Chat Anonymously with total strangers

[Northstar]

I have been having a blast opening with this line.

"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you have a seat"

They either don't get it or go along with it.

 

[Omnis]

I just got a pedo:

Stranger: hi

You: Umm, yeah, about those TPS reports...

You: ...yeah.

You: Listen, I'm going to need you to, uh, come in, uh, for the weekend... yeah.

Stranger: god im super ****ing bored, you got a webcam? lets have some fun, i wanna dance xD

Stranger: i got a webcam, but you're not like a kid are you?

You: Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you have a seat.

You: What exactly drove you to come out here?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[TheCracker]

You are now chatting with a complete stranger, say hi!

You: M

Your conversation partner has disconnected.

This is the outcome 80% of the time with that opening line

 

[Northstar]

You: Hi, I'm on a global mission trying to spread the good word. Are you willing to help me?
Stranger: what good word?
You: You mean............you havent heard?
You: That the bird is the word
Stranger: randomness
Stranger: ;o
You: without randomness, life is boring

Your conversation partner has disconnected.

He got mad when I got all philosophical on his 🤬

 

[Pitracer100]

Takes a joke from Justin's bag.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 'eve

You: Trying to spread the word want to help

Stranger: whats the word?

You: The bird is the word!

Stranger: Giggity

You: Last convo.


You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Jag heter pants
You: Trying to spread the good word want to help?
Stranger: okay!
You: do u want to know what word
Stranger: bird?
You: Dammit
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: good day sir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: nice.

You: Epic Fail.

Stranger: Pretty much.

Stranger: Thats life... now, lets us go spread the word.

You: OK!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Omnis]

Stranger: hey
You: Hi there. Have you heard?
Stranger: what?
You: THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
Stranger: haha

Lol.

 

[Pitracer100]

^The first time I pull off Omegle jokes the first guy always screws it up.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Do you know the good word

Stranger: no?

You: Everyone knows the bird is a word

You: The bird bird bird bird is a word

You: The b-b-bird is a word

Stranger: tha 🤬?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[boiltheocean]

You: Hi there, have you heard?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i can't hear, I'm partially deaf in my right ear canal.
Stranger: so how do we feel about black people
You have disconnected.

This one backfired.

 

[Pitracer100]

You: Hi there, have you heard?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i can't hear, I'm partially deaf in my right ear canal.
Stranger: so how do we feel about black people
You have disconnected.

This one backfired.

Damn.
He even got racist.👎

 

[Northstar]

I just tried the Bird one and it backfired, than turned into an actual conversation.

I'm going to combine them and see how that works.

Edit:
You: Hi I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you have a seat and let me tell you about the word.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what word?
Stranger: yooh never said a word
Stranger: yooh said a sentence
You: You mean.......you don't know the word?
Stranger: no
You: I thought everyone knew that the Bird is the word
Stranger: lol
Stranger: confusing
You: Now, joking aside did you know she was only 16?
Your conversation partner has disconnected

 

[Pitracer100]

I just tried the Bird one and it backfired, than turned into an actual conversation.

I'm going to combine them and see how that works.

Edit:
You: Hi I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you have a seat and let me tell you about the word.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what word?
Stranger: yooh never said a word
Stranger: yooh said a sentence
You: You mean.......you don't know the word?
Stranger: no
You: I thought everyone knew that the Bird is the word
Stranger: lol
Stranger: confusing
You: Now, joking aside did you know she was only 16?
Your conversation partner has disconnected

 

[Northstar]

I'm out of ideas. I tried doing an alt+f4 joke but nobody fell for it. Than I tried doing a modified version of the Cris Hansen thing(was going to pose as a 16 year old than break into Chris Hansen) but nobody bit the hook on that one either. I may try both again tomorrow.

