Chat Anonymously with total strangers

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Seem to be a lot of Finnish, Brazilian, and Asians... I met this cool Korean girl, and some Finnish girl, and a lot of Taiwanese girls... good for practicing my rusty Chinese-typing skills! Plus, Asian girls love white guys :D

白人看不懂！:P
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Are you sure that they are guys? Maybe you should try that move in a actual Filipino Club.
 
Stranger: hey girl
You: Yo
Stranger: hiya
You: Uh, I have a penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
:lol: 👍 Gold!


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Jack.
You: We have to go back.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im not jack
You: What's your name?
Stranger: libra
You: Libra, we have to go back.
Stranger: im chinese
You: To the Island.
You: They are waiting for us to arrive there.
Stranger: for what?
You: We have much things to do there.
You: If we don't return, they are going to die.
Stranger: really ?
You: Yes.
You: We have to help them, Libra.
You: It's the only way.
Stranger: i m confused.....
You: Marcus died yesterday.
You: So he won't be able to come with us.
You: But I tracked Ishmael.
You: And he will help us revive Marcus.
Stranger: i will go,
Stranger: when to start
You: Today.
You: At 11pm.
Stranger: what the time now
Stranger: i do not have watch
You: Do not worry.
You: You don't need a watch where we are heading.
Stranger: should I take food
You: All we need are guns, no food.
You: We will hunt our food.
Stranger: i am starving now
You: Don't need to panic.
You: They will helps us once we get there.
You: We just have to get there on time.
You: And we will be fine.
Stranger: when i feel hungry , i could hunt a deer ,or elephant I think
You: Okay, you are not collaborating with me.
Stranger: thanks man
You: You need to listen to me, Libra. It is very important.
You: I hope you are writing down all of this.
Stranger: okay
You: If we don't have proof that we belong there, we will die before we even get there.
Stranger: wow ..... awesome
You: Listne, this is what I need you to do.
Stranger: yeah.
You: I need you to steal a car.
Stranger: i am writing down it
You: It HAS to be a Mercedes.
Stranger: first , a car
You: Otherwise, they won't let us get in.
Stranger: i will try
You: Then, I need you to pick up an old lady.
You: Her name is Elizabeth Hopkins.
Stranger: 60 years old ?
Stranger: or more
You: 76.
Stranger: yup man
You: She will give you a package.
You: It contains one letter.
Stranger: what in it?
You: You have to deliver that letter to a man named Aaron Sheperd.
Stranger: no i do not like letter.... letter again
You: Excuse me, what?
Stranger: last mission was about letter. I did not finish it
You: It's impossible.
You: We needed to deliver that letter, Libra!
You: You have gotten us killed!
Stranger: are u serious?
You: Yes, I'm serious, Libra!
You: That letter belonged to Aaron Sheperd!
You: He wanted it back!
Stranger: it makes me nervous......
You: He is the one in possesion of our lives.
Stranger: okay
You: Do not worry. It will end in a few minutes.
Stranger: finnally...a good news
 
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Jondot's first chat had me in stitches :lol:

Just tried this myself. My first person was quite boring, considering I gave them plenty of opportunities to be interesting...

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how r u?
You: wonderful, just wonderful
You: you?
Stranger: I'm fine
You: that's good, everyone is happy!
Stranger: haha yes
You: had an interesting day?
Stranger: not really but nevermind
Stranger: and u?
You: not particularly. but then saturday is my day of laziness
Stranger: :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


EDIT: Second one much more amusing :D

Stranger: hi
You: boo
Stranger: whats our name?
You: we are borg
You: resistance is futile
Stranger: you are t***
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
you could have just saidsomething along the lines of :
I got to know some finnish girl quite well then my connection failed
instead of pasting half a page of random stuff
Just a thought 👍
 
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how are u?
You: fine
You: u?
Stranger: fine too
Stranger: so
You: :)
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: barney :( unfortunate
You: u?
Stranger: benny
You: where in the world are u atthe moment?
Stranger: male//female?

