Chat Anonymously with total strangers
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boiltheocean
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Boo. I can't connect to the server. Its not responding.
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Anyone else seem to be getting tons of Brazilians, and not much else? It's happened to me the past few times.
By the way, if someone tells you that you just lost the game, tell them you have a win ticket. Most of the time, their reactions are hilarious.
By the way, if someone tells you that you just lost the game, tell them you have a win ticket. Most of the time, their reactions are hilarious.
boiltheocean
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I just got rick rolled.
Like the pedobear drawing but much much worse.
Like the pedobear drawing but much much worse.
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Richardrfo
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That doesn't seem to stop anyone else!
Reminds me of the cartoon socks:
Sock 1 - I have nothing to say
Sock 2 - you should write a blog about it.
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This is dangerous... I was just in a conversation with someone from Sweden... and talking about weather etc... then I learn that he/she is 16 years old... HAhaHaH I felt really old there for a sec being 28... decided to cut the convo short when I found that out... Other than that pretty funny idea for a site...
decided to cut the convo short when I found that out... Other than that pretty funny idea for a site...
boiltheocean
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GTPlanet?
Stranger: NO ,VENUS !
You have disconnected.
LOL.
Another Funny One -
You: GTPlanet Forums?
Stranger: are you Jesus?
You: Yes
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I have problems
Stranger: I wanna pray you
You: I'm wearing Sandals, who else could I be
Stranger: Oh, holy God!
You: Please thats my dad
Stranger: Please my Jesus bring me the innocent light
You: well my theoretical dad
Stranger: its the best
You: GTPlanet?
Stranger: NO ,VENUS !
You have disconnected.
LOL.
Another Funny One -
You: GTPlanet Forums?
Stranger: are you Jesus?
You: Yes
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I have problems
Stranger: I wanna pray you
You: I'm wearing Sandals, who else could I be
Stranger: Oh, holy God!
You: Please thats my dad
Stranger: Please my Jesus bring me the innocent light
You: well my theoretical dad
Stranger: its the best
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- 4,962
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I don't understand why you would do this, isn't it just a waste of time, it can't be that funny can it. Can someone explain to me why this is so good or why you enjoyed it. Couldn't you just join a forum ( like this one ) and pose as someone else, nobody really knows whether you are who you say you are anywhere on the internet, so what's so special about this?
Richardrfo
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...Currently discussing the coming zombie apocalypse.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Richardrfo
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got into a chat with a lovely Dutch girl 1 year my junior and we exchanged MSN addies
hopefully "she's" not a 48 year old male from Essex
Heyheyhey, what's wrong with Essex?!
Oh. Wait. Everything.
Me and the random guy ended up forming a plan to create a new, superior race of man after the zombie apocalypse wipes out the weak and unprepared using a combination of SPAM, horses and a cruise ship.
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You: I AM THE LIZARD KING!
Stranger: NO, I AM
You: how coincidental
Stranger: GET YOUR OWN BLOODY LIZARD
You: I HAVE
You: HE'S CALLED TREVOR
Stranger: I'll be CRAB KING if it's a problem?
Stranger: MINE IS CALLED VICTOR
You: crab king works for me
Stranger: Alright!
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A CRAB I CAN BORROW?
You: YES, I'VE GOT A SELECTION
Stranger: WILL SWAP FOR A USED LIZARD
Stranger: ANY GOOD NAMED CRABS?
You: I'VE GOT ALL THE LIZARDS I NEED RIGHT NOW THANKS
Stranger: BUGGER.
You: WELL I'VE GOT STEVE, JULIAN, MARK AND QUENTIN
You: WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?
Stranger: I'LL TAKE ONE JULIAN, AND THE CLAWS FROM THE STEVE PLEASE
You: NO PICK AND MIXING!
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU WANT IN RETURN?
Stranger: HOW ABOUT LIZARD SPARES?
Stranger: ARGH!
Stranger: OK, JUST THE JULIAN THEN
Stranger: You drive a hard bargain when it comes to Crabs.
