Confession Booth

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Me and my housemate are having a running competition of how many neighbours in the apartment complex we can 'say yes' to.

I'm leading 8-6 btw.
 
I'm supervising a camp for my 9 year old students but I've left someone else in charge while I've gone out to get drunk at the local pizza place.

It is Friday night after all, they're in good hands.
 
There is rarely any differences with public me and private me. I hate the idea of acting differently in front of certain people, sure I'll be respectful and if they have different PROPER rules, I will follow them, but I won't go off and be a different person and do things that I won't do when I'm on my own or with my closest friends. I want people to see me as me and not someone who only acts perfect when they are around.
 
I got caught doing 91 in a 65 on Interstate 85 (the main highway that connects states). Just got it while coming home. Nothing to report. Wasn't racing at all. It was all my fault. It was my first moving violation. I don't know what to do with my life anymore. But, there were some things that I had to report.

One: the road was downhill (no clue if this makes a difference, but the cop was right at the bottom of the hill)
Two: 91 seems a bit too exact, and I can promise you I was not going 91. Maybe around 80, for sure. But 91 in the right most lane seems too optimistic. I would have known if I had really gone 91 for sure.
Three: My court appearance date is May 9. I hope my lawyer can really help me.
 
Let's just say I think some members on here are know-it-alls.
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I probably have 10,000 pieces of paper stored filled with drawings of made up Pokemon, Race Tracks, Mario/Kirby/Sonic levels, Pokemon region maps etc.
 
I probably have 10,000 pieces of paper stored filled with drawings of made up Pokemon, Race Tracks, Mario/Kirby/Sonic levels, Pokemon region maps etc.

Same here, only I used to design video game systems from every possible console generation at the time (this was during the GameCube/PS2/Xbox era). Weirdly I distinctly remember drawing a system that uses a remote with motion controls. Way ahead of the curve there. :P
 
I turned left without using a signal for the first time a few days ago, no one or any police was around thankfully but I always use my signals when I turn. Guess I was really into the song that was I playing really loud.
 
I have my drivers license for 6 months now and I pretty much broke 75% of the rules on the road. Yet, I'm still a very cautious driver compared to 75% of drivers in Portugal.
 
I drove alone one day in summer to grab milk in town. My dad has the "trust your mirrors" mentality since he drives dump trucks, while I learned to always shoulder check when changing lanes. A car was making a turn and slowing down considerably so I "trusted my mirrors" and then signalled, began to move into the next lane.

All I heard was a horn scream. I quickly moved back in my lane and began braking to avoid hitting the slow car. A car passed me and had two women who were shaking their fist at me and some hairdresser shop logo on the window (it wasn't a miata).

About 6 months later I pull out of the school parking lot, and see THE EXACT SAME CAR pull out, with the same logo and everything. I waved them to go ahead of me actually (might as well, no point in shaking your fist at me twice)
 
Same here, only I used to design video game systems from every possible console generation at the time (this was during the GameCube/PS2/Xbox era). Weirdly I distinctly remember drawing a system that uses a remote with motion controls. Way ahead of the curve there. :P
I once drew up a Pokemon game which I called Pokemon Black & White in 2008.

Then in 2009 the real Pokemon B&W was announced.
 
Humanity basically sucks, thats my confession. Only select of them are not and those are your true companions at best.
 
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I have no problem with Humanity despite me being a huge introvert. Sure they'll make me cringe at times and laugh at their stupidity but they are just doing what they want and it really ain't hurting me so I can't complain.

However I have a problem with people who don't want to be themselves and hide themselves just to impress the public as well as those who take things to extreme and not let people be who they want to be or try to harm others.
 
Everytime I see @Akmuq pop up, I read his username as Akmal.
It's just because Akmal Saleh is an (Egyptian-born) Aussie comedian that's seems to get mentioned a fair bit in my house.
 
I've just recalled this one time in Grade 9 when I was approached by a fellow student who wasn't wearing a shirt and had paint all over him. He stopped me as I walked to the school entrance and stuck his hand out to shake. In a panic, I coldly ignored him and his handshake offer and now I feel like a ****** for doing so.
 
It's that time of day when everybody else in the house is either in bed or at work when I theoretically can sneak some time to myself. Of course, on the days when I'm on edge and really really need the time, I can't get more than ten minutes at a time alone.
 
Oh dear. Don't take any advice from Jonny Depp on this subject.
Ha. I won't even take advise from myself on this one. Just want to make it clear that I have not cheated. The other woman is moving out of state next month so I'm trying to block her out.
 
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