actually very simple:
The Mirage is 100% track focused. The Honda is 120% focused.
Keichi Tsuchiya once said that Type Rs are "race cars with license plates". Milly is a pretty face, but the Civic is a brawler that doesn't mind lacking bells and whistles. And this is why the Type R's dynasty is the greatest FF dynasty in road car world.
As for Milly, despite all the confusion and the thinking, we became friends. In fact, borrowing an expression from the anime series "The Big O":
"We have come to terms."
Pros:
- Eager engine;
- Remarkably solid, driver-friendly handling.
Cons:
- The Honda Civic Type R is a sharper track tool;
- Engine needed more oomph to keep up with more powerful rivals;
- Hope you can live without a cockpit view...
Final Verdict: Sleeper -The Mirage might not be the Civic-killer that Mitsubishi had hoped for, but it still is a very good hot-hatch all things considered. Just beware of the less powerful engine and the lack of graphical detail when buying one...