You: male
Stranger: in germany and u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

(just to let you know, my name is not barney)

and another. (sorry, a bit kinky)

Stranger: iam naked
You: arent we all
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but iam
You: eh penis?
Stranger: yeah
You: oh
Stranger: u like that?
You: yes
You: im taking it your male
Stranger: gay or female
You: female
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: oh
You: where are u at the moment?
Stranger: why dont u take yur clothes off
Stranger: on the couch
You: ok!
Stranger: nice
You: im on the toilet!
Stranger: playing with yurself?
You: no, letting go a log
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how erotic
Stranger: are u naked now?
You: im wearing bra and i want a christmas tree
You have disconnected.

hee hee hee.
 
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Stranger: have i talked to you today already?
You: what?
Stranger: :]

Amusing.
 
I've never heard of this before but it is kind of fun to waste time with it. I never really have a good conversation though...

Two examples:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ham
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ham
Stranger: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
I was bored, had a look at this. Interesting concept, but look at my first discussion:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TheSmizz.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
I just had this discussion it turned out to be a discussion afterward but this is the funny part.

You: hello stranger
Stranger: how are you?
You: I see you
Stranger: sure you do
You: Im outside your window
Stranger: there's no window in this room
You: damn!!!!
Stranger: hehe
You: videocamera?
Stranger: nope.
You: I see you somehow
Stranger: what am i wearing then?
You: I only see infared, all I know is your there
Stranger: well obviously i'm here
You: are you sure
Stranger: hehehe
 
My first try:

You: hi
Stranger: i just cant wait to be king
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:confused:
 
Lion King?

Ah the memories.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
You: whoa caps
You: sorry
You: didnt mean to come off eager
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That just happened. Oops.

Edit: What are the odds of getting enough members on the site to actually manage to talk amongst ourselves?
 
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Im very confused (First Try)

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: agl?
You: asl you mean?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Im guessing people don't like there grammar connected.

EDIT:You: hi
Stranger: 我是一只小鸭子呀咿呀咿呀哟
Partner Disconnected

I can understand some of the mandarin but someone help me with the translation please?
I am 1 small dog something.....
 
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Massive thread bump, I just went on for some lulz.

Stranger: asl?
You: No I'm Akbar.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

But yeah I'd like to see more funny convo's back in this thread again.
 
I've been using this frequently for the lulz when I'm at work, often happening like this:

Stranger: Hey
You: *a Wild Abra appears*
Stranger: OH **** OFF 4CHAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit: Case in point:

abra2.png
 
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Chatroulette is 10x funnier. Most of the time you either get someone from Brazil, b or some random person wanking off on cam. use at your own risk
 
