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ADR: *mutters* Uh, Nico mate, I think Lewis is butthurt enough without your hand down there.
BLewis and Daniel look bemused when the FIA Action for Road Safety Campaign announces their guest speaker on the subject of parking.
CNico: "Now my friend Lewis was going to do the road-action talk but he's not talking to me, so meet my friend, and number 2 turned 1 driver for Red Bull Dani!!!!"
DAwkwiardo
ELook at the flags,
Look how they fly for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.
FHambergardo.
GHey, guys, sorry about Saturday. But it all worked out, right? We're still friends? Mai Tais at my room later?
H"I know Lewis said that he would handle this like Senna, but I don't recall Ayrton ever paying someone to feel up Alain Prost.
"And I don't recall Prost groping them back, either."
INow we proudly present the ventriloquist act of Nico Rosberg with his puppets Hami and Dani!
JNico to Lewis:
"You think your smarter than me, don't you Lewis? Thats right I saw you last night talking to Pastor. Little did you know that I snuck into Parc Ferme and tampered with his fuel pump. No one suspected a thing and look whose laughing now."
KDR: Now where have I seen those looks before?..................oh....now I remember....after the Malaysian GP last year.
LRicciardo checks out Rosberg's escape road for blockages...
MRed Bull slowly closing the gap with the Mercedes Boys...
NNico: Remember what Niki Lauda said: “You have to be a b------ if you want to win in Formula One anyway, no question.”
Daniel: So which one of you is Mr. Lauda referring to?
ORosberg: "Still waiting to be congratulated...."
Hamilton:"...."
PHamilton does his best to protect his assets.
QThat moment when Daniel Ricciardo twigs that F1 drivers' lengths are sewn onto the front of their overalls...
RNarrator: Daniel had never been trained in marriage counseling but he could tell this couple needed help, but how to do it he pondered...
SRicciardo: Guys, just saying but, Lauda looks better in a hat than you two do.
What's wrong with Coldplay?Bravo, Echo, Romeo - a single unit apiece.
Not that I want to upvote Coldplay
That's not really something for this thread... It's also not something really suitable for this forum at all, as we have a character limit for posts.What's wrong with Coldplay?