 

[GT5-KY-PD-SONY]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: talk to me
Stranger: muffins
You: lol
Stranger: B
You: i love muffins
Stranger: ^boobs
You: yup water melons too
You: lol
Stranger: UU
Stranger: ^saggy boobs
You: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH
You: nah
You: i like them nice and firm
Stranger: (.)(.)
Stranger: (.Y.)
You: thats better
Stranger: cleavage
You: ****
You: you r the tit man
You: where the **** have u been
Stranger: who says man
You: adam
You: he asked me to log in to this site
You: and this random guy will talk about tits
Stranger: mhh?
Stranger: surerre
You: iam serious
You: so
You: where is it man
You: i kno u got it
Stranger: srssly
Stranger: haha
You: yes
You: im serious
Stranger: awesome
You: where the **** r u hiding it
You: is it in your backyard
You: ?
Stranger: in your pocket
You: no its not
Stranger: CHECK THE OTHER ONE QUICK!!!
You: ok ok
You: nah man
You: not there
You: wait
Stranger: ****..
Stranger: ????!!!?!?!
You: i dont have pockets
You: ****
Stranger: ***
You: is this a set up bro
Stranger: ****...
You: **** iam panicking bro
Stranger: WHOS THERE!!????@?@?@
You: noone
You: just me
Stranger: ITS YOU!
You: daniel said he will come down later
You: we r meeting up ar roseville
Stranger: I KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!
Stranger: HOW COULD YOU??
You: ahhahahahaha
You: how did u know it was me
You: hahahahah
Stranger: Of ****.. wait its still in my pockey
Stranger: oh **** man we good
You: good
You: now
You: lets arrange a meeting
You: to discuss this further
Stranger: ok
You: my address is
You: 19 wavepool street
Stranger: whisky hotel
You: lol
You: not there
You: they will know
Stranger: foxtrot uniform charlie kilo
You: ammm
You: no thats where all the faggs hangout
Stranger: ****k
Stranger: that
Stranger: ****
You: unless u wanna get raped
Stranger: **** NO!
Stranger: should i call ahead?
You: yup
Stranger: aight
You: ok
You: done deal
You: make sure u bring it with u
Stranger: rit-o
You: ok
You: i will see u there then
Stranger: you got my ****?
You: yeh
You: dont worry but
You: i will bring that too
You: i will bring your girls i used last night too
You: dont worry
Stranger: igt
You: ok
You: cya there then
You: bye
Stranger: make sure none on "them" aree there//
You: okok
You: bye
Stranger: over and out!



thanks TB sorry about that

 

[TB]

Might want to edit out the looooong, all caps f-bomb there, GT5-KY-PD-SONY.

 

[slims]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: did u get the amulet?
Stranger: yes i got it
You: good job, theres still hope for humanity
Stranger: there is always hope
You: now, listen carefully, i need you to take the amulet to the seal of the seven sages
You: and insert it into the golden orifice
You: only then will the secrets be revealed
Stranger: how much time do i have?
You: not much, time is short, you must move with haste before the minions of the underworld have a chance to regroup
Stranger: ok. Im on my way. Could you watch my back?
Stranger: or am I in this alone?
You: this journey is yours alone
You: i will do what i can to help but you must complete the final task yourself
You: that is how it was written in the prophecy
Stranger: Im at a dead end. is there another way to get to the seal?
Stranger: oh no.
Stranger: too late
You: yes there is another way, just type in seal on your gps
You: TOO LATE?!?!
Stranger: Im sorry I failed. God forgive me.
You: ..................................................
You: god have mercy on us all
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This story could have been so epic if the person played along.

 

[Northstar]

You: Can I tell you something?
Stranger: sure?
You: Promise not to tell
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and hurt you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I don't get why they left, I was just telling them how I was feelin'. They must not understand.

 

[Terronium-12]

Perhaps he didn't want to get Astley'd any further.

