Chat Anonymously with total strangers

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 20 f
Stranger: india
You: DURR HURR
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Daniel
Nonsense! I'm completely fine. Over my 300 years, I've only choked... thousand times?
Anyway, see you in Gnarnia! It's only 5 miles away from Springfield.
Regards,
Your elderly, marble-eating Unicorn
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I live in springfield..... true story
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GUCCI!
You: BRR
Stranger: umm?
You: GUCCI MANE ALL UP IN DIS ***.
You: BBRRRRRRRRRR
Stranger: cool
You: -.-;
Stranger: umm ok
You: BUURRRR
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 'Ello
Stranger: ... THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!
Stranger: THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
Stranger: THE MOTHER:censored: BRITISH ARE COMING IN OUR FACE!!!
You: They've already invaded New Zealand ages ago lol
Stranger: Dayum son.
You: We're part of the Commonwealth XD
You: But we're fine
You: use our own dollar
You: got a unique accent
You: dont depend on the much now
You: lawl
You: wbu?
Stranger: ... wbu?
Stranger: 🤬, I can't troll you!!!
You: What 'bout you?
Stranger: BRITISH PEOPLE CANNOT BE TROLELD
Stranger: AHHH
Stranger: *jumps out window*
Stranger: I'M TYPING WHILE I'M FALLING!!!
You: :P
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---

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Lolwut?
 
I just had a really nice long conversation with an indian chap.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: heello
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: asl?
You: 14/m/uk
Stranger: hoz the weather
You: nice and sunny
Stranger: may i know ur name
You: LUKEY
Stranger: my name is abhishek,india ,18
You: kl
Stranger: do u have any gf
You: not at the moment
Stranger: what does it mean
You: I did have a gf but I don't at the moment
Stranger: ohhhhhhh
You: lol
Stranger: tell me somthing abut ur country
You: we will win the world cup (We like our optimism)
You: lol
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i 've listen abut ur country that ur country is using 6g tech
You: what is 6g tech
Stranger: 6th generation technology ,speed 10mbps
You: My mate has 25mps but we have a **** 2mps :(
You: What do you have
You: In korea they have up to 2.5gps
Stranger: i 've only 3.5mbps
You: better than me then lol
Stranger: i kew
Stranger: can u tell me what is the true meaning of ur name
You: I don't really know
Stranger: what r u wearing
You: Some shorts and a turquoise river island tshirt
Stranger: can u tell me frm where i can download windows 7
You: try piratebay.org
Stranger: do u have an orkut account ........................?
You: nope
Stranger: facebook
You: yep
Stranger: tel me
You: Luke Baker-Smith Collingwood college
You: Search it
Stranger: what is ur school name ,n in which standard u study
You: I'm year 9 and the school is collingwood college
You: What time is it in india
Stranger: collinwood college ,where mr.james nismith has invented basketball game.............
You: No collingwood college surrey england
Stranger: why u use omegle
You: Because I'm bored and can't be arsed to revise
You: for my science gcse test next week
Stranger: just learn it by ur haert
You: I'm trying to
Stranger: tell me name of ur lessons
You: What do you mean by that
Stranger: i'm interested in knowing everything abt u and ur country ..........and much more
You: Right the subjects I have tommorow are.
You: french
You: tech
You: pshe
You: rs
You: science
Stranger: i think u are not keen to abt me
Stranger: i'm feeling hungray
You: go get some food then
You: ?
You: where do you live in india
Stranger: in uttar pradesh .............lucknow
Stranger: do u belive in u luck
You: Not really what comes around comes around
You: So you live near nepak
You: nepal
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: have u ever been to nepal
You: no
You: Would like to go some time though
You: do you belive in luck
Stranger: yes i 've went there......... sometimes ....................yes i belive in luck
You: kl
Stranger: luck is directionally proportional to success
You: Yep but luck isn't the only factor
Stranger: what does the kl means
You: kl=cool
Stranger: thanx
Stranger: luck doen't depend on fact ..................but facts are..........
Stranger: which profession do u like ?????????????
You: What i mean is for example. I could try to bluff this science test and rely on luck. However I could revise and not rely on luck.
You: If you choose a or b in an answer and you were wrong you werent unlucky you just picked wrong you had a 50% change of being right and you werent.
You: I would like to be an racing driver however that would be unlikely
Stranger: luck means whatever u want it happens.............if u want that ur test has postponed it 'll happen just wait
Stranger: i mean if u r lucky
Stranger: do u knoe hindi?????????/
You: But for example if the test was posponed it would be for a reason. and that reason would happen no matter if you wanted the test to happen or not
You: no I don't know hindi
Stranger: i gotta go bye
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It's been a while since I tried this, but the 3rd try was very entertaining. Must do this more. :dopey:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: helo
You: where you from?
Stranger: im from your moms ass
You: smelly, are you ok?
Stranger: yeah i just got **** all over me
You: Yeah, she does have a nasty after dinner habit
You: just take a shower and some soap, and you'll be fine (maybe not mentally yet)
Stranger: tell her to stop eating like a fatass
Stranger: hey youre funny
Stranger: i ilke that
You: listen, she just happens to like beans, ok
Stranger: youre a mexican
Stranger: that wsa uncalled for
Stranger: i apologize
You: lol, she never told me, where my dad is from, but she is not mexican
You: more like a russian I guess
You: big ass, and all
Stranger: thats noce
Stranger: nice*
Stranger: so youre from russia?
You: nope, western europe, but we have been concured every now and then
You: (excuse my english)
Stranger: aww, so youre from england?
You: Not that far west, damn, I still do have some dignity you know
Stranger: i like english people though!
Stranger: so what part of western europe?
You: yes, I can tollerate them too
You: I'm Dutch
Stranger: jeez, man. way to keep the convo going
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Since the bump has already been made, here's an entertaining chat I had just now:

