F1 Caption Game 2018: VOTING - RD21 - Open to Mon 17th Dec 1000 GMTFormula 1

[XJ40]

H-1
N-1
Q-1

 

[zed300]

I-2
Q-1

 

[FerrariF1GT]

B -1
I - 1
Q -1

 

[Touring Mars]

Apologies for the delay - voting will be extended until 1800 BST today (approx. 8 hours from now)

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SEVEN - Voting​

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Friday 30th June 1000 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries​

"Why didn't you say, my fly was open.
I can't meet professor Xavier this way.
Now I'll never get accepted to his school for the gifted youngsters."

"Canada, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the star driver Hamilton. His continuing mission: to explore strange new apexes, to seek out new pole positions and new instagram posts, to boldly go in car number forty-four!"

Mechanic: "Avery Bullock?"
Lewis: "What d'you mean there's a birdhouse in my *ahem*'s?"

Sir Patrick Stewart is impressed to discover that Lewis has an inscription by Maya Angelou on his helmet

No, Lewis! Captain Picard doesn't want to see your own Senna tribute helmet.

Mechanic: "Sir Patrick congratulates you on your magnificent pole"

Mechanic: When I said, you might want to show him your helmet, that's not what I meant.

"Roscoe! No! Bad dog! When I said "bite below the belt of a British champion", I didn't mean down there! Go to Alonso's car, you're grounded!"

Patrick Stewart: "When Lewis said I could taste his champagne too, this isn't what I had in mind......"

Mechanic: Inspection complete, looks good Lewis.

Toto Wolff (just off-camera arm reaching for) : Your turn, Sir Patrick.

"Guys, I don't think we have a tool big enough to fix this."

"Don't worry, Lewis. We've sent Niki down to Ferrari to get Sebastian."

If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Please note that some entries may differ slightly from original posts as formatting of text is removed in the process of compiling the poll. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.

 

[Jimlaad43]

I have a feeling entries K and L were comments that were supposed to be in the Azerbaijan GP thread, rather than a caption here.
B - 2
F - 1

 

[Flex0r]

B - 1
F - 1
K - 1

 

[Pezzarinho17]

G2
F1

 

[Niku Driver HC]

K - 2
B - 1

 

[XJ40]

A-1
B-1
K-1

 

[Ryk]

A - 1
D - 1
I - 1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

B-2
A-1

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Goddammit. I didn't get any alerts even though I've subscribed to the other thread, so I completely missed the last round

Anyhoo
A - 1
B - 1
C - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

F - 2
E - 1

 

[Tyrone B]

E - 1
F - 1
G - 1

 

[TRGTspecialist]

(Sorry for missing the deadline!)

F - 2
K - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

Apologies, forgot about the poll and then had to go to the dentist

In future, I might have a 'provisional deadline' for voting to give you guys an idea of when I intend to post the results, and any votes posted prior to the results will be counted... it's a shame to discount votes after a deadline that I can't stick to myself!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Especially if they vote for my caption; though that is a rare occurrence; just like a McLaren Honda engine finishing a race

 

[zed300]

Busy week..sorry I forgot to vote.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I have a feeling entries K and L were comments that were supposed to be in the Azerbaijan GP thread, rather than a caption here.

I can't speak for entry L, but K was definitely intended as an entry as it was mine.

As a rule, could we maybe not comment on entries like this in the future? I could see a situation arising where someone says "I don't think this is an entry" and someone else sees it and think "I like it, but if it's not an entry, I won't vote for it" when it's a perfectly legitimate entry. It was a response to the current picture and submitted before the deadline, so referencing events from a subsequent race does not and should not invalidate it as an entry.

 

[Jimlaad43]

I can't speak for entry L, but K was definitely intended as an entry as it was mine.

As a rule, could we maybe not comment on entries like this in the future? I could see a situation arising where someone says "I don't think this is an entry" and someone else sees it and think "I like it, but if it's not an entry, I won't vote for it" when it's a perfectly legitimate entry. It was a response to the current picture and submitted before the deadline, so referencing events from a subsequent race does not and should not invalidate it as an entry.

The entries you see have been modified. The last entry we have here was originally m, but has been edited back to k because the two entries before shouldnt have been there. "and Palmer in the wall" being an entry posted at around the time Palmer crashed on Friday practice in the wrong thread is clearly not an entry.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND EIGHT - Voting

​

• Please see the rules in Post #1 before casting your vote
  
• You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
  
• Remember your vote is final and cannot be edited or changed, otherwise it will be discounted
  
• Please read all entries before voting
  
• Deadline for voting is Friday 14th July 1000 BST
  
• Good luck!

Submitted Entries
​

Renault finally reveal the new big end.

Mariah Carey shows how modified aero can increase your performance.

RIC: I love staring at the back of the Safety Carey

All I want for Christmas (but preferably the next race) is an upgraded Renault power unit - Mariah Carey ft. Red Bull Racing.

To boost Max's morale Christian asked the casting agency for a female singer who scored a recent hit.

Apparently they didn't Carey.

The Red Bull boys misunderstood the meaning of "Chase Carey" - but soon discovered what she'd do if you catch her...

Red Bull to test new wearable airbags device

Mariah - "Touch my bum kid, and I'll rip your arm out of the socket and beat you to death with the soggy end..."
Danno - "Mariah! Look a Camera. Big Smile for your fans!!"
Max --- "..."

Max still doesn't believe Dan when he said she used to be in the Spice Girls

Max's childhood dreams were dashed when Mariah spoke of her future hit song; What's in Dani's Shoe is True...

You want me to do what ??? With a shoe ???

Mariah shows Red Bull her own CFD technology - Carey Floatation Devices

"You look different today, Chase. Have you done something new with your hair?"

Daniel Ricciardo and Max Verstappen are delighted to find out that Red Bull doesn't just give you wings.

The Red Bull drivers seemed to agree with Mariah's suggestion that curves are more fun than straights.

Mariah: Hands on the wheel boys, not the rear differential!

If your entry is missing or inaccurate, please contact me via PM ASAP. Please note that some entries may differ slightly from original posts as formatting of text is removed in the process of compiling the poll. Sometimes entries may not be included in the poll if they are deemed inappropriate, but sometimes entries are omitted accidentally. If your entry is omitted in error, the poll can be amended and people who have already voted will be given the chance to re-cast their votes. In the event that a missing entry is not spotted in time, then 10 bonus points will be awarded in compensation.

 

[Ryk]

I - 1
M - 1
M - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

D
I
K

now now...

 

[Niku Driver HC]

O - 2
L - 1

 

[BlacqueJacques]

M-1
C-1
O-1

 

[Mike458]

DDP

 

[XJ40]

C-1
K-1
O-1

 

[zed300]

Double G
I-1

 

[Flex0r]

D - 1
I - 1
L - 1