In the interests of fairness/transparency, I have not counted your votes for F (my caption) because it may look like I was waiting for more votes by not closing the poll when I intended to, but thanks for voting for me anyway Fortunately it doesn't affect the result drastically anyway - results will be posted imminently.BF2
Bit late. Been out all week!
Well, it does kinda change the winner of the roundFortunately it doesn't affect the result drastically
For clarity, niky's vote for B was counted, I just didn't count his votes for my caption in this case.Well, it does kinda change the winner of the round
ANobody Expects the Spanish InPodiumPositions!
BFernando and Carlos have worked out that your more likely to win the race by walking than by relying on a Renault engine
CSainz: "♫ I'm being fitted for your seat tonight, your car is *****, Fernando. ♫"
DSainz: Are you taking your deckchair with you when you retire? I might need it myself.
E"One day Carlos, all of this will be yours"
FSainz: Wanna hear a joke? My name is Carlos - but I just got a new car!
GSainz: Dude where's my car!
HLook Carlos... Everything the light touches belongs to SOMEONE ELSE... See that shady area in the corner? That is McLaren. Your new home
IRumor has it you're leaving. Why? Did you hear the drums Fernando?
No. I guess you could say I saw the Sainz..
JFernando: You sick of yellow yet Carlos?
Carlos: Orange you retiring Fernando?
A♫ I've been Alonso with you inside my line,
And in my dreams I've crashed my car a thousand times,
I sometimes see you pass above my mirror
Halo... is it me you're looking for? ♫
BFernando regretted telling reporters "I will elevate McLaren to new heights in Belgium" before the race
CFernando discovers that the grind tricks he learned in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 do not translate into Grand Prix success.
DLa Source to be renamed "Eau Crappe!"
ECharles nearly succeeds at emulating Ayrton Senna by going for the gap...
FLiberty Media try rocket boosters, in an effort to increase overtaking.
GAlonso: Cool it Leclerc!
HFernando: Up, up, and away, in my beautiful, my beautiful, back marker!
A"Everyone make a wish.... where did Charles go?"
BCareful, it's a Brexit cake - you can either have it or eat it, but not both...
CCharles Leclerc gives a Charles Lecake to his Charles Leteammate on his Charles Lebirthday
DEricsson: "Kimi sent this cake over, but he part owns it"
EDo you think Kimi will appreciate this 'welcome to Sauber' cake, it's got icing man?
FEveryone tries to ignore the guy with the lighter's man bun
G"What's your wish Charles?"
"To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, to hear the lamentation of their women."
"Would you like a Ferrari seat instead?"
"That would be acceptable."
HGuy on the right: Good riddance, now we get Kimi. I hope he'll bring lot's of booze, I'm getting sick of the stale croissant Charles brings us.
IGuy with Lighter: *in head* Right as soon as this exploding candle is lit, run!
JJulien Simon-Chautemps: Wait until they find out I've laced the cake with LSD...