Chat Anonymously with total strangers

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You: hi
Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (47.265.833.716) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out person information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
You: lol
You: seen that before
Stranger: What?
You: Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (47.265.833.716) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out person information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: I SWEAR
Stranger: I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS 8
You: hahaha
 
I've come to the conclusion that roughly 86% of the people who use this "service" have the attention span of a bag of wet potato chips, or crisps for our English brothers out there.
 
Wow, I'm creepy.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
You: I am the Milkman.
You: My milk is delicious.
You: Please do not scream as I pour it down your throat.
You: Chug deeply as the cream wills your senses forth.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think I'll do this some more.
 
Justin
It's sad how few people get the "need more cowbell: thing.:(
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Something I get! lol.

Having a like half-hour convo with an Aussie atm, used the Polar bear pick-up line somewhere lol
Moving onto Runescape, and the Laser Collection lol

 
What did I do wrong?

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: watsup?
You: not much, you?
Stranger: i m good
You: me too, like racing?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: formula1
You: what kind? F1, Nascar?
You: F1 is cool
Stranger: also Moto GP
You: Not enough wheels
Stranger: make it even more dangerous
You: Sometimes it is not about danger, but it does make it very interessting
Stranger: max Speed at corners, drifts, style and drama which i look for
You: Many race types fit that picture. You from Europe?
Stranger: US
You: OK, I'm Dutch. What do yuou think about oval racing?
You: haha don't think too hard
Stranger: Indicart
You: Do you know gtplanet?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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:lol: That's a shame, the one time there's actually someone normal on Omegle, they disconnect.
 
PJ-FFL
:lol: That's a shame, the one time there's actually someone normal on Omegle, they disconnect.
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It is weird, this is my first time online on Omegle and all conversations have been good. And also, "bird" seems to be obsolete :sly:

OK, I've learned the drill now:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hoi
Stranger: Hello
You: How are you
Stranger: Horny. You?
You: not yet
You: maybe you can help me
Stranger: Male or female?
You: male
Stranger: Age??
You: 42
Stranger: You're older i'm 23
You: I did not intend to get horny, but if you want to
Stranger: Well I mean, I have huge breasts that are begging to be squeezed
You: Did you ask the local farmer? I've heard they have enormous tit squeezers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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My first time too Denur, meeting lots of chinese people and americans, talking mostly about politicians. Good conversations so far. :D
 
Yes, this is a very interesting concept. Most conversations are cut short in no time. But some last a lot longer. Like the one I had with another dutch boy who wants to be a teacher. Very interesting. :)
 
Denur
Yes, this is a very interesting concept. Most conversations are cut short in no time. But some last a lot longer. Like the one I had with another dutch boy who wants to be a teacher. Very interesting. :)
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You tell me, but sometimes people scare me:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im from Indonesia 21 and male...i have msn and cam so u?:):)
You: Hi
You: I'm from Brazil and watching a male through a camera isn't my deepest desire
You: bye
You have disconnected.

C'mon, a gay pervert? That's not what I'm looking for.

I just had a great conversation with a guy from Ohio, we talked about chicks, parties, taxes, George Bush, Kim Kardashian's breasts and the Hyunday Sonata. Very nice. 👍
 
Dan_
You tell me, but sometimes people scare me:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im from Indonesia 21 and male...i have msn and cam so u?:):)
You: Hi
You: I'm from Brazil and watching a male through a camera isn't my deepest desire
You: bye
You have disconnected.

C'mon, a gay pervert? That's not what I'm looking for.

I just had a great conversation with a guy from Ohio, we talked about chicks, parties, taxes, George Bush, Kim Kardashian's breasts and the Hyunday Sonata. Very nice. 👍
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Weird, I've yet to encounter my first perverted chat. But I'll not give not up! :crazy:
 
Daniel

Having a like half-hour convo with an Aussie atm, used the Polar bear pick-up line somewhere lol
Moving onto Runescape, and the Laser Collection lol
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Well, half-an-hour turned into almost an hour! We swapped contacts, and I'm counting on keeping contact :)
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Oi!
Stranger: hello.
You: What you up to?
You: hello?
Stranger: ****
You: Ok then.
Disconnected.

Yeah... may try this a little later.
 
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: m
Stranger: age?
You: 22
Stranger: im 18
Stranger: and a gay male
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: do u like men?
You: As buddies, sure.
Stranger: well im outtie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Perhaps I should have lied and said "yes." :lol:
 
Terronium-12
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: m
Stranger: age?
You: 22
Stranger: im 18
Stranger: and a gay male
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: do u like men?
You: As buddies, sure.
Stranger: well im outtie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Perhaps I should have lied and said "yes." :lol:
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Where are these people when I go on?!
 
Stranger: heyu
You: sup?
Stranger: asl>?
You: 22 m ny
Stranger: pedofiel?
You: You mean pedophile?
You: And, no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Again, perhaps I should have lied and said yes. :odd:
 
I just had a "girl" claiming to be 17 linking me to her webcam.:lol: I wonder if anyone actually falls for that.


Anyways:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: I plead the fizzif
Stranger: cooool
Stranger: wats tht?
You: You don't know what the fifth amendment is?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:facepalm:

I have lost hope in humanity.
 
Justin
I just had a "girl" claiming to be 17 linking me to her webcam.:lol: I wonder if anyone actually falls for that.
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I came across something like that earlier, except there were two of them - one was 17, the other was 19.
 
Justin
I just had a "girl" claiming to be 17 linking me to her webcam.:lol: I wonder if anyone actually falls for that.


Anyways:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: I plead the fizzif
Stranger: cooool
Stranger: wats tht?
You: You don't know what the fifth amendment is?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:facepalm:

I have lost hope in humanity.
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What if they were from another country? it would be ignorant of you to expect others to understand your own laws.
 
LOL Love this one! I'm 14 but pretended to be a 9-year-old.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: I am 92. I collect buttons. and I give great blow jobs
You: doubt it
Stranger: Lmao
You: and what's a blow job?
You: something sexual?
You: i might guess
Stranger: no
You: what is it?
Stranger: it's something to put on a sandwitch
You: i heard to older kids at my school talk about it once, I'm only 9
Stranger: okay bye
You have Disconnected
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Might have a blow-job sandwich later :P
 
I doubt the average 9 year old will use commas or apostrophes.
 
easyasashii
Are you really 14 ? True story ?
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No, I'm actually a 300-year-old unicorn who enjoys eating marbles... :rolleyes:

Well, this guy was pretty clever..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Rhyme with me!!
You: Whale
Stranger: Fail
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Terronium-12
That can't be healthy....
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Nonsense! I'm completely fine. Over my 300 years, I've only choked... thousand times?
Anyway, see you in Gnarnia! It's only 5 miles away from Springfield.
Regards,
Your elderly, marble-eating Unicorn
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