Driving in Russia

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HAHA you think Russia is bad? I've been to Pakistan once (very scary place btw :scared:)
And there are no lanes, because most of the time there are no paved roads. and you can drive on the wrong side of the ****ING HIGHWAY where people go at above 100mph (If their P.O.S. cars can make it to 100). Also, there are horrendous circular traffic jams, where if you were to look at the traffic from a helicopter, you would see that it literally goes in a circle/square/etc and is jammed by itself. Such ********, the "roads" there.

How on earth can they resolve that?
 
Compilation. There is something wrong with the Russian mindset when they get behind the wheel.

 
You don't have to look far to find idiots on the road, there's plenty right here.

 
Not even to mention the two drunken idiots who both fell asleep in the car while for the traffic light to turn green again. Happened in Leuven.
 
Compilation. There is something wrong with the Russian mindset when they get behind the wheel.


The guy in the Lada in the first crash with a truck was veeery lucky. :crazy:
2:00 is obviously not Russia (the plates of that Matiz and the road marking tell it easily). It must be some Arab country.
That "trapped" Focus was really insane. I'd **** a lot of bricks if I was that driver. :D
The slow-motion truck collision at 6:00 shows a ninja trucker jumping off the cab. :cool: I think I saw it on TV already...
The thunder bolt striking the Volvo XC at 6:24 doesn't have anything to do with the Russian driving mindset, it's the rough Russian sky. He was lucky that it wasn't a meteorite. :lol:
The Toyota LC Prado driver at 8:40 is just an a**hole. Possibly a kid without a license who took his dad's ride to troll other drivers on the road.

P.S. Almost all of those drivers were swearing like 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬.
There's another Russian road saying:
If you don't swear when you drive - you don't watch the road.
True. :lol:
 
What is more common on the roads in Russia? Small, boxy Russian cars, imported vehicles, or piles of sheet metal and assorted scrap that resemble a rickshaw-motorcycle hybrid?
 
What is more common on the roads in Russia? Small, boxy Russian cars, imported vehicles...?
Imported vehicles are most common (in big cities, at least). Most common imports are Ford Focus (they are assembled in RF, the sedan version is also widely used by the cops), Renault Logan (the Russian-assembled Dacia Logan, I've passed my driving test on this car), Daewoo Nexia (had my first test on this), VW Polo Sedan (assembled in RF, too, and I used to drive one, too), Hyundai Accent (again, assembled in Taganrog and I have driven one), Chevy Lacetti, etc.
Small SUVs and crossovers are very popular, too - Mitsubishi ASX, Nissan Qashqai, Nissan Juke (loads of them, since they just were launched), Range Rover Evoque (very many of them, too), Audi Q3, Kia Sportage, Great Wall Hover, Renault Duster (aka Dacia Duster), etc.
The eastern regions of RF (Primoprye, Altai, Siberia) have a lot of right-hand drive JDM cars (Toyota Mark II, Chaser, Cresta, Aristo, Nissan Laurel, Gloria, Cedric, Skyline, etc are very common there).

The local cars are common, too. Most of them are the old Lada 2105/07 (aka Lada Riva in the UK), the relatives of the ancient Fiat 124. Fortunately, this POS is out of production since 2012. :D
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The mid-size cars - GAZ Volga - are still seen on the streets pretty often (the 3110 models mostly - produced in 1998 to 2009 but still based on the Soviet classic - the 24 platform of 1970).
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And this is the Soviet classic I really want to have as my first personal car - the GAZ 24 Volga (1970-1992). Sometimes I see them on the streets, but rarely these days.
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or piles of sheet metal and assorted scrap that resemble a rickshaw-motorcycle hybrid?
No, I never see this. At least in the city where I live.
However, some Ladas are so trashed that they're not much different from just piles of sheet metal. :lol:
 

:D
"Black Lightning". I've watched that movie just because of the car - GAZ 21 Volga ("Baleen grill" third series, 1962-70). Today it's often nicknamed Black Lightning because of that movie.
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IMO, the movie was meh. But the car is awesome. The "Soviet heavy metal" takes down trees, fences and small capitalist cars easily. :lol:
 
At least here, the are no dashcam videos in abundance, but all of the videos are recent, after the police started to be more aggressive with traffic rules and stuff, you can get fined, or even arrested, or given a warning for taking advantage of the space the cars left when ambulances or police cars need to pass, like the embedded video.