You: OK, BUT IN RETURN I WOULD LIKE A GREEN KITTEN PLEASE
Stranger: ANY SHADE OF GREEN??
You: OR A WATERMELON OF REASONABLE GIRTH
You: SOMEWHERE BETWEEN LIME AND FOREST WOULD BE GOOD
Stranger: HOW ABOUT A KITTEN THAT HAS MOTTLED SKIN, LIKE A WATERMELONS?
You: I'M AFRAID THAT SIMPLY WON'T DO.
You: UNLESS YOU CAN ALSO SUPPLY SPRAY PAINT
Stranger: I'VE A NICE, BILE GREEN (QUITE BRIGHT - GOOD FOR SUMMER) ONE JUST COME IN.
You: PERFECT
Stranger: WILL P/X ON A CRAB FOR YOU
You: WHAT'S ITS NAME?
Stranger: KARL.
Stranger: YOU LIKEY?
You: I WAS REALLY LOOKING FOR SOMETHING IN MORE OF A LENNY, BUT I'LL GO WITH IT
You: IT'S A DEAL
Stranger: SWEET
Stranger: IT HAS NO LEGS THOUGH
Stranger: IS THIS A PROBLEM?
You: WELL THAT WOULD DEPEND
You: DOES IT HAVE PAWS?
You: (PRESUMABLY NOT, BUT STILL)
Stranger: IT DOES, IT DOES. FRESHLY SHARPENED
Stranger: IT'S LIKE A FURY SLUG, WITH PAWS
You: FANTASTIC, THEN THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS
Stranger: *FURRY
Stranger: OK GOOD, I AWAIT DELIVERY DETAILS
You: 1 MICROSOFT WAY, REDMOND, WASHINGTON
Stranger: WHY THANK YOU KIND PERSON
Stranger: Serious note - I'm finished work now so gotta go - best convo i've had on here. Nice one, stay cool
You: AND YOURS?
You: haha, cool, me too
Stranger: 123, BOB HOLNESS CRESCENT, ENGLAND
You: I'm from the UK actually
Stranger: take it easy Lizard King
Stranger: haha where?
You: kent
Stranger: essex!
You: haha! no way!
Stranger: I could throw lizrds over to kent
You: whereabouts?
Stranger: Sarrrrfend
You: I've got relatives in colchester
You: alright, later crab king
Stranger: safe, speak soon!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Haha, apparently the random approach works best.
Stranger: NO, I AM
You: how coincidental
Stranger: GET YOUR OWN BLOODY LIZARD
You: I HAVE
You: HE'S CALLED TREVOR
Stranger: I'll be CRAB KING if it's a problem?
Stranger: MINE IS CALLED VICTOR
You: crab king works for me
Stranger: Alright!
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A CRAB I CAN BORROW?
You: YES, I'VE GOT A SELECTION
Stranger: WILL SWAP FOR A USED LIZARD
Stranger: ANY GOOD NAMED CRABS?
You: I'VE GOT ALL THE LIZARDS I NEED RIGHT NOW THANKS
Stranger: BUGGER.
You: WELL I'VE GOT STEVE, JULIAN, MARK AND QUENTIN
You: WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?
Stranger: I'LL TAKE ONE JULIAN, AND THE CLAWS FROM THE STEVE PLEASE
You: NO PICK AND MIXING!
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU WANT IN RETURN?
Stranger: HOW ABOUT LIZARD SPARES?
Stranger: ARGH!
Stranger: OK, JUST THE JULIAN THEN
Stranger: You drive a hard bargain when it comes to Crabs.
You: OK, BUT IN RETURN I WOULD LIKE A GREEN KITTEN PLEASE
Stranger: ANY SHADE OF GREEN??
You: OR A WATERMELON OF REASONABLE GIRTH
You: SOMEWHERE BETWEEN LIME AND FOREST WOULD BE GOOD
Stranger: HOW ABOUT A KITTEN THAT HAS MOTTLED SKIN, LIKE A WATERMELONS?
You: I'M AFRAID THAT SIMPLY WON'T DO.
