F1 Caption Game 2024 - São PauloFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

Round TWELVE Results - France
1: @Redneckchef - 12 votes (25 pts)
2: @Touring Mars - 9 votes (18 pts)
3=: @Blitz24, @ro_har_ - 4 votes (13 pts)
5: @Famine - 3 votes (10 pts)
6=: @XJ40, @Liquid - 2 votes (7 pts)

Everyone runs for their life as Ferrari's Chief Strategist escapes his cage​

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1=: Liquid*, Famine* - 131
3: XJ40 - 114

4: Touring Mars** - 110
5: Redneckchef** - 109
6=: ro_har_, Blitz24 - 84
8: Jimlaad43 - 69
9: Pupik** - 57
10: Peter. - 43
11: MaxAttack - 31
12: Flex0r - 30
13: SVT Cobra GT - 14
14: sum1s2pid - 12
15: rsh* - 0

Victory for Redneckchef brings them within 5 points of the top 3, as Liquid and Famine end up tied at the top of the standings with 131 points and 2 wins apiece.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round THIRTEEN Results - Hungary
1: @Liquid - 6 votes (25 pts)
2=: @Blitz24, @XJ40 - 5 votes (16 pts)
4: @Touring Mars - 4 votes (12 pts)
5=: @Famine, @Pupik - 3 votes (9 pts)
7: @Jimlaad43 - 2 votes (6 pts)
8=: @Redneckchef, @ro_har_ - 1 vote (3 pts)

​

The hottest video game of the year is finally released - Goat Simulator 2​

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid*** - 156
2: Famine** - 140
3: XJ40^ - 130

4: Touring Mars** - 122
5: Redneckchef** - 112
6: Blitz24 - 100
7: ro_har_ - 87
8: Jimlaad43 - 75
9: Pupik*^* - 57
10: Peter. - 43
11: MaxAttack - 31
12: Flex0r - 30
13: SVT Cobra GT - 14
14: sum1s2pid - 12
15: rsh* - 0

Win #3 for Liquid puts them at the top of the standings by 16 points as we head into the summer break.
​

 

[Touring Mars]

Charles doesn't know how to feel about being in a Williams sandwich

It could have been worse, it could have been Serena and Venus...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Fourteen - BELGIUM

Entries by Monday 5th September 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round. With lots of entries now it's even more crucial that you don't miss out on voting. It is not the host's obligation to tag you to remind you to vote.​

 

[Liquid]

"No-one must know that I dropped my glasses on the floor. Not me, the man who drafted Pastor Maldonado's Williams contract."

 

[Blitz24]

Toto trying the toe-tap hopscotch.

 

[Famine]

After a paddock visit from Ferrari CEO Benedetto Vigna, Toto Wolff nearly trips over all that remains of Mattia Binotto...

 

[Redneckchef]

Seeing the fallen glasses Toto has to be careful not to accidentally step in a pile of Ferrari strategy he smells nearby.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Lewis Hamilton was disappointed when he found out that Toto's talk of a "New Spec" wasn't his car...

 

[Liquid]

Toto blesses the rains down in a free Spa.

parc ferme

 

[Touring Mars]

Toto Wolff is frustrated once again as Lewis makes a spectacle of himself at Spa

 

[XJ40]

Toto: "Mercedes better then Ferrari, forgeddaboutit"

 

[ro_har_]

Toto realising he has a hole in is pocket

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Fifteen - