Britain - The Official Thread

[TheCracker]

The queue to see the Queen lying in state is 2.5 miles long.

How morbid

 

[DK]

It's like airport queues have been told to hold their beer.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

Apparently bicycle racks need to be closed for...mourning?

 

[Moglet]

The queue to see the Queen lying in state is 2.5 miles long.

It's expected to rise a fair bit too, some predictions are saying 5 mile queues with a 30 hour wait. One 75 year old man has already collapsed in the queue: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/worl...-see-queen-before-having-sandwich/ar-AA11P2DW

 

[Touring Mars]

Best not to get sick on Monday then....

Lucky I don't have a three-day tour of classic Glasgow and Edinburgh pubs organised this weekend then...

 

[Blitz24]

Lucky I don't have a three-day tour of classic Glasgow and Edinburgh pubs organised this weekend then...

Pubs aren't closed to mourn for the queen? So rude of them!

 

[Dennisch]

For the really obsessed royalty fan there an extra BBC+ channel.

 

[Fezzik]

How morbid

It's now 4.5 miles. Back of it is nearly in Bermondsey.
The Queue is the most British thing in the history of Britain.

 

[Touring Mars]

It's now 4.5 miles. Back of it is nearly in Bermondsey.
The Queue is the most British thing in the history of Britain.

God Save The Queue

 

[Scaff]

Live updates on The Queue (which I like far more than the royals...



...the best bit in the what.three.words for the end of The Queue, which is currently Zest.Fried.Bonus

 

[Famine]

what.three.words

About that...

 

[Fezzik]

God Save The Queue

like most things these days, it's just a remake/reboot

the original Queue

 

[Scaff]

About that...

Just to clarify about the what.three.words being the best bit, only because it comes up with silly combinations, and certainly not because what.three.words is any good. Its a classic example of a solution looking for a problem and then doing it badly.

 

[Famine]

Just to clarify about the what.three.words being the best bit, only because it comes up with silly combinations, and certainly not because what.three.words is any good. Its a classic example of a solution looking for a problem and then doing it badly.

Also well worth it for What3RudeWords:



There are other, grimmer examples

 

[TheCracker]

If they all held onto the person infront of them and danced from side to side, they'd absolutely smash the world record for longest conga line!

At least it would give the sad ******s something to do while they wait.

 

[Blitz24]

I know that this is the bane of my gameplay for Roller Coaster Tycoon. Have the Royals considered hiring a court jester to entertain those queuing?

 

[Fezzik]

I know that this is the bane of my gameplay for Roller Coaster Tycoon. Have the Royals considered hiring a court jester to entertain those queuing?

I know just the fellow, hear he is looking for a 2nd job after recently being sacked

 

[Darla Starch]

I know that this is the bane of my gameplay for Roller Coaster Tycoon. Have the Royals considered hiring a court jester to entertain those queuing?

haha funny panda man

 

[wowbaggerBR]

 

[UKMikey]

The King did use to refer to her as "mummy".

 

[MUSC4EVER]

4.6 miles now, 8 hours wait.

Estimated 450,000 will see the Queen lying-in-state before the funeral on Monday.

 

[Liquid]

I know that this is the bane of my gameplay for Roller Coaster Tycoon. Have the Royals considered hiring a court jester to entertain those queuing?

I want to get off Mrs Windsor's Wild Ride!

 

[UKMikey]

Estimated 450,000 will see the Queen lying-in-state before the funeral on Monday.

QE2'll have to go some to beat Lenin's record. A million people filed past his body although perhaps there was a greater degree of overt coercion involved.

 

[Touring Mars]

QE2'll have to go some to beat Lenin's record. A million people filed past his body although perhaps there was a greater degree of overt coercion involved.

That's as may be, but this has to be the most well attended Queen tour since Freddie died.

 

[Darla Starch]

I want to get off Mrs Windsor's Wild Ride!

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

QE2'll have to go some to beat Lenin's record. A million people filed past his body although perhaps there was a greater degree of overt coercion involved.

I am the Walrus?

 

[Touring Mars]

I am the Walrus?

STFU Donny!

 

[UKMikey]

I am the Walrus?

Lizzie In The Ground With Diamonds.

 

[sirjim73]

If they all held onto the person infront of them and danced from side to side, they'd absolutely smash the world record for longest conga line!

At least it would give the sad ******s something to do while they wait.

Mexican wave? 🤔

QE2'll have to go some to beat Lenin's record. A million people filed past his body although perhaps there was a greater degree of overt coercion involved.

Something something falling out of a 5th floor window comes to mind

 

[UKMikey]

Something something falling out of a 5th floor window comes to mind

It's hard to queue with a broken neck. They could try using glowing brollies as prods instead.