Elon's Antics

[Blitz24]

Oh, it's because of fraud.

Don't worry, nobody will be on the case to charge him for that!

 

[Tornado]

You're the richest man in the world, you control several companies worth hundreds of billions of dollars with what might as well be no corporate oversight, you effectively control the incoming United States government through a puppet after already spending half a decade basically just ignoring government regulations anyway; and you spent your first day of the new year using your Kevin Durant burner account to tell people on 4Chan about how you have lots of sex.

 

[GBO Possum]

Trump wants to kill the EV industry in America.

Elon has been helping him, starting with Tesla

Their strategy is working, at least regarding Tesla and the USA's worldwide EV competitiveness. Make America Grovel Again.

Tesla (TSLA) confirms delivery of 495,570 EVs, way below its own guidance

Tesla (TSLA) released its production and delivery results for the fourth quarter and full year 2024 today. The automaker confirmed...

electrek.co

 

[Blitz24]

Trump wants to kill the EV industry in America.

Elon has been helping him, starting with Tesla

Their strategy is working, at least regarding Tesla and the USA's worldwide EV competitiveness. Make America Grovel Again.

Tesla (TSLA) confirms delivery of 495,570 EVs, way below its own guidance

Tesla (TSLA) released its production and delivery results for the fourth quarter and full year 2024 today. The automaker confirmed...

electrek.co

I'm guessing this is why Elon desperately is pivoting over to non-automotive stuff.

 

[TB]

 

[Famine]

cOmEdY iS nOw LeGaL oN tWiTtEr

 

[Liquid]

Skin so thin that it's transparent.

 

[Dennisch]

Elon must have been the type of kid who went home if he wasn't allowed to win a game or got a gift at another kid's birthday.

 

[Famine]

fReE sPeEcH

 

[Tornado]

No big loss. That article was almost as poorly written as the laughable one The Verge wrote Friday (linked towards the end) where they put out an entire story about how Dittman couldn't be Musk because someone at Twitter told them he wasn't.

 

[Famine]

There's rather a lot going on here, from a guy who has been doing the legwork on the thin-skinned one for a biography. Some minor language, and some stuff we already knew but laid out like this it's... whew.

The Truth About Musk, From His Biographer

A viral Bluesky thread introduced tens of thousands around the world to a first glimpse of a forthcoming biography of Elon Musk. Here—in a single essay—is some of what the world just learned.

sethabramson.substack.com

The TESCREAList thing is particularly mad.

Edit: Also worth a note that this is one of the very few that has something to say about Maye's role in all of this. I've long held the idea that there is something... not Oedipal about them.

 

[UKMikey]

The TESCREAList thing is particularly mad.

Converting the poor into biodiesel? Sounds like a modest proposal to me.

 

[Blitz24]

Entirely possible he kills himself trying something any sane person would never do, even if drunk and high.

 

[DK]

I'm just waiting to find out that Adrian Dittmann was also the name of one of King Leopold II's favourite...uh...human resources staff in the Congo.