F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[magpie1997]

W-1
G-1
Q-1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Agree with Mars (above)

 

[Stiggy]

L - 1
O - 1
U - 1

 

[Omnis]

P - 2
Q - 1 (That's so bad.)

 

[Touring Mars]

Due to work I will post the result of Round 2 later today. Round 3 voting will also follow this afternoon.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND THREE - Voting

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 21st April 0900 GMT
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries​

You have a case of Maldonado. I am sorry but it is terminal.

That is the last time I fly Air Maldonado. They didn't even serve peanuts.

Gutierrez: "Are you sure the team is okay with me riding in a Mercedes and not a Ferrari?"

Do you want some food to calm you down? I've got a Barrel of Sausage Rolls, a flipped pancake or some Pastor.

Reeling Esteban confirms the doc he is Sauber

Doctor: It might be a little quicker than you're used to, so I've put a sick bag in the back for you just incase.

"Next time you want to do a barrel roll I recommend you use an airplane"

Never mind a Doctor, I need to speak to a Pastor

"Esteban, you okay, man?"

"I'm fine, thank you, Susan."

Mr. Gutiérrez , the miscreant Venezuelan sent me to make sure you get home safely.

I think an evening ride in my Rolls-Royce on my way to IHOP to get some flapjacks would be a better idea than the trackside stuffing that is on the side of the road. I think a game of snookers on the television, so I'll check Piper's Pit for further updates on the sermon in turn one.

"What the hell was that??"

"That sir, was a pay driver."

The E63 AMG estate.
Still faster than Gutierrez's own Sauber.

"Quick, get in! Pastor is out there somewhere... And it's on the move!"

"The judges said that whilst you won on style and control, Pastor won on damage and aggression."

Doctor: I hope I don't get a grid penalty for giving you a lift.

Doctor: "Bernie said that you're not allowed to play Star Fox 64 anymore."
Esteban: "Do a barrel roll."

EG: "I swear to drunk I'm not God..."
Doctor: "You were totally pass(tor)ed out."

EG: Pastor was right, I did take a strange line through that corner. I've never seen it taken with a double barrel roll.

Drivers are becoming desperate for Mercedes engines

"That was awesome. Tell me you saw that!"

​

"It's Bahrain, Esteban. Nobody was watching."

"No Esteban, we will not being going for a mctwist on the way to the hospital."

Doctor: Don't worry Esteban, this Mercedes has the latest ESP technology, it won't roll over.

Esteban: Is Pastor still on the track?

Doctor: Yes...

Esteban: Then I suggest we buckle up, we're probably going to roll over..

Dr. Ian Roberts: "I take my F1 drivers like I take my milk.

Pastorised."

If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.

@zed300; @magpie1997; @Famine; @Touring Mars; @prisonermonkeys; @PeterJB; @Furinkazen; @Jimlaad43; @niky; @Flex0r; @Beeblebrox237; @Stiggy; @TheBook; @pezzarinho17; @Soundtrack; @haitch40; @DK; @BlacqueJacques; @Solo; @DQuaN; @GTP_Ingram; @aarror; @C-ZETA; @marcus_war ; @Sureboss

 

[Pezzarinho17]

M2, V1

 

[Famine]

Juliet - Two
Quebec - One

Because Red Dwarf and Robot Wars.

 

[Flex0r]

E -1
H -2

 

[Jimlaad43]

J-1
Q-2

Because Red Dwarf and Robot Wars

 

[Touring Mars]

M2, O1

Sorry, I screwed up the poll - entry 'O' has been deleted as there is another caption by the same person. Please feel free to use recast your third vote.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

H - 1
U - 1
Z - 1

 

[DK]

Q - 2
Z - 1

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Sorry, I screwed up the poll - entry 'O' has been deleted as there is another caption by the same person. Please feel free to use recast your third vote.

I've edited my post to make it easier when you add up at the end.

 

[TheBook]

[redacted]

 

[Touring Mars]

All three votes to Z, please.

You can only vote 2-1 or 1-1-1, so please split your vote accordingly 👍

 

[niky]

That was EW-Z. One each. Shaken, not stirred.

 

[TheBook]

You can only vote 2-1 or 1-1-1, so please split your vote accordingly 👍

Derp. Sorry about that.

Z-2, R-1.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

A-1
M-1
H-1

 

[DQuaN]

J-2
Q-1

Because Red Dwarf and Robot Wars.

 

[PeterJB]

B-1
X-1
Y-1

 

[aarror]

s-1
w-1
z-1

 

[magpie1997]

W-2
Y-1

 

[zed300]

M - 2
W -1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

I apparently suck at creating captions

 

[Touring Mars]

My votes:

J - 1
M - 1
Q - 1

 

[Beeblebrox237]

B-1
E-1
V-1

 

[Solo]

Q - 2
X - 1

 

[Soundtrack]

F - 1
H - 1
M - 1

 

[Roger the Horse]

Uniform 2 - 1 Quebec