F1 Caption Game 2024 - ABU DHABIFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

Wait a sec, Hard tyres?

Ah crap that's a photo from the 2022 Australian GP
Crazy how similar the situation of the retirements was and how little different the car looks to then...

Will find a new photo ASAP

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Three - Australia

Entries by Monday 1st April 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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[desmodan]

George - 'So you'll be win , I'll be second and the alpine boys can op up the rest of the big points'.
Max - 'Sounds like a plan. See you on the podium '.

 

[Liquid]

"So George, what do you think it's like driving for a team getting left behind?"
"Haha, yeah that Lewis sure is stupid..."

 

[XJ40]

Max reminds George that in the event of an incident, always blame someone else.

 

[Flex0r]

George: Say Max wanna bet I can get someone a 20 second penalty without even colliding with them.

 

[ro_har_]

Max: I hope my brakes don't fail if I join you next year.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Four - Japan

(Picture nominated by @Flex0r)
Entries by Monday 15th April 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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[XJ40]

Ayao asks if a little light cupping is okay, instead of what Kevin usually prefers.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Kevin is caught trying to convince Ayao to do his "Down Low, Too Slow" routine to Pierre and Esteban as they all pass

 

[Touring Mars]

FF1 Rebirth: Hojo explains to Cloud that he was never a real Soldier

 

[Liquid]

"Look, just because you slightly resemble Sebastian Vettel doesn't mean you can spread those rumours about a Mercedes drive..."

 

[desmodan]

Don't worry Kev. Alonso's running a gp2 motor to save mileage and the Williams is held together with duct tape.

(if you can't fix it with duct tape, then your not using enough duct tape)

 

[ro_har_]

If you finish this race I will take you to a nice girls bar

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round THREE Results - Australia
1: @XJ40 - 7 votes (25 pts)
2: @desmodan - 5 votes (18 pts)
3: @Flex0r - 4 votes (15 pts)
4=: @Liquid, @ro_har_ - 1 vot (11 pts)

Max reminds George that in the event of an incident, always blame someone else.​

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Flex0r* - 56
2: XJ40* - 47
3: Liquid - 37

4: Touring Mars* - 25
5: desmodan - 25
6: Jimlaad43 - 23
7: ro_har_ - 18
8: Peter. - 16

A win for @XJ40 in a low-entry field helps establish a bit of a breakaway top three after the first three rounds. What will happen next?​

 

[desmodan]

Yea 2nd place . That's a win in today's money .

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round FOUR Results - Japan
1: @Liquid - 7 votes (25 pts)
2: @XJ40 - 5 votes (18 pts)
3=: @Jimlaad43, @ro_har_ - 4 votes (13 pts)
5: @Touring Mars - 3 votes (10 pts)
6: @desmodan - 1 vote (8 pts)

"Look, just because you slightly resemble Sebastian Vettel doesn't mean you can spread those rumours about a Mercedes drive..."​

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: XJ40* - 65
2: Liquid* - 62
3: Flex0r* - 56

4: Jimlaad43 - 36
5: Touring Mars* - 35
6: desmodan - 33
7: ro_har_ - 31
8: Peter. - 16

@Liquid becomes the fourth winner from four as they jump into second place. 20 points separate 3rd to 4th, is this a breakaway that won't be caught in the next 20 rounds?​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Five - China

(Apologies for lack of Pixels)
Entries by Monday 29th April 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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[Touring Mars]

Visa Cash App to go contactless next season

 

[ro_har_]

Max reacting to the winning final throw from the F1 drivers bowling tournament.

 

[Liquid]

Verstappen does not react well to the music video of the song "They see me Strollin', they hatin' "

 

[XJ40]

Daniel Ricciardo: The Honeybadger.
Valentino Rossi: The Doctor.
Lance Stroll: The Proctologist.

 

[Jimlaad43]

"♫♪♪ I'm an Aston Martin
That you steered straight into Daniel Ricciardo ♪♪♫"

 

[Pupik]

Everyone knows Professor Rubberneck hails from Canada.

 

[Flex0r]

How to cut down on (V)CARBS, Stroll and Magnussen show how it got them back on track.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round FIVE Results - China
1: @Touring Mars - 9 votes (25 pts)
2: @XJ40 - 6 votes (18 pts)
3: @Pupik - 3 votes (15 pts)
4: @ro_har_ - 2 votes (12 pts)
5: @Liquid - 1 vote (10 pts)

Visa Cash App to go contactless next season​

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: XJ40* - 83
2: Liquid* - 72
3: Touring Mars** - 60
4: Flex0r* - 56
5: ro_har_ - 43
6: Jimlaad43 - 36
7: desmodan - 33
8: Peter. - 16
9: Pupik - 15

The first double winner of the year is @Touring Mars who leaps up into the top 3.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Six - Miami

Entries by Tuesday 14th May 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

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[XJ40]

The Zak Brown waxwork was fooling everyone in Miami.

 

[ro_har_]

Look at that person, but don't make it obvious

 

[Jimlaad43]

"I think Oscar just trumped on Trump"