You: UNLESS YOU CAN ALSO SUPPLY SPRAY PAINT
Stranger: I'VE A NICE, BILE GREEN (QUITE BRIGHT - GOOD FOR SUMMER) ONE JUST COME IN.
You: PERFECT
Stranger: WILL P/X ON A CRAB FOR YOU
You: WHAT'S ITS NAME?
Stranger: KARL.
Stranger: YOU LIKEY?
You: I WAS REALLY LOOKING FOR SOMETHING IN MORE OF A LENNY, BUT I'LL GO WITH IT
You: IT'S A DEAL
Stranger: SWEET
Stranger: IT HAS NO LEGS THOUGH
Stranger: IS THIS A PROBLEM?
You: WELL THAT WOULD DEPEND
You: DOES IT HAVE PAWS?
You: (PRESUMABLY NOT, BUT STILL)
Stranger: IT DOES, IT DOES. FRESHLY SHARPENED
Stranger: IT'S LIKE A FURY SLUG, WITH PAWS
You: FANTASTIC, THEN THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS
Stranger: *FURRY
Stranger: OK GOOD, I AWAIT DELIVERY DETAILS
You: 1 MICROSOFT WAY, REDMOND, WASHINGTON
Stranger: WHY THANK YOU KIND PERSON
Stranger: Serious note - I'm finished work now so gotta go - best convo i've had on here. Nice one, stay cool
You: AND YOURS?
You: haha, cool, me too
Stranger: 123, BOB HOLNESS CRESCENT, ENGLAND
You: I'm from the UK actually
Stranger: take it easy Lizard King
Stranger: haha where?
You: kent
Stranger: essex!
You: haha! no way!
Stranger: I could throw lizrds over to kent
You: whereabouts?
Stranger: Sarrrrfend
You: I've got relatives in colchester
You: alright, later crab king
Stranger: safe, speak soon!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Haha, apparently the random approach works best.
Richardrfo
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Why are so many from Essex on there?
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Stranger: NEVER SAY GOODBYE
You: ok...
You have disconnected.
*edit*
Stranger: wazaaaa???
You: lo
Stranger: mitä?
You: ?
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You: ok...
You have disconnected.
*edit*
Stranger: wazaaaa???
You: lo
Stranger: mitä?
You: ?
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.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--never Gonna
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----give You Up!
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Keef
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The first person I talked to didn't like ravioli. Who doesn't like ravioli? And apparently he's not into F1 because he disconnected.
EDIT: These people have no idea how to have an anonymous conversation. Don't start with "Hi", start with "I'm naked" or something crazy, like was mentioned earlier.
EDIT2: I just spoke with a /b/tard. NICE!
EDIT: These people have no idea how to have an anonymous conversation. Don't start with "Hi", start with "I'm naked" or something crazy, like was mentioned earlier.
EDIT2: I just spoke with a /b/tard. NICE!
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ExigeEvan
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Fun times!You: I'm a giant pink astronaut
Stranger: omg me too
You: wowwwww
You: I used to feel so alone!
You: I think I love you!
Stranger: i love you too
You: What shall we call our children?
Stranger: lets
Stranger: get ma
You: married, yay!
Stranger: paco
You: Paco the pink astronuat, thats beautiful
You: what shall we call the girl?
Stranger: uhh cndy
Stranger: cindy
You: paco and cindy
You: we should get a 3 headed poke-dot slug aswell
Stranger: we are soo awesome
You: I sooo agree
Stranger: yes
You: And where shall we live?
Stranger: california
You: That's abit boring isn't it?
Stranger: not if its a magical part of california
You: DISNEYLAND!
Stranger: we can bring disneyland to california
You: AWESOME!
You: And then we can make mini and mickey our house slaves!
Stranger: ***Magic**
You: Like pixie dust!
Stranger: yes mickey and minnie will be great slaves
You: feed them with cheese and bitch slap them to do the ironing!
Stranger: they better get the creases right or ***Wack*** they wont see the morning
You: Damn straight
Stranger: they wont even see it coming
- 6,584
- Kent, UK
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Stranger: r u a southern girl?
