Chat Anonymously with total strangers

[Rykon Zero]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: norsk
You: Oh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Uh...

 

[nobuffalo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: nah
Stranger: **** you!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This would be a great site if it weren't for idiots like this.

 

[Bram Turismo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: norsk
You: Oh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Uh...

"norsk" is the norwegian word for "Norwegian".

 

[Blitz187]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: norsk
You: Oh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Uh...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: nah
Stranger: **** you!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This would be a great site if it weren't for idiots like this.

This person is just plain rude...

 

[blkvzgo]

LOL read this (I censored the bad language)

You: hizzle
Stranger: i got a huge a** d***
You: what the fizzle?
You: you 12 or sumthin
Stranger: no im 18.
You: oh really
Stranger: yup
Stranger: with a big c***
Stranger: im gonna shove it in someones a*****e at the party tomorrow
You: then put it in your a** and find TRUE happiness
You: i mean why not??
Stranger: nah i want a girls a*****e
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 20, and i ain't gay so dont even think about it
Stranger: im aint gay either haha.
Stranger: i*
You: so why u obsessed with ur d***
You: u a virgin?
Stranger: **** no
Stranger: i lost my virginity when i was 13
Stranger: or 14
Stranger: i don't remembe.r
You: to a ventilation shaft?
Stranger: nah... to a pussy.
Stranger: she was ugly though
You: you **** CATS???
You: how do ya fit it in?
Stranger: A VAGINA
You: THE CATS NAME WAS VAGINA?!?
You: talk about crazy cat names
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: your ******g stupid
Stranger: but yet funny in a way
You: are you really that idiotic to think i don't know what pussy means??
You: dont u get jokes?
Stranger: yeah i do get jokes
Stranger: i was just following a long
You: yeah but call me stupid again and i'll get frustrated. people get killed when i'm frustrated
Stranger: yeah but you don't know where i live!
Stranger: nigag
You: THATS WHAT YOU THINK!!!
You: you think this is completely anonymous?
You: nothing some friends in the fsb wont fix
Stranger: ok where do i live?
You: whoa its not magic. i need at least a few hours
Stranger: haha don't do that.
Stranger: not cool.
You: it's cool actually. people dont know what hit them
Stranger: haha. do you really wanna kill a guy in the army?
You: you in the army? you just made things easier for me
You: accidents happen you know...
Stranger: lol whatever ill keep a lookout
You: you don't really think i'm joking right?
You: its in your interests to answer my questions
You: парень, ты практически мертв
You: струсил да?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: that is in russian
Stranger: i know a girl who knows russian
You: yes i told you i got friends from the fsb, and i'm russian
Stranger disconnected

 

[Terronium-12]

You: hi
Stranger: i just saw my daughter masturbating...
You: ....okay?
Stranger: i had to tell somebody...
You: so it seems.

Awesome.

 

[TorqueHappenS08]

You: weird...
Stranger: hello
You: sup
Stranger: dude?
You: yea, are you?
Stranger: yea, whats weird
You: ....no girls randomly getting througn in..
You: LOL
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i cant find any its a sausage fest
You: LOL i know..
You: i tried like 8 times.
You: still nothing.
You: Talk to strangers!!!
Stranger: nope same here
You: ....Damn cops posting as 18 year old girls..
Stranger: yea strange site i think i like cam roulette better
You: next thing you know your on CNN..
You: ooo whats that?
Stranger: same as this but with your webcam
You: Hot chicks?
Stranger: lots of them
Stranger: but an ocassional fat naked dude whacking it too
Stranger: or cam 4
You: LOL
Stranger: another good one
Stranger: and all free
You: Fat naked dudes...
You: The internet is full of them.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: allright man im out have fun
You: you to dude later
You: good luck

Epic, Cool guy.

 

[Pitracer100]

Wow, my first conversation.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey im looking for a horny girl

You have disconnected.

 

[Terronium-12]

I just had a conversation with a 14-year old girl who rivals some people I know twice her age.

 

[Lucas]

I'm having an interesting conversation with a girl at the moment, from Wales, named Rhys.
And yes, I noticed just now that Rhys is not a she, but a he.

 

[Terronium-12]

Dude, it's Rhys Millen.

 

[Terronium-12]

Win!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: a girl looking for a horny boy?
You: yes!
Stranger: age?
You: 52, with gums you wouldn't believe.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Pitracer100]

Win!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: a girl looking for a horny boy?
You: yes!
Stranger: age?
You: 52, with gums you wouldn't believe.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Epic Fail.

 

[ExigeEvan]

Win!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: a girl looking for a horny boy?
You: yes!
Stranger: age?
You: 52, with gums you wouldn't believe.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: I'm so horny right now, looking for someone to cam
You: Me so horny
Stranger : asl
You: 17/f/korea u?
Stranger: 21/m/usa
Stranger: got any pics?
You: 1 minute I find them now
Stranger: Sweet
You: *Lemon Party Link"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I hate the pervs on there.

 

[Lucas]

One of those pervs actually believed I (posing as Kate ) would show him some of my thousands of naked pics. I think his name was Ryan.

 

[Pitracer100]

Epic Randomnomity.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time

Stranger: My webcam is **********************(Gotta keep it private it gets folks banned) Do you think I'm hot?

Stranger: oh :censored:the webcam just started

Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wow, I couldn't even post a word.

 

[sn00pie]

epic randomnomity.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey! My name is sara and i just turned 18 and i am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time

stranger: My webcam is **********************(gotta keep it private it gets folks banned) do you think i'm hot?

Stranger: Oh :censored:the webcam just started

stranger: Srry, i have to get off omegle... I'm gonna start now. See if you can join asap

your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wow, i couldn't even post a word.

Could it be a bot?!

 

[Pitracer100]

Could it be a bot?!

What do you mean?
Edit: I looked up bot and it is one since the message was 9 seconds fast and no one types that fast.

 

[Rykon Zero]

One of those pervs actually believed I (posing as Kate ) would show him some of my thousands of naked pics. I think his name was Ryan.

Erm, that wasn't me.

 

[Pitracer100]

One of those pervs actually believed I (posing as Kate ) would show him some of my thousands of naked pics. I think his name was Ryan.

Funny someone was looking for Ryan.

 

[NotThePrez]

(start James May laugh)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA(end James May laugh)

I really need to try this.

 

[GTjazzabrandy]

My guy asked for a naked picture of me!...

 

[Rykon Zero]

And?

 

[ND4SPD]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Gay m?
You: Nope.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Some people....

 

[Pitracer100]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: female ?

You: Epic Fail

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The internet.

 

[Driving Park]

Once I had a conversation with a guy from India and I was posing as a young adult girl. It got to the point where I had him believe that I was now his girlfriend and was going to fly in to where he was so I could see him. I bet the next day when he went to work he was like, "Hey guys guess what I just got!"

Another time I had the guy on the other end believe that I didn't have an MSN because the government of the UAE (where I said I was from) censored all social networking sites. So we talked and again he believed that he had just scored a girlfriend, and decided to make me an MSN, because he thought that would circumvent the country's bans. I told him I have to disconnect to check to see if my/his account (full of fake info i told him) worked. He took the bait, I disconnected and that was the end of it.

 

[Captain Roh]

You are now chatting with a complete stranger, say hi!

You: Bonjour

Your conversation partner has disconnected.

brilliant

 

[Jondot]

My guy asked for a naked picture of me!...

Outrageous!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Gay m?
You: Nope.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Some people....

Oh yeah, sorry about that.

 

[Lucas]

Funnier than most of the conversations posted here. 👍

 

[Joel]

Hahahahahah

Stranger: Heyy

You: Bonjour

Stranger: asl?

You: Fille, dix-sept (17), Paris

*Stranger has disconnected*