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Cruise to eat placenta after birth of baby
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In my opinion, eating a placenta is quite strange, but i'm sure some people enjoy it.
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👍Now that i think of it, that ground up substance on Pizza Hut's Meat Feast........
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May I disagree - Fennel rocks, you just need to learn to use it right. In a salad with radish and lime juice it is excellent !...Touring Mars
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You've got to be kidding me... I've never heard of mother, father, nor beasts eating the placenta... More on this anyone? If you're at all serious... It's just bizzar!
Is it possible that Michael Jackson has molded his face to look like Tom Cruise!?
Is it possible that Michael Jackson has molded his face to look like Tom Cruise!?
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Yeh, only kidding! I just love the way that they drop 'placenta' in there like it's an ordinary ingredient...
I can just picture Tom Cruise now, Katie's lying there legs-akimbo in the delivery room, Tom's sitting at a small table at the end of the bed with his '100 Great Placenta Recipes' printed out from the internet... sprig of fennel at the ready...
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'pizza delivery'DQuaN
Now that i think of it, that ground up substance on Pizza Hut's Meat Feast........
It looks like he's having second thoughts... or maybe just seconds?ExigeExcel
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he says he going to eat it "right there" which i am assuming means at the birth. Raw. Bloody. Still warm.
I mean, i would imagine it would taste 'just like chicken' if you grilled it with a bit of crushed black pepper and a side salad. But no, as it comes please!
i wlways knew he was a fickin weirdo.
I mean, i would imagine it would taste 'just like chicken' if you grilled it with a bit of crushed black pepper and a side salad. But no, as it comes please!
i wlways knew he was a fickin weirdo.
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Great. Now I can officially state that Tom Cruise is a cannibal and not get sued.
Isn't it odd that we lock up some German dude for eating someone who wanted to be eaten, but some B-grade movie pipsqueak can chow down on human tissue amidst applause from the ecofeminist brigade?
Isn't it odd that we lock up some German dude for eating someone who wanted to be eaten, but some B-grade movie pipsqueak can chow down on human tissue amidst applause from the ecofeminist brigade?
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Yeah strange, but in the case of the german, that was an actual living person. Placenta, yeah its tissue, but its different in that it isnt a person, if you get my meaning. Still, doesn't make it right. I swear Cruise gets weirder everyday.
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It is common for cows to eat the placenta after they give birth.
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i remember the case, he put an advert on the internet that effectively stated:
Wanted: Person whom is willing to be eaten. I am a cannibal and I will eat you. This may cause injury or death.
He actually got several applications and interviewed each one for suitability!
As for the cow eating the placenta, i remember once when i was a kid we had a dog. (you many know where this is going) . I was taking if for a walk in a field and i spotted it eating something. You guessed it. It was cows afterbirth. It ferking stank. Why the hell do dogs eat such things? He also used to each sheep **** and dead seagulls. Mental mutt.
needless to say he wasnt allowed back in the house for a week.
Wanted: Person whom is willing to be eaten. I am a cannibal and I will eat you. This may cause injury or death.
He actually got several applications and interviewed each one for suitability!
As for the cow eating the placenta, i remember once when i was a kid we had a dog. (you many know where this is going) . I was taking if for a walk in a field and i spotted it eating something. You guessed it. It was cows afterbirth. It ferking stank. Why the hell do dogs eat such things? He also used to each sheep **** and dead seagulls. Mental mutt.
needless to say he wasnt allowed back in the house for a week.
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Tom should bring a camping gas stove w/ him, olive oil & pepper would be all you need then. Get it fresh, Tom but ime sure Big Ron would have something to say about getting a taste for it raw. .
Tom should bring a camping gas stove w/ him, olive oil & pepper would be all you need then. Get it fresh, Tom but ime sure Big Ron would have something to say about getting a taste for it raw. .
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I had a cat that had kittens and then ate it. I think in a lot of animals teh mother does eat it. I heard it was to give her additional protein and help her regain strength after the birth. Whether its true or not I don't know.ExigeExcel
AND he's psychic too. Maybe that is what he meant when he said he knew about psychology and Matt Lauer didn't. He got the terms mixed up.the story
I would rather it be him being psychic and not him scooping her urine out of the toilet to do a secret pregnancy test.
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i wouldnt say his kitchen was FULLY equippped. When i was there last week with David Hasslehoff and Tom Selleck sipping cocktails by the pool, i noticed that his toaster had a blown fuse.
kitchen = delivery room, at least that is the way it is in my house...
kitchen = delivery room, at least that is the way it is in my house...
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I really didn't know scientology was THAT whacked! I knew about the crazy aliens stuff, but every religion has a strange belief in a higher power, so I just assumed scientology was a little stranger than most (although not really any less plausible). Actually behaving like this, eating parts of people... very very disturbing.
Maybe thats why Tom and Nicole adopted kids (as far as I know it was adoption, yes?), Nicole wouldn't let Tom tuck into her placenta!!
Maybe thats why Tom and Nicole adopted kids (as far as I know it was adoption, yes?), Nicole wouldn't let Tom tuck into her placenta!!
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ROFL! I get more and more reasons not to go to MI:III everyday. This guy is whacked! To be honest, I find Scientology's views on child birth and nuturing insane. Things like the mother can cry out in pain and CAN'T hold her baby for two weeks. It's all the father. What kind of sick twisted mess is that? Even if you believe in evolution that's backwards.
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Atleast mainstream religions are based on old books (which atleast go some way to providing a genuine historical account of what went on in the olden days...), whereas Scientology is entirely based upon the 1950's science fiction ramblings of a nutjob from Nebraska...James2097
I'm not sure that Scientology advocates cannibalism or al fresco dining in maternity wards, I think it's just Tom Cruise trying to be 'primal' or something. I'd imagine that spending your adult life devoting yourself to the study of a 'religion' whose most dearly-held 'secrets' turned out to be nothing more than the plot of a bad B-movie would leave you feeling rather vexed, and looking for more tangible 'experiences' to fill the void.
You lie. Come to think of it, have the Hoff and TS ever been seen in the same room at the same time?TurboSmoke
Scientologists, by definition, do not subscribe to evolutionary theory, since their religion has their own creation myths, which by any stretch of the imagination are frankly absurd.Swift
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no actually its the same person....the cookie duster is detachable but the toaster was def. whacked. trust me i am an electrionilogist. (thats a religion btw)
we firmly believe that eating the placenta is unhygenic and well, rather disgusting...instead we all go down the local and get bladdered. that way no one feels any pain...which is against our religion...
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I heard he said this on a talk show just as a joke to prove how the press will exaggerate anything he sais.
mmm chocolate covered placenta. Cant go wrong with that since you can get just about everything else in the world chocolate covered.
Just the thought of placenta makes me sick. I cant even imagine eating it.
EDIT: Yes this quote from the article above is verification that he was just joking.
"Yeah, we're going to do that - a whole family thing. Isn't that normal and natural? No, we're not eating it."
mmm chocolate covered placenta. Cant go wrong with that since you can get just about everything else in the world chocolate covered.
Just the thought of placenta makes me sick. I cant even imagine eating it.
EDIT: Yes this quote from the article above is verification that he was just joking.
"Yeah, we're going to do that - a whole family thing. Isn't that normal and natural? No, we're not eating it."
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