You: no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: my name is bratscha
You: how's that working out for you
Stranger: i like the tin man
Stranger: he's my favorite
You: fantastic
Stranger: the lion scares me
Stranger: he's too loaud
You: I'm more of a friend of dorothy.
Stranger: well, 5 oclock - quittin' time!
Stranger: by friend of dorothy
Stranger: do you mean gay?
You: ye
You: p
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: so, how's that workin out for you?
Stranger: being gay?
You: it's not bad thanks
You: bit of a pain in the arse every now and again
You: no pun intended
Stranger: yeah, but I bet you have killer theme parties
You: oh absolutely
You: one of the upsides
Stranger: and I bet you have a fantastic sense of style
You: that's the other one
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: nice talking with you, mr/mrs random gay stranger
You: mr, and ditto
You: nice talking with you, random presumably straight person
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tits or gtfo
You: bye then
Stranger: DUSTIN?!
You: YEAH!
You: WHERE YA BEEN MAN?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: no.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: my name is bratscha
You: how's that working out for you
Stranger: i like the tin man
Stranger: he's my favorite
You: fantastic
Stranger: the lion scares me
Stranger: he's too loaud
You: I'm more of a friend of dorothy.
Stranger: well, 5 oclock - quittin' time!
Stranger: by friend of dorothy
Stranger: do you mean gay?
You: ye
You: p
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: so, how's that workin out for you?
Stranger: being gay?
You: it's not bad thanks
You: bit of a pain in the arse every now and again
You: no pun intended
Stranger: yeah, but I bet you have killer theme parties
You: oh absolutely
You: one of the upsides
Stranger: and I bet you have a fantastic sense of style
You: that's the other one
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: nice talking with you, mr/mrs random gay stranger
You: mr, and ditto
You: nice talking with you, random presumably straight person
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tits or gtfo
You: bye then
Stranger: DUSTIN?!
You: YEAH!
You: WHERE YA BEEN MAN?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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- Legendary724
Stranger: älskar du sverige?
You: ?
You: speak english
Stranger: då ska du döö!
Du doo? He like doo doos?
You: I are teh king
Stranger: hello
You: bow down
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: certainly my liege
You: Thank you
Stranger: how may i be of service
You: Now slave, go tackle the lion
You: for my enjoyment
Stranger: i actually shot it with my crossbow instead
You: GUARDS
You: Banish him
You: he diobeyed me
You: disobeyed*
Stranger: kings should be able to spell correctly first time
You: *kills stanger*
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT THE KING
You: ARGH
You: he found me out!
You: run for it * plants c4*
Stranger: TIS I WHO REIGNS O'ER THIS LAND!
You: boom, goodbye stranger
You: no!!!
Stranger: *throws grenade*
You: throws back
Stranger: *kicks away*
You: noooo
You: *boom*
Stranger: VILE DOG!
You: Game over
You: king is dead
Sadly I had to end it because Im due for school now.
You: ?
You: speak english
Stranger: då ska du döö!
Du doo? He like doo doos?
You: I are teh king
Stranger: hello
You: bow down
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: certainly my liege
You: Thank you
Stranger: how may i be of service
You: Now slave, go tackle the lion
You: for my enjoyment
Stranger: i actually shot it with my crossbow instead
You: GUARDS
You: Banish him
You: he diobeyed me
You: disobeyed*
Stranger: kings should be able to spell correctly first time
You: *kills stanger*
Stranger: YOU ARE NOT THE KING
You: ARGH
You: he found me out!
You: run for it * plants c4*
Stranger: TIS I WHO REIGNS O'ER THIS LAND!
You: boom, goodbye stranger
You: no!!!
Stranger: *throws grenade*
You: throws back
Stranger: *kicks away*
You: noooo
You: *boom*
Stranger: VILE DOG!
You: Game over
You: king is dead
Sadly I had to end it because Im due for school now.
I'm not Swedish, but according to the internet:
Stranger: do you love sweden?
You: ?
You: speak english
Stranger: then you dieee!
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