F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

FINAL ROUND - Voting

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Submitted Entries
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Guy pointing at the steering wheel: "...And here is the MFDS button."

Vettel: "MFDS?"

Guy pointing at the steering wheel: "Middle Finger Deployment System, which will hack the screen of any cars carrying the number 14 to display a middle finger, once you've extended your lead over him to over one second."

"Sebastian, this is the button that shuts down the engine if something goes wrong. Remember where it is, because you'll have to use it a lot"

"Zis ere is ze Moolti Ventuno button..."

"..And here, Kimi has a button for his Vodka, but we can change it to adjust the diff if you like."

An this here... ah... I donna know what it does... but since Kimi he a' never use it, we never wire it up properly on his car.

I think a tha' be the DRS switch.

Yes. That it is! But on Kimi's car, it is the MP3 player.

"See, now the ghosts are blue, you want to eat them before they turn back to normal."

"And this is the screen Kimi uses to watch movies while driving"

Press this once for espresso, twice for double espresso.

As with all German and Italian partnerships this button invades France.

So that's the only part of a Red Bull you could bring?

"In case of emergency, press the big red button. This sends a signal back to the pit wall and lets us know that we need to threaten to leave F1 again."

We really like you here seb and we don't want to see you leave like you did at Red Bull. So if your team mate is faster than you push this button to create an unreliability in his car. It is the same button you had when Webber was your team mate.

Watch the video Seb.....we made sure none of the guys wore red, when they did the smash and grab for you.

"Ah this button is my favorite, it sends a coded team order to Felipe Massa, no matter where he is!"

"Now this screen in the middle here is touchscreen, you can play pong on it whilst you're driving because lets be honest, you won't have anything better to do"

Engineer: "So if you're bored you can push here to watch netflix and this button opens the browser, your browser history will be automatically cleared at the end of the race."

Seb: "Automatically cleared why?"

Engineer: "Last year poor Francesco stumbled upon Kimi's browser history, he has never been the same since."

Seb: "So that's how he ended up in the psych ward!"

"That's okay. Nobody in the team speaks Italian either. But if you push this button, your radio messages will be translated into Italian."

"This button you press if you want to say "leave me alone, I know what I am doing""

This is the button for pizza delivery; sorry no bratwurst button Seb

Mech 1: Here's some for Fernando's selfies.
Seb: Eh?
Mech 2: We had to do something with the ERS button...

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
• You may use up to three votes
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
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• Deadline for voting is Monday 22nd December 1600 GMT
• Good luck!

If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.
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[Flex0r]

AIN - one each

 

[Legro]

A - 1
D - 1
J - 1

 

[Famine]

JKQ - which I believe means I win this round of Scrabble.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

JKN
can't believe I missed this round! It was sure to win as well, having never got close to doing so before... I was saving up my humour to the end like a good stint on Pirelli's.

 

[Soundtrack]

F - 1
I - 1
K - 1

 

[zed300]

L2
F1

 

[NFX]

I2
D1

 

[TheBook]

D-1
J-1
P-1

 

[Jimlaad43]

@Touring Mars Mine isn't there

 

[Flex0r]

Possibly because you have been whammed too much, Sir Whamalot.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

F - 2
J - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

@Touring Mars Mine isn't there

Since you posted two entries, the most recent one is assumed to be your final entry unless you state otherwise

 

[Jimlaad43]

Since you posted two entries, the most recent one is assumed to be your final entry unless you state otherwise

Ah yes, sorry forgot to mark it.


KAN - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

I didn't miss your entry, it's been there since I posted the poll, so people are not allowed to change their votes.

 

[DK]

I - 2
H - 1

 

[niky]

The contest, I think she is FIN-ished.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

R-2
K-1

My Team boss is mad I can't buy/get a vote

C'mon everybody likes pizza eh

Peace, love and wellbeing to you all this Christmas and the best for the New Year

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[magpie1997]

INP

 

[Touring Mars]

My votes:

F - 1
I - 1
J - 1

Voting has been extended to 1600 GMT today 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry for the lack of a result as yet - busy holidaying and no laptop... I'll post up the result as soon as I can. In the meantime, I hope you all had a great Xmas! This is my first ever post from a tablet... no prizes for guessing what my Xmas pressie was

 

[Jimlaad43]

Sorry for the lack of a result as yet - busy holidaying and no laptop... I'll post up the result as soon as I can. In the meantime, I hope you all had a great Xmas! This is my first ever post from a tablet... no prizes for guessing what my Xmas pressie was

Paracetamol?

 

[NFX]

Sorry for the lack of a result as yet - busy holidaying and no laptop... I'll post up the result as soon as I can. In the meantime, I hope you all had a great Xmas! This is my first ever post from a tablet... no prizes for guessing what my Xmas pressie was

A Caterham drive?

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND ONE - Voting

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• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Monday 30th March 0900 GMT
  
• Good luck!

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Submitted Entries
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Hey Christian! Your Renault contract emergency exits are here, here and here!

"And then Sauber told me I had a contract with them..."

Mark mocks the under-performing McLaren team with his best impression of a snail.

Mark doing his impression of TM after he put 23th of March as the caption deadline.

After joining the Village People, Mark tells the world who won the Sauber Court Case.

"That plume of smoke is from Magnussen's car, and that plume of smoke is from Kvyat's!"

Mark performs a re-enactment of the parts flying off Maldonaldo's car.

Mark's response to being asked: So will Seb ever win another driver's championship?

Webber: "Nah seriously mate, the roos' ears were this big..."

Webber: "I saw John Connor, he went over there..."

"Arnold Classic? It's just a load of people going "ooh, which way is the beach?" whilst not realising they are pulling these ridiculous faces! Arnie should try the Tasmania challenge!"

"He's behind me, isn't he?"

I could tell you my opinion on this weekend's race.

But instead I'll show you through interperative dance.

"This is how you drive that McLaren."

Mark Webber. More entertaining than F1 since 2013.

First lap after safety car "The Mercedes are up there and the rest are back there."

Webber points out all the championship contenders for the year.

To entertain young Max Verstappen, Mark Webber tries his best to look like the jack-in-the-box he had in his childhood.

Mark taking Musical Statues very seriously.

And on this sheet of paper, I've listed all the teams that will be challenging Mercedes for the championship this year.

On his return to the paddock, Mark Webber demonstrates the latest version of the "I hate Sebastian Vettel dance."

If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.

 

[magpie1997]

GNQ

 

[DK]

AJK

 

[TheBook]

N-2
Q-1

 

[Jimlaad43]

PBG

 

[GTP_Ingram]

B - 1
I - 1
L - 1

 

[Soundtrack]

A - 1
K - 1
S - 1