Confession Booth

[nd 4 holden spd]

I can't stop staring at the new receptionist where I work, This is a problem because of how ogre-like I am, and how even more freaky it will make me look.

 

[Der Alta]

Years ago, while in high school, I "hacked" into my high school and changed a friends english grade so he could stay on the basketball team. When I say "Years" I was 17 at the time.

 

[mcsqueegy]

Fair enough. My confession: I had a friend who left school recently, and I went onto his school account...and started looking up/downloading things where I 'should have known better'. Everybody knew about it within a week, but they didn't know who did it . It was funny since the staff couldn't blame anybody for it...

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

I feel like a pervert when talking to the [High Pitch Voice]Ladies[/High Pitch Voice] because I know how strange it seems that I'm talking to them, being so ugly and all. Does anyone know how to ask out the hot receptionist without losing your job if you're rejected?????

 

[Touring Mars]

Out of the wokrplace would be a good place to start... but if that's not possible, then I'd tread with caution. Asking someone out while they are doing their job is generally not a good idea at all. If you did get to know her a bit by going for coffee or lunch together, or drinks after work (the best plan of all ) then, you'd be in a much better position to ask her out. But if you hardly know her and ask her out while she is working, you're asking for trouble.

 

[Leonidae]

just ask her if she has free time in the evening within few days. if she says no, then ask her when she would be able to do so. don't act tough or anything, just be yourself.. be bit nervous, chicks think it's cute.

 

[ExigeEvan]

I have to tell my mate when he comes back from holiday that I did sleep with his cousin. He gets home Sunday, and he's moderatley protective*. And I'd already denied it before he went on hols because it was only a rumour at the time.


*But she is my age, I don't even know her because of him, and we have dated before. Just, not at the time...

 

[PeterJB]

I throw my classmates Maths books out of our 2nd floor classroom window.

 

[ExigeEvan]

I throw my classmates Maths books out of our 2nd floor classroom window.

My mate did the same with my pencil case in Yr 9, luckily my calculator wasn't in it. I never Double Dared anyone again.

 

[exigeracer]

I held a grudge against Mercedes Benz for the longest time because I thought they replaced the G-class with the GL-class, ruining a longtime classic.

Then I realised that in adding the L, they were adding the new model to the lineup and not replacing the G-wagon with it. I think the L in Galandenwagen made me think that the G-class was called the GL, and the new one was hideously replacing the military novelty.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Out of the wokrplace would be a good place to start... but if that's not possible, then I'd tread with caution. Asking someone out while they are doing their job is generally not a good idea at all. If you did get to know her a bit by going for coffee or lunch together, or drinks after work (the best plan of all ) then, you'd be in a much better position to ask her out. But if you hardly know her and ask her out while she is working, you're asking for trouble.

Well we get luch at the same time, and we normally have the room to ourselves. Maybe I should ask her if she wants to get to know me better by coming to the movies with me next weekend?

just ask her if she has free time in the evening within few days. if she says no, then ask her when she would be able to do so. don't act tough or anything, just be yourself.. be bit nervous, chicks think it's cute.

Err, last time I was persistent I got accused of stalking. Of course, it doesn't take much with a hideous appearance like mine. I just take no as no, and accept it. As myself, I'm boring unless I've known someone for a few weeks straight.

 

[Casio]

If you just go up to people and say "Hey, want to know me better, lets go to the movies tonight" you'll probably be arrested.

If you're in a room alone, just say something that sounds lame like "What crappy weather today?". And just have casual work talk for at least a few weeks and see where you stand. You can't just go up to people and ask them out, especially when you work with them.

 

[Small_Fryz]

oh crap.. all this time ive just been walking upto strangers and asking them to the movies!! damn i didnt realize i have to get to know them first!!

Thanks brad!!

 

[ExigeEvan]

If you just go up to people and say "Hey, want to know me better, lets go to the movies tonight" you'll probably be arrested.

If you're in a room alone, just say something that sounds lame like "What crappy weather today?". And just have casual work talk for at least a few weeks and see where you stand. You can't just go up to people and ask them out, especially when you work with them.

Simplest line in the world, "been upto much this week/week-end?" And if nothing, then move onto the weather

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

If you just go up to people and say "Hey, want to know me better, lets go to the movies tonight" you'll probably be arrested.

If you're in a room alone, just say something that sounds lame like "What crappy weather today?". And just have casual work talk for at least a few weeks and see where you stand. You can't just go up to people and ask them out, especially when you work with them.

I think I give up, last time I asked a girl to go somewhere with me, I knew her for like a year, and you should have seen the horrified look on her face. It's all good, I'll just keep focusing my attention on my Ute for ever....for ever.....ever.....ever.........ever........ever........ever.

 

[mcsqueegy]

And ever...and ever...and ever...

*coughs* New confession!! Mum told me to make my own dinner tonight, she was out, so i cooked some of our sacred chops and veges, which was generally not the best thing to do, it was for a special occasion. She'll find out soon .

