F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

@Pupik, how's preparation for this year going?

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Natural Snooze Energy Drink - EQ8

or

GE; We bring things to a snooze

And Jimlaad43 - Lloyd is my favourite Coronation Street character and enjoyed Red Dwarf too

 

[Jimlaad43]

And Jimlaad43 - Lloyd is my favourite Coronation Street character and enjoyed Red Dwarf too

Red Dwarf and Robot Was is why I like Craig Charles so much

 

[Pezzarinho17]

JB "Quick, look! Red Bull are leaving the gar - it's blown up again."​

 

[Pupik]

@Pupik, how's preparation for this year going?

I'm sorry, but I don't have the time I thought I'd have for this just yet...I'd like to, but let's see.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

So who will take the reins then?

 

[Jimlaad43]

So who will take the reins then?

Pupik is, he just said that he can't start the thread yet.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Glad to hear; looking forward to F1 season starting March 14-16

Fernando who?

Oh that Fernando

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Why is Paul taking out the trash dressed in a French maid's outfit?"

"Ron told him it would help him get a seat next year."

"Is that likely?"

"No."​

 

[zed300]

​

See how his microphone sits,..then I'll be able to hear you, OK!!!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Is 2014 going to carry on in this the current thread, or will there be 2 new ones?

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Is 2014 going to carry on in this the current thread, or will there be 2 new ones?

No idea if someone is going to run the caption game this season; I will pipe in if there is one

 

[Touring Mars]

After speaking with Pupik, I'm going to get things started this season and I'll see how it goes - if it looks likely there will be weeks where I can't fit it in, I'll see who is available to help out from time to time.

I was planning to keep the original threads going...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Will the CAPSLOCK controversy reign this year?

 

[Azure Flare]

I CAN SAFELY SAY THAT IT WON'T. I REALLY DIDN'T USE A LOWERCASE WORD HERE.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND ONE - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 31st March 0900 GMT
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries
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Felipe proposes swift justice - he'll batter Kamui's back-end in.

Kamui: The team were playing Miley Cyrus through the radio.

Kamui: "Look you've been drinking Martini's all weekend, how do you expect me to dodge you when you're swerving like crazy?"

Felipe: "SHAKEN NOT STIRRED, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!!"

Kamui: "Felipe, I heard you wanted me suspended. I'm afraid the stewards will act faster than you. Can you confirm this presage?"

Felipe does his best duckface impression. Kamui is surprised that Felipe has chosen to act like a 14-year-old female.

I am very sorry, Felipe. That does not usually happen on the first date.

Massa: Thanks for sticking me in the gravel trap on the first corner of the first race, pal!

Kamui: What can I say, I like Martini on the rocks.

Kamui: "No, I don't want to kiss and make up..."

Kamui and Felipe have an awkward situation in their relationship after Kobayashi smashed Massa's rear in.

Kamui: I'm ever-so sorry Felipe. I feel so ashamed, i can't even begin to look you in the face.

Felipe: That's just as-well.. Cos i'm Sooo mad right now! Behind these shades, i'm giving you full 'Blue Steel', whilst rocking the sharp 'Martini' race suit with matching hat.

Massa: "I'll forgive you if you close your eyes, get on your knees and do this with your lips."
Kobayashi: "I'm not falling for that one again!"

Kamui: "I was faster than you, didn't Rob tell you?"

Kamui: I warned you Felipe, "don't make me angry" I said, "you won't like me when I'm angry"

Kamui: What do you think of the new hybrid engine sounds for this 2014 season Felipe?

Kamui: "Dude, bro... I didn't ram you. I hugged you. With my car. [whisper]Is he buying it? Does it still look like he wants to punch me in the face?[/whisper]"

"Kamui, maybe we should kiss and make up-"
"NO! Fernando-san is more loved than you!"

"It doesn't matter how many times I say 🤬 - I can't get the censor to fail."

Felipe: “So how do you feel coming back in F1 after a year break?”
Kamui: “Unstoppable!”

Felipe baby. Why did you back back into my nose like that?

Imagination at work eh Kamui....a little less imagining and more work on first corner braking, I say.

"Kamui, this is the sound of a V8 engine"

Felipe: pfft you only drove a Ferrari GT car, my F1 drive was better than yours. No need to be spite me.

Felipe: "That crash was nothing. Let me show you what a real kiss is like..."
Kamui: "Err.......???"

Kamui: So yeah, sorry for penetrating the back of your car.
Felipe: Guess who's getting penetrated next...

Felipe:'Your shoe's untide'
Kamui:'....'

If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.

 

[Jimlaad43]

G-2
M-1
(CAPS)

 

[Alex.]

B-1
G-2

 

[TheBook]

Two points for R, one for G.

 

[PeterJB]

M-2
V-1

 

[Pezzarinho17]

HJS - One point each.

 

[niky]

G - 2, H -1

I see a winner coming right quick.

 

[Omnis]

G-2
Y-1

I really thought mine was funny when I wrote it.

 

[Touring Mars]

Amended poll: Please note that Entry O was incorrect - it's been edited now. Anyone who has already voted may change their vote if they wish.

 

[Tired Tyres]

C-1
D-1
R-1

 

[Lizard]

F 1
G 2.

 

[DK]

G, L, Y, one each.

 

[Touring Mars]

My votes:

S - 2
R - 1

 

[Soundtrack]

U - 1
G - 1
R - 1