*Fun fact: that fence on the right part of the video is the border with the U.S.
And that road/street/highway thing in the video is a 10 minute walk away from my house (I will never get through, though... it's too dangerous)


You can get fined for around $500-$1000 (Running a red light, not yielding, drunk driving, reckless driving, etc.) and/or you say bye-bye to your license for 6 months, 1 year, or forever

Before all of this (mid 2011 and before) it was all madness :ouch:
 
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Thanks for the lengthy reply, @Rage Racer.

No, I never see this. At least in the city where I live.
However, some Ladas are so trashed that they're not much different from just piles of sheet metal. :lol:

I was just asking because I've seen a couple videos of these monstrosities rolling down the street. I always think "How the hell did they do that?"
 

Saw this on TV. :D
Did you note how calm are the guys? They ended up in water, but there's no panic at all! :lol:
Just a little bit of swearing. They speak calmly:

- We've ****ing arrived.
- Swimming...
- Swimming...
- But where are we swimming to?
- To the ****ing shore.
...
- Just don't turn the wheel.

KEEP CALM and swim to the shore in your Subie Forester! :lol:

I was just asking because I've seen a couple videos of these monstrosities rolling down the street. I always think "How the hell did they do that?"
Like what? Can you show one?
 
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That video made me laugh so hard. It was like no big deal to them. I seriously though they were going into that tree.
 
That video was a good chuckle and was worthy of a "Well that sucks.."

..then @Rage Racer's translation made it 15x funnier. I now wish we could understand every Russian driving fail video.
 
They probably do it every day... :lol:

"I don't always swim in my car, but when I do, I ask where am I swimming to."


They were also assembled in Belgium and known as Scaldia-Volga, did you know?
Nope, I didn't know that.

I've seen these cars around when I was still very, verrrrryyyyyy little. :D
 
That video was a good chuckle and was worthy of a "Well that sucks.."

..then @Rage Racer's translation made it 15x funnier. I now wish we could understand every Russian driving fail video.
This one has a subtitle option. Click the subtitle icon (second left in the lower-right corner) and you can set the subs to English. (language warning!)

Nope, I didn't know that.

I've seen these cars around when I was still very, verrrrryyyyyy little. :D
In Europe one of the most popular Volgas were cars, both sedans and wagons, assembled in Belgium by Scaldia-Volga. These cars were equipped with Indenor diesel engines, a 2.1 litre unit with 62 PS (46 kW) until the 2300 D was introduced for 1980. The 2.3 litre XD2 has 70 PS (51 kW). Those models were called M24D and M24DB (Break, station wagon), and there was also a "Luxe" version. Standard Volgas with Soviet gas engines were sold as M24 and M24B (Break).
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Also, here is one in the States (a 1976 Soviet original).
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Those fog lights are aimed too low.

A white wall tires on a russian junker, better off using tree stumps.
 
Now this is time for some good stuff. ^_^
The following vids have English subs, turn them on.

The good side of Russian roads. A quite famous video by ArkadiYM93, over 6m watches.


This video (by the same author) shows another good thing used by Russian drivers - CB radio (not as popular as dashcams, but quite common, too, my stepfather's Mitsubishi L200 used to have one). Very useful for contacting truckers and other drivers with radios.
 
I'm actually quite glad Russia isn't filled with people with axes and baseball bats in their trunks, and that there's these good people. 👍 I'm pretty sure if any of that (in the first video) happened here, people would just ignore it or get angry.
 
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