Britain - The Official Thread

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How will you vote in the 2024 UK General Election?

  • Conservative Party

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Green Party

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Labour Party

    Votes: 14 48.3%
  • Liberal Democrats

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Other (Wales/Scotland/Northern Ireland)

    Votes: 1 3.4%
  • Other Independents

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other Parties

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Spoiled Ballot

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Will Not/Cannot Vote

    Votes: 8 27.6%

  • Total voters
    29
  • Poll closed .
her title
To be fair, it is intensely confusing exactly what their titles, and those of their children, should be. But she should be Meghan, Duchess of Sussex - despite "Megxit".


Technically, according to the latest Letters Patent, both Archie and Lilibet should now become Prince and Princess, as they are children of a child of the monarch. Previously, as grandchildren of a child of the monarch but not grandchildren of the monarch's first heir's heir, they weren't eligible to be prince/princess. In that Oprah thing, Meghan claimed Archie was denied princehood due to his "mixed-race heritage", but it's been standard since 1917.

Meghan is also not eligible to be a princess; spouses of Princes are not princesses unless the princehood is conferred after marriage. In one of those stark parallels we have these days, Diana was also not a princess officially until after her divorce; her title "Princess of Wales" meant "Prince of Wales's wife" and not "Princess Diana". She had the title "Diana, Princess of Wales" conferred to her in 1996.

Kate is now technically a princess - "Catherine, Princess of Wales" - because her husband has become Prince of Wales and they're already married. Their children, as children of the heir of the heir, were entitled to prince/princess at birth (although the princess amendment only came in 2012). I genuinely have no recollection what their kids are called, but the eldest boy's kids would be prince/princess and the other kids' children won't be unless Charles dies before then and William accedes to the throne.


However Charles could change literally any of that (and has previously spoken of shrinking the numbers of primary Royals) with his own Letters Patent.
 
They've given the Corgis to Andrew!

Andrew, with puppies...

They really didn't think that one through at all, as every media outlet posting the story is having to heavily police the comments as a result.


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The Queen's coffin is being transported to St Giles Cathedral from Holyrood Palace, with the King and other members of the Royal Family walking behind the hearse.

The Royal Mile is packed with thousands of people, though there has been at least one heckler who seemed to be unceremoniously hauled to the ground, presumably by someone else in the crowd, though I believe he was actually heckling Andrew.
 
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The Queen's coffin is being transported to St Giles Cathedral from Holyrood Palace, with the King and other members of the Royal Family walking behind the hearse.

The Royal Mile is packed with thousands of people, though there has been at least one heckler who seemed to be unceremoniously hauled to the ground, presumably by someone else in the crowd, though I believe he was actually heckling Andrew.
I think the state funeral in a week's time will be the last time he's seen in public for a very long time.
 
They do like playing dress up. Only one of the kids who ever saw active service, the one not in uniform today.
 


This vid from the other day melted my mind.

a) the tune is still DEAD
b) no one, even among these royalists, can even be bothered to sing with any enthusiasm
c) the entire crowd look like someone typed “young tories” into an AI image generator
d) republic now plz
 
They've given the Corgis to Andrew!

Andrew, with puppies...

They really didn't think that one through at all, as every media outlet posting the story is having to heavily police the comments as a result.


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Makes sense. He's experienced with bitches under 18.
Dogs of that pedigree do need an expert groomer.
 
The Royal Mile is packed with thousands of people, though there has been at least one heckler who seemed to be unceremoniously hauled to the ground, presumably by someone else in the crowd, though I believe he was actually heckling Andrew.
It's been reported here (probably because he was wearing Melbourne City FC team apparel) that he was repeatedly yelling "Andrew you're a sick old man" before being arrested.

Not sure if he was actually arrested or just pulled away by the police.
 
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Center Parcs have announced that they will be closed on Monday 19th September as a mark of respect to the Queen.

Visitors who were scheduled to arrive that day have been asked not to travel, and guests who are already there will have to leave by 10 am on the 19th and return the next day.

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Absolutely bonkers.
 
Some of the things I've seen occurring over the last few days have been bizarre, but this is right up there
 
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So which bell-end is going to insist grocery stores and healthcare facilities also be closed for the funeral? The monarchy might as well be living on Mars.
 
So which bell-end is going to insist grocery stores and healthcare facilities also be closed for the funeral? The monarchy might as well be living on Mars.
They pretty much are all closing. All the major supermarkers (except the smaller outlets in London) & GP/doctors will be shut on Monday.
 
The young lad who heckled Prince Andrew has been charged!

Yet the two strangers who grabbed him and threw him to the ground, no mention of them being charged with assault.
 
Here I wonder if those peasant fanboys of the pedo prince would like to leave him unattended in the presence of their kids. Clearly they love him enough to get violent over his hurt feefees.
 
The young lad who heckled Prince Andrew has been charged!

Yet the two strangers who grabbed him and threw him to the ground, no mention of them being charged with assault.
The entire thing is, predictably, flag shagging jingoistic ******** of the highest order.


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Because they really understand the common folk.....
 

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