 

[ExigeEvan]

But on the flip side, she'll never leave you alone to make food again. Instead, she'll give you money for a takeaway

 

[mustangGT90210]

I think I give up, last time I asked a girl to go somewhere with me, I knew her for like a year, and you should have seen the horrified look on her face. It's all good, I'll just keep focusing my attention on my Ute for ever....for ever.....ever.....ever.........ever........ever........ever.

Ask her what she has planned for the weekend. That way if you get cold feet and she says something, you can make it seem like simple small talk. And if she says she isn't doing anything, move in.

 

[Greycap]

Whatever you do with the situation, don't do what I've done too many times in my life. Don't keep telling yourself "some day I'll ask, some day I'll do it" because it's almost 100% certain that you'll only manage to prove one thing. The longer you wait for the moment, the higher the chance that the world separates you from her before you'll do it becomes. I should know by now. Someday never comes.

Guess that also counts as a confession...

 

[G.T]

I drunk for the very first time a few nights ago. Not pissed drunk, but enough to make me tipsy.

I can see why people like it - it makes you feel haaaapppy.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Whatever you do with the situation, don't do what I've done too many times in my life. Don't keep telling yourself "some day I'll ask, some day I'll do it" because it's almost 100% certain that you'll only manage to prove one thing. The longer you wait for the moment, the higher the chance that the world separates you from her before you'll do it becomes. I should know by now. Someday never comes.

Guess that also counts as a confession...

I've learnt that too, I also learnt that hot girls are always already spoken for by some guy you quickly and strangely grow to hate.

I drunk for the very first time a few nights ago. Not pissed drunk, but enough to make me tipsy.

I can see why people like it - it makes you feel haaaapppy.

I did that not long ago, but got properly drunk. Turns out I laugh like Peter Griffin when I'm drunk.

 

[Greycap]

I've learnt that too, I also learnt that hot girls are always already spoken for by some guy you quickly and strangely grow to hate.

Agreed, or like I've witnessed a couple of times, by the time I found out about that speaking I was already hating the guy for being a total jerk on his own. I must have some psychological skills.

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Agreed, or like I've witnessed a couple of times, by the time I found out about that speaking I was already hating the guy for being a total jerk on his own. I must have some psychological skills.

Psychological or psychic?

You guys may have saved my job, and given me double the chance at success (now up to 0.01% ), with this girl. Cheers.

 

[Skygrasper550]

Psychological or psychic?

You guys may have saved my job, and given me double the chance at success (now up to 0.01% ), with this girl. Cheers.

so, you're dating a girl, right Holdenboy?? here is one advice that always works: just be yourself. 👍

don't get too nervous when talking to girls, they're not gonna do anything to you (or are they?? ).., just relax, stay calm, be friendly. while walking, give her some space, don't stick too close to her. after the movie, surely you'll have a conversation with her. when she looks at you while talking, look in her eyes. always pay attention to what she has to say. DON'T LOOK BELOW HER NECK (if you know what i mean 👍) smile often, girls like that. trust me, even if you're ugly like you say you are, you'll earn "handsome points" if she sees you smile while having a conversation with you.

 

[ExigeEvan]

I drunk for the very first time a few nights ago. Not pissed drunk, but enough to make me tipsy.

I can see why people like it - it makes you feel haaaapppy.

Be grateful you're a happy drunk, nature can be cruel.

 

[Leonidae]

never been drunk or smoked, never will be drunk or start smoking. why? because I have solid intention to outlive the idiots who started smoking when they were 13 because it's cool.

 

[TB]

never been drunk or smoked, never will be drunk or start smoking.

Same here. 👍

 

[Greycap]

Add a third one... I won't drink because it tastes to bad, I won't smoke because it smells so bad, and I won't do drugs because I'm afraid of needles... and in the process I'll save a lot of money and live longer. 👍

 

[nd 4 holden spd]

Smokers and drug lords? All wasted away. I'll happily drink though.......on special/rare occasions. (Sometimes I have like 1 or 2 standard drinks and leave it there, not even enough to feel like you're "having fun")



Edit: @ =drifting24/7=, no I'm not dating her, and probably never will. (Life is a 🤬), we were just discussing how to as her out without losing my job. (I'm sure she'll say no though, she doesn't exactly sound enthusiastic to talk to me, but then again she doesn't sound enthusiastic talking to anyone, possibly because she's still new at our workplace, not that I want to get my hopes up)

 

[McLaren]

never been drunk or smoked, never will be drunk or start smoking. why? because I have solid intention to outlive the idiots who started smoking when they were 13 because it's cool.

Almost an amen, here.

I've smoked a few times, but never again. I don't see what's so amazing about it. And though I have had a few drinks, I will probably never drink beer again for a long time. But, I won't pass up a strawberry margarita at any point, which is my confession for the night.