The Barbie Blade
Hi! My name is Barbie and as you know, I usually drive a pink corvette.
But for a trackday I'll take out my sweet BB (Barbie 'Blade) and have some real fun with it.
My little triple-c (cute & calm caterham - hihihi - now aren't I'm eloquent?) can easily be handled with one hand on the steering wheel since I need my other hand for my barbie smart phone to tell all my friends about the latest Barbie-world tittle-tattle!
Ken always says "You made a ridiculous transvestite out of that car - what a shame! Collin Chapman would turn in his grave."
But whenever men are talking about cars you get the feeling that they think in earnest that cars are more than just a fancy accessory which has to fit to the rest of the outfit. That's a pretty weird view of life, but what can you expect from a man after all?
Ok - here is the setup for the Group A Barbie Blade:
Fit fully adjustable suspension, fully adjustable transmission and fully adjustable LSD as allowed for Group A.
Fit allowed tires (sports hard).
And most important: Paint the car barbie pink!
Ride Height: -5/0
Spring Rate: 10.0/5.2
Extension: 8/4
Compression: 6/3
Anti roll bar: 5/3
Camber: 1.6/0.8
Toe: +0.15/+0.35
LSD: 10/25/20
Brake Balance: 5/5
Gearing
First set max. speed to low end (180 km/h)
Then adjust the gears to follwing:
1st: 5.676
2nd: 4.476
3rd: 3.580
4th: 2.930
5th: 2.439
6th: 2.064
Then set final to: 2.690
Now get yourself a blond wig and enjoy the triple-c...and don't be afraid of your female side!