Stranger: JUSTIN?
Stranger: IS THAT YOU?
You: ******* NO!!!!
You: STOP ASKING
Stranger: ILL NEVER LET GO!
Stranger: I LOVE YOU JUSTIN!
You: I"M NEVER GUNNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: YA YOU BETTER NOT
You: MAKE ME A SANDWICH PLEASE
Stranger: MAKE YOUR OWN SANDWICH, FOOL
Stranger: GO **** YOUR HAND JUSTIN! IM LEAVING YOU NOW!
You: NOOOOO!!!!!
Stranger: YESSSSS!!!!
You: OH YEAAAA!!!! DON'T STOP!!!!!
Stranger: YOU DISGUST ME JUSTIN!
Stranger: BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!
Stranger: WHY!!
You: WELL MAYBE IF YOU WOULD MAKE ME A SANDWICH I'D GET UP AND TAKE A SHOWER
Stranger: MAYBE IF YOU DIDNT SMELL LIKE DOUSCHE ID MAKE YOU A SANDWICH
Stranger: !!!
You: FFUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!1
Stranger: FUHHHYOUUUTOOO
You: BLAAAAALOOOBALOOBALLLUUUUUUUTTTTAAAAALLLLOOOOO!!!!!
Stranger: BLAAAAHBLEEEERAHHHAHHHHLOAHH
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN
Stranger: YOUKNOWTHIS
You: DID I LOSE
Stranger: OHYAH
You: ****, BUT I HAVE A WIN CARD
Stranger: BUT I HAVE A WIN CARD TOO?
You: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: D: DONT BE SAD JUSTIN!
Stranger: YOU STILL HAVE YOU HAND!
You: BUT I CUT IT OFF JUST FOR YOU
Stranger: YOUR SO THOUGHTFUL
Stranger: ILY
Stranger: AGAIN
Stranger: !
You: SARAH?
Stranger: YES! YOU REMEMBERED
You: IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW, THE TRAIN WRECK, THE DOG, OH MY..... YOU STOLE THE CRYTSALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I HAD TO DO IT! THEY WERE CHASING ME WITH A POLE!
Stranger: AND A VIBRATOR!
Stranger: D:
You: YOU KNEW JOHNNY NEEDED THOSE CRYSTAL BUT YOU TOOK THEM ANYWAY, YOU KILLED OUR SON
Stranger: WE STILL HAVE SUZIE!!!
You: SUZIE IS A WHORE AND YOU KNOW IT
Stranger: WAIT! ILL BE RIGHT BACK! I HAVE TO FEED THE PLATYPUS!
You: THAT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE, I'M LEAVING YOU
You: KIMBO SLICE KNOWS HOW TO TAKE CARE OFTHE CATERPILLARS
Stranger: IM BACK NOW
Stranger: **** KIMBO CANT DO ****
Stranger: DONT LEAVE ME JUSTIN!!!!
You: THEN MAKE ME A GOD DAMN SANDWICH
Stranger: **** WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ON YOUR ******* SANDWICH
You: POTATOES, CARROTS, AND A TON OF TABASCO SAUCE, DON'T YOU KNOW THIS ALREADY
Stranger: *POOF* YOUR SANDWICH HAS BEEN MADE. I HOPE YOURE HAPPY.
You: DAMMIT THATS A ******* DILICIOUS SANDWICH
Stranger: ID BETTER BE ******* DELISCIOUS. I HAD TO GIVE UP MY SPECIAL TIME TO MAKE IT.
You: So where ya from?
Stranger: lol. ottawaaa
You: I'm from FLorida
Stranger: funstuff. :3 hot down there.
You: Hell yeah, It sucks. I'm originally from New Hampshire, practically melting down here
Stranger: heheh. its freaking freezing here. D:
You: Not too bad here right now, probably like 60-70
You: Haven't seen snow for three years, I really miss it, but the cold does suck
Stranger: awwww. :c snow is fun. you can ******* throw it at people!!
Stranger: :D
You: you can still throw stuff down here, rednecks like to have orange fights
Stranger: rofl. i had a carrot fight one time. pretty ballin.
You: lol
Stranger: dyou have msn?(:
You: yup
Stranger: add mee?(: ***********@hotmail.com
You: I'm ***********@gmail.com
Stranger: mkay.(:
You: Gotta get going, I'll ttyl on msn. Thanks for the sandwich
Stranger: rofl, you are welcomee, my friend!
Stranger: peace out.
You have disconnected.