 

[Speedy Samurai]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: did u get the amulet?
Stranger: yes i got it
You: good job, theres still hope for humanity
Stranger: there is always hope
You: now, listen carefully, i need you to take the amulet to the seal of the seven sages
You: and insert it into the golden orifice
You: only then will the secrets be revealed
Stranger: how much time do i have?
You: not much, time is short, you must move with haste before the minions of the underworld have a chance to regroup
Stranger: ok. Im on my way. Could you watch my back?
Stranger: or am I in this alone?
You: this journey is yours alone
You: i will do what i can to help but you must complete the final task yourself
You: that is how it was written in the prophecy
Stranger: Im at a dead end. is there another way to get to the seal?
Stranger: oh no.
Stranger: too late
You: yes there is another way, just type in seal on your gps
You: TOO LATE?!?!
Stranger: Im sorry I failed. God forgive me.
You: ..................................................
You: god have mercy on us all
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This story could have been so epic if the person played along.

Sounds to me like the person did play along. What is there left to do after failing and dooming humanity?

 

[Joel]

I'm trying to speak french on this. I got pwned when i stumbled upon someone fully bilingual

 

[Daniel]

Everyone, make a new tab and go on Omegle, make an opening GTP? or GTPlanet? See if we get someone .

Mada a convo following Justin...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, I'm on a global mission trying to spread the good word. Are you willing to help me?
Stranger: It depends. What exatly are you trying to spread?
You: You mean............you havent heard?
You: That the bird is the word
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Daniel]

Ok, I had to double-post for this one...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Let me tell you 'bout the Birds and the bees...
Stranger: no no no let me tell you about the flowers and trees
You: and the moon up above
Stranger: and a little thing called love
You have disconnected.

supersquirll you should make a convo. I see you're viewing this thread...

 

[GT_Pete]

Stranger: isänmaaaa
Stranger: ontäynnnöööö
Stranger: keijojaaaaaa
Stranger: do you like gambling
You: so, does that mean wanna bang in finish? Coz im up ;P
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Just yes... Just Win.

 

[Jim Prower]

and this is any better than 4chan how?

 

[Northstar]

and this is any better than 4chan how?

30% less pedophiles. Although it seems there are a lot of horny people that have never heard of Google Images.

 

[Clark]

Well that was an interesting two minutes.

You: hello
You: hello?
You: Strong and silent type, eh?
You have disconnected.

 

[Pvt Zac]

Stranger: YEAH!
You: MAYBE!
Stranger: I just blew a nut on my keyboard
You: Me to.
You: Crazy ey?
Stranger: Hell yes
You: So, how does it smell?
Stranger: Like heaven
You: Sick basterd
You: Bastard
Stranger: Why?
You: YEAH!!!
You: Happened again
Stranger: WIN
You: Here comes another
You: Ouch
You: wtf
Stranger: Eat it
You: Om nom nom nom
Stranger: WIN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This was weird.

Stranger: swedish?
You: Nah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol

You: Swedish?
Stranger: *Link to sexually explicit & profane URL removed*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So great.

 

[Daniel]

Got a good one this time

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Did you get the meth?
Stranger: I ddi
Stranger: did*
You: good. Any trouble?
Stranger: Nope, smoothe as glass.
You: Glass isn't really smooth when it's broken. Listen. Get the meth and go to the Post Box on Main street.
Stranger: Okay, will do.
You: There'll be a "hobo" there who is your customer... he will give the password "Fried Chicken" and you will sell it to him for $30
You: It's a small amount
Stranger: Sounds good.
You: He will pay the rest back later to me. The $30 is for you. Got all of this?
Stranger: Yes, wrote it down on my sticky note.
You: Good Luck. You're gonna need it, Clyde.
Stranger: Thanks,
You: Goodbye, Clyde
You have disconnected.

 

[lildomplaya]

You: Can I tell you something?
Stranger: sure?
You: Promise not to tell
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and hurt you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I don't get why they left, I was just telling them how I was feelin'. They must not understand.

ROFL This is the first time I see this thread.. Me want to try!

UPDATE
I'll just say that, the stranger (supposely a chick) wanted me to make her ***. Here are the final sentences..

Stranger: Ewww wtf
You: LOL
Stranger: I'm a guy
You: Nice! A tranny!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[GT5-KY-PD-SONY]

Stranger: looking for a gay or bi man to cyber with
You: WTF
You: *** off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[GTjazzabrandy]

Isn't this what GTP is already - a place to chat with strangers?