You: man the torpedoes!
Stranger: WOOOSK!
Stranger: Yes sir!
You: give me 23 degrees to port!
Stranger: 23 DEGREES TO PORT!
You: geez that enemy vessel is huge... FIRE!
Stranger: Swoooshhhhh!!!
Stranger: BANG!
Stranger: Direct hit sir!
You: excellent! how many torpedoes do we have left?
Stranger: 4 Sir,
You: ok. how many on deck turrets are online? we took some heavy fire back there.
Stranger: only 2 sir, Jacobs and Mccadams are MIA too.
You: hmm...what's the status of the enemy vessel?
Stranger: We have made 2 direct hits, it looks to be in worse shape than us, but not by mych
Stranger: *much
You: hmm...ok give me 17 degrees starboard, all ahead flank! ready torps 2 and 4 and get both of those turrets online!
Stranger: Yes SIR! 17 degrees starboard, Ready the torps 2 and 4, Paulson GET THOSE 🤬 TURRETS READY!
Stranger: Were ready to go Sir, on your mark.
You: let's see here...we've got one cruiser a mile and a half behind us and we've got to face 3 enemy ships...well i've been through worse. ....FIRE!
Stranger: YES SIR! FIRE!
Stranger: SWOOOSH
Stranger: Bang
Stranger: knocked out their main system Sir, looks like their dead in the water!
You: excellent work! ok, that's their main battleship taken care of but we still have to take on their 2 destroyers...are any attack helicopters operational?
Stranger: We already have 2 in the air on their way sir, I think were in good shape!
You: what's their heading?
You: i want them attacking the destroyer to the southwest.
Stranger: Yes sir, ill tell Jenson to direct them there!
You: they are equipped with the correct munitions, right?
Stranger: I believe so Sir, If not, say your prayrs!
Stranger: OH DEAR LORD! ONE JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY!
You: all ahead full! 37 degrees port! we've got to get our broadside aimed at that destroyer! scramble any remaining air units and ready all 4 torpedo ports! what's the status on the 2 turrets?
Stranger: Up and rnning, but our ammunition supply has depleated, were not going to last long here sir!
You: ok see those external fuel tanks on the destroyer on our starboard side? have the turrets aim at them! that should cripple that destroyer! in the mean time, torps 1 and 3 haven't been used yet, they must have at least 1 torp each, right?
Stranger: Yes sir that sounds right, ill get everyone right on the destroyer
Stranger: AIM FOR THE STAARBOARD FUEL TANKS MEN!!!!
You: ok while the turrets are taking care of those tanks, arm torps 1 and 3 and prepare to fire at the port side destroyer!
Stranger: YES SIR!
Stranger: AIM THE TORPS PORT SIDE!
Stranger: Sir this may be a bad time to tell you...
Stranger: I am a woman
You: that's not important right now!
Stranger: YES SIR! thank you! FIRE TORPS!
Stranger: SWOOShhhhh
Stranger: BANG
Stranger: BANG
Stranger: GOT IT! ITs going down Sir!
You: excellent work! how about the starboard destroyer!
You: *?
Stranger: Looks like the turrets are getting to it, it should be just a matter of time!
Stranger: BANG!
Stranger: holy 🤬
Stranger: Its gone
Stranger: O-O
You: the destroyer? did we do it?
Stranger: I think we did sir...
You: excellent work sailors!
Stranger: WOO HOO!
Stranger: :D
You: let's go home!
Stranger: YES SIR!
Stranger: TO HOME PORT MEN!
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Stranger: hello stranger
You: Hello Stranger.
Stranger: no no, my screen says that you are the stranger
You: So does mine, Stranger.
Stranger: well, one of them is lying to us
You: I wonder..
Stranger: do you know who you are?
You: Yes, of course.
Stranger: well then, i must be the stranger after all
Stranger: maybe that means i have a van somewhere loaded with candy
You: You are more than a stranger, you are STRANGE.

:lol:
 
You: Help
You: Please help me
Stranger: whats wrong?
You: Im the only one in my house
You: They are coming in the front door
Stranger: they?
You: They are talking about something. But i cant understand what they are saying
You: They sound like 2 grown men.
Stranger: call the police!
You: Im hiding under my bed.
You: Please
Stranger: police!!!!!
You: I cant my phone is in another room. If i get it they will find me
You: Please
You: I think they heard my typing.
Stranger: are you serious or this is a joke? becaus if it is is not cool..
You: They are walking into the kitchen
You: I need help
Stranger: get the police online! they have to have a page!
You: The light from the laptop is too bright. They will find me.
You: I need to shut it.
You: They are coming to my room
Stranger: how can i help?
You: You cant anymore. I cant let them see the light from my laptop.
You: Oh my go
Stranger: im calling the police!
You have disconnected.

You: i have no spine
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You: 42
Stranger: what 42 ?
You: you don't know 42?
Stranger: 🤬 you and the 42
You: you don't know what you are doing
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I think I just witnessed someone getting sucked up by a black hole.
 
I was an Italian supermodel, who spoke with a thick accent, this one guy got so into it, he wanted to see me "pose" (at this point I was lmao) and sent the guy some super low budget; well, for a lack of better words, explicit film with shagging, he believed all this and then I told him this was all just made up, he was furious 🤬🤬🤬🤬 and I was glad a internet fool learned his lesson, lol, I'm probably not going to do this again, since I have better things to do.
 
Has anyone tried the post a question for 2 others to answer? Everyone I ask is really stupid :lol:
 
This is so fun to be honest. I finally have long and nice conversation with a Chinese guy in China. we exchange emails though
 
I asked ''Discuss anything'', and they ended up talking about naked ladies and d****.

Edit: And another thing:

Question to discuss:
Can you answer this?
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: how ?
Stranger 2: what is question
Stranger 1: the question is if i can answer the question
Stranger 1: i did by saying "yes"
Stranger 1: mission complete
 
I asked. What does Volksgemeinschaft mean? And gave the clue it was related to the Nazi's and asked it 5000 times and no one knew.

Same thing when asking why the Lloyd George coalition of 1918 failed and why Churchill lost the 1945 election.
 
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I asked. What does Volksgemeinschaft mean? And gave the clue it was related to the Nazi's and asked it 5000 times and no one knew.
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something about Volkswagen? :odd:

haitch40
Same thing when asking why the Lloyd George coalition of 1918 failed and why Churchill lost the 1945 election.
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The last time I learn about UK's history was in 2007 and it was related to WWI & WWII
 
Leicht
something about Volkswagen? :odd:

Nope. Anyone else?

The last time I learn about UK's history was in 2007 and it was related to WWI & WWII
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Oh right ok.
Yes he was popular during the war but labour won the election of 45.
 
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I just had a great chat with a German guy. He was polite, and great to talk to. Unlike 99% of the chats you get...
 
This is the kind of chats you should have:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Minecraft.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: Creepers?
You: Skeletons!
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Enderman!
You: Crap, no! I hate their current sound.
You: I just cant take it.
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: It does bug me
You: And really when they get hurt. Oh my god...
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: May I ask how old you are?
You: (Private)
Stranger: You have very good writing slills
Stranger: Skills
You: Yea. Thats why i am above average in my class.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Good for you, I was homeschooled
Stranger: So I swang from vines out in the jungle behind my house, true story
You: In my opinion everyone in my age spells like dicks. Well, except the ones that can spell.
Stranger: Agreed
Stranger: I would have guessed you were more like 17-20
You: 1 d0n1 1yp3 1yk D1S!
Stranger: O.0
Stranger: Make it stop!!'
You: Or also known as I dont type like this.
Stranger: My eyes!
Stranger: L33t kill it! Kill it!
You: Agree!!!!!
You: Something has to be done!
Stranger: T.T my brain I just lost some nurons
Stranger: Oops gotta run. Shower
Stranger: Nice to meet you :) keep spelling like a pro!
You: I even spell better English than other English people. And im Danish.
You: Cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

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