EDIT: After having more convos that was actually pretty dumb
 
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Stranger: JUSTIN?
Stranger: IS THAT YOU?
You: ******* NO!!!!
You: STOP ASKING
Stranger: ILL NEVER LET GO!
Stranger: I LOVE YOU JUSTIN!
You: I"M NEVER GUNNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: YA YOU BETTER NOT
You: MAKE ME A SANDWICH PLEASE
Stranger: MAKE YOUR OWN SANDWICH, FOOL
Stranger: GO **** YOUR HAND JUSTIN! IM LEAVING YOU NOW!
You: NOOOOO!!!!!
Stranger: YESSSSS!!!!
You: OH YEAAAA!!!! DON'T STOP!!!!!
Stranger: YOU DISGUST ME JUSTIN!
Stranger: BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!
Stranger: WHY!!
You: WELL MAYBE IF YOU WOULD MAKE ME A SANDWICH I'D GET UP AND TAKE A SHOWER
Stranger: MAYBE IF YOU DIDNT SMELL LIKE DOUSCHE ID MAKE YOU A SANDWICH
Stranger: !!!
You: FFUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!1
Stranger: FUHHHYOUUUTOOO
You: BLAAAAALOOOBALOOBALLLUUUUUUUTTTTAAAAALLLLOOOOO!!!!!
Stranger: BLAAAAHBLEEEERAHHHAHHHHLOAHH
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN
Stranger: YOUKNOWTHIS
You: DID I LOSE
Stranger: OHYAH
You: ****, BUT I HAVE A WIN CARD
Stranger: BUT I HAVE A WIN CARD TOO?
You: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: D: DONT BE SAD JUSTIN!
Stranger: YOU STILL HAVE YOU HAND!
You: BUT I CUT IT OFF JUST FOR YOU
Stranger: YOUR SO THOUGHTFUL
Stranger: ILY
Stranger: AGAIN
Stranger: !
You: SARAH?
Stranger: YES! YOU REMEMBERED
You: IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW, THE TRAIN WRECK, THE DOG, OH MY..... YOU STOLE THE CRYTSALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I HAD TO DO IT! THEY WERE CHASING ME WITH A POLE!
Stranger: AND A VIBRATOR!
Stranger: D:
You: YOU KNEW JOHNNY NEEDED THOSE CRYSTAL BUT YOU TOOK THEM ANYWAY, YOU KILLED OUR SON
Stranger: WE STILL HAVE SUZIE!!!
You: SUZIE IS A WHORE AND YOU KNOW IT
Stranger: WAIT! ILL BE RIGHT BACK! I HAVE TO FEED THE PLATYPUS!
You: THAT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE, I'M LEAVING YOU
You: KIMBO SLICE KNOWS HOW TO TAKE CARE OFTHE CATERPILLARS
Stranger: IM BACK NOW
Stranger: **** KIMBO CANT DO ****
Stranger: DONT LEAVE ME JUSTIN!!!!
You: THEN MAKE ME A GOD DAMN SANDWICH
Stranger: **** WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ON YOUR ******* SANDWICH
You: POTATOES, CARROTS, AND A TON OF TABASCO SAUCE, DON'T YOU KNOW THIS ALREADY
Stranger: *POOF* YOUR SANDWICH HAS BEEN MADE. I HOPE YOURE HAPPY.
You: DAMMIT THATS A ******* DILICIOUS SANDWICH
Stranger: ID BETTER BE ******* DELISCIOUS. I HAD TO GIVE UP MY SPECIAL TIME TO MAKE IT.
You: So where ya from?
Stranger: lol. ottawaaa
You: I'm from FLorida
Stranger: funstuff. :3 hot down there.
You: Hell yeah, It sucks. I'm originally from New Hampshire, practically melting down here
Stranger: heheh. its freaking freezing here. D:
You: Not too bad here right now, probably like 60-70
You: Haven't seen snow for three years, I really miss it, but the cold does suck
Stranger: awwww. :c snow is fun. you can ******* throw it at people!!
Stranger: :D
You: you can still throw stuff down here, rednecks like to have orange fights
Stranger: rofl. i had a carrot fight one time. pretty ballin.
You: lol
Stranger: dyou have msn?(:
You: yup
Stranger: add mee?(: ***********@hotmail.com
You: I'm ***********@gmail.com
Stranger: mkay.(:
You: Gotta get going, I'll ttyl on msn. Thanks for the sandwich
Stranger: rofl, you are welcomee, my friend!
Stranger: peace out.
You have disconnected.

EDIT: After having more convos that was actually pretty dumb
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The thing I hate about this is I never have epic convos like this. It's always either a boring discussion about weather or a whore.:grumpy:
 
Okay, I did my bit about 2 weeks back, introduced a women friend to it and now she goes on it daily.

So now there's exactly 3 real women on there. WOOP!
 
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 78/male/austria
You: You?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


That's one of the funniest conversations I have had with this. I believe it says a lot.
 
opendriver
Chatroulette is 10x funnier. Most of the time you either get someone from Brazil, b or some random person wanking off on cam. use at your own risk
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Oh my god! I thought you were joking :yuck::yuck::yuck:
Edit: Just had this convo with some guy cllearly wanting some girls msn or something...
Stranger: hi
You: areet
Stranger: m or f
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: male
You: my favourite
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 54
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I love pretending to be other people :lol:
 
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Hmmmm... I cant possibly take this thing seriously.... Pity this person didnt wanna play along....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiiiii
Stranger: asl
You: 98/f/nantucket
Stranger: uh myy gad
You: I fart dust
Stranger: I FART ELEPHANTS
You: and squirt powdered milk
You: because im OLD
You: would you clean my bed pan?
You: its filled to the brim...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

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