F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

ROUND THREE - Voting

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• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 27th April 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries
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As Hamilton explains whether he backed up Rosberg or not, Nico flicks an imaginary cigar into Lewis' eye.

Nico: Lewis, I was really disappointed with the way you backed me...

Lewis: ..Look, Nico. If we're going to have a mature discussion, at least take the sanitary towel off your head first.

Nico tries his best sloth impression.

Nico: 'Lewis you made me back into Sebastian'

Lewis: 'Giggity'

Nico: "You see, ze Germans are ze only vones who can truly master ze smug expression. Observe."

Lewis:"You got a little something on your cheek..."

Nico: I'm not a huge fan of this circuit, but the barbecue last night was delicious!

Lewis: You haven't seen Roscoe anywhere, have you?

Nico: ...

Nico checks to see if the Pinocchio spell has worn off before explaining why Lewis beat him again.

NR "Handbags?! Oooooohhh, my favourite is a Michael Kors, don't you love the smell of new leath-"

LH "You twit, I said we'll talk about SANDBAGGING later!"

"If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it."

"and these are my chances of winning the world championship"

Nico: " and then you blow like this, so that the nailpolish dries nicely. Just like that grid girl"

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Lewis: "No you twit, I said that I nailed that Polish grid girl I liked."

"Whoah, Nico, just wait there a second."

"Seriously? I can't believe you're still trying to back me into Vettel even on the podium.

Lewis: "You Germans just love to correct other people's mistakes, don't you."

Nico: "Technically I'm only half German."

Lewis: Nico even your catalogue pose is 2nd best

Maybe you should've taken your your fall back career choice as a hand model Nico.....you really do have lovely hands.

Nico, what.is.that...smell?

Nico: And then you add just a pinch of envy; that is me n a nutshell, Lewis.

Nico: "You know what this represents?"

Lewis: "Your odds of not being beaten by me or a Ferrari?"

If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.

 

[mikeerfol]

DJL

 

[Flex0r]

AJN

 

[JR98]

AES

 

[Soundtrack]

I - 2
N - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

N - 2
J - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

dmn 1 each

 

[GTP_Ingram]

D - 1
J - 1
N - 1

 

[Legro]

E - 1
J - 1
L - 1

 

[DK]

MNO

 

[Famine]

JKR.

Why so serious?

 

[TheBook]

HIJ.

 

[Mike458]

AII

 

[BlacqueJacques]

NGK sparks; one each

 

[niky]

N2J.

 

[zed300]

LEG

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

JGN

 

[Mike-ZENKAI]

B - 2
E - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting is now closed; result and Round 4 will follow later today.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FOUR - Voting

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• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 11th May 0900 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries
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Nico, Nico, look Nico, look what I won Nico.

Is that Nicole???

"Okay, I'll admit it. Maybe some of my jewellery is getting a little ridiculous."

"I can't hear you Nico!!"

Lewis's reaction after Toto told him he'd have to shoulder the burden caused by Nico's recent downturn in results.

Lewis: "You know what they say about guys with big trophies..."

Sebastian Vettel, off screen: "They're compensating for something?"

"Someone call Arnie back, I'm being attacked by a T-1000"

"I'd give you this trophy, but it's mine. Mine!"

Lewis: What is that box over there? "Nico's hopes and dreams"... Haha, shouldn't those be crushed by now?

Nico: Next time, you'll be the one who gets crushed, you cheeky Brit.

Look Nico, a Trophy! Just wanted to remind you what these look like.

Lewis: Yeah that's a chip on my shoulder Nico; a Bahrain GP 1st place trophy sized chip!

"Nasty Nico trys to steal it from us. Always he is looking for it, but the precious is mine!"

"And now, to sprinkle the ashes of Nico Rosberg's 2015 championship hopes, please welcome Lewis Hamilton."

Police in Milton Keynes arrest Stevenage man, 30, after a break-in at the Red Bull HQ

Lewis: Let me show you my sippy cup.

Lewis: Nico, you seen the size of this WINNERS trophy? It's nearly as big as that other trophy I WON last year for the SECOND time. You know which one I mean right?

IT BURNS!

"If you think this cup's big, wait until you see the two girls..."

"It's an unorthodox and dangerous way of shaving, but I have to do something useful with all these trophies laying around the house..."

Hamilton wishing they didn't use lead for the trophy.

If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.

 

[Soundtrack]

C - 1
L - 1
R - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

JFK

 

[Legro]

L - 1
N - 2

 

[Mike-ZENKAI]

C - 1
D - 1
G - 1

 

[JR98]

CIN

 

[GTP_Ingram]

H -1
K - 1
R - 1

 

[Niku Driver HC]

M - 1
N - 1
S - 1

 

[mikeerfol]

CFM

 

[Flex0r]

C - 1
R - 2

 

[Mike458]

NNM