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How will you vote in the 2024 UK General Election?

  • Conservative Party

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Green Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Labour Party

    Votes: 14 48.3%
  • Liberal Democrats

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Other (Wales/Scotland/Northern Ireland)

    Votes: 1 3.4%
  • Other Independents

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other Parties

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Spoiled Ballot

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Will Not/Cannot Vote

    Votes: 8 27.6%

  • Total voters
    29
  • Poll closed .
I am calling it now.

Election in March. (No one wants to to campaign over Christmas so it will be called in January.)
 
This was always going to be the problem with Theresa May inviting the DUP to form a coalition government - 10 DUP MPs now wield vastly disproportionate power, with Arlene Foster seemingly able to derail the entire Brexit juggernaut with astonishing ease.

Who'd of ever guessed that the DUP would end up being a thorn in the side of Teresa May's government? :rolleyes:
 
Who'd of ever guessed that the DUP would end up being a thorn in the side of Teresa May's government? :rolleyes:
It wasn't a well thought out move, it was a desperate attempt to keep power after she 🤬 up calling the election.

When I say election in March I have a 60% chance on May not being the Tory leader standing.
 
They really should call an election, teaming up with the DUP was a bad call and she should have stepped down back then.
 
Of course Labour would, and have, never have held coalition talks with the DUP...
 
Of course Labour would, and have, never have held coalition talks with the DUP...
Talks and making the deal are different. It's like I could have talks with several different banks if I want a loan, I only need to go with one.


You honestly say that you would not talk to everyone around? I would even if I had no real plans of dealing with them.
 
Talks and making the deal are different.
Indeed they are. However, it's rather rich of certain Labour politicians to be making hay right now about how damaging the DUP deal is when - had they had the same plurality of seats but not majority - they would have made the same deal for the hope of some power. Give or take a few million. Indeed they tried to, in 2010.

Although they'll no doubt claim they'd have stomped on Brexit so it wouldn't be an issue...
 
No hard border, we're told. I might go and live in NI.

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one of the UK's most successful PR men
I don't think he was that successful. As the joke goes*, if he was so good at image management, why did everyone hate him?

*Well, rephrased for the AUP
 
I don't think he was that successful. As the joke goes*, if he was so good at image management, why did everyone hate him?

*Well, rephrased for the AUP

Well its the age old irony, like accountants that have appalling personal finances. He was very good at his job, no so good at sorting himself out.
 
I see Chris Froome is in trouble for an 'adverse analytical finding', which appears to be a euphemism for 'failed drugs test'.
 
Diane Abbott tells us she can't do maths because she's diabetic. Apparently this now extends to physics:

 
Was watching ITV News talking about Trump's nuclear button then the fire alarm went off and they had to evacuate the building :lol: Thankfully it was a false alarm. Tom Bradby cool as a cucumber, honestly I've never seen this happen before to a live news broadcast in the UK.

 
Was watching ITV News talking about Trump's nuclear button then the fire alarm went off and they had to evacuate the building :lol: Thankfully it was a false alarm. Tom Bradby cool as a cucumber, honestly I've never seen this happen before to a live news broadcast in the UK.


Haw, haw, haw! This is your clue to stock up on canned soup and potassium iodide; WW3 is at hand! Donald J. "thumbs" Trump is launching Twitter war on his arch nemesis Kim. :rolleyes:
 
On a friend's recommendation, I watched 'Inside No. 9' on BBC iPlayer last night.. I can't believe I've never watched it before, not least as it is written by Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton from 'The League of Gentlemen' - it was an absolute revelation.

The new series started on Tuesday and it would appear that the BBC have put the entire back catalogue (the first three series) on iPlayer for the next two weeks - so if you haven't seen it before, now is the time to check it out! I watched Series 3 and they were all brilliant, though 'The Devil of Christmas' is particularly dark. Two episodes, 'The Bill' and 'Diddle Diddle Dumpling' are especially great, not least because they are (seemingly) based on ridiculously simple ideas (the latter involves a man finding a shoe in the street and then trying to trace its owner). The amazing thing about the series is that each episode is completely stand-alone - the level of creativity involved is quite breath-taking.. the only common threads are Shearsmith and Pemberton themselves, their unique brand of dark humour, and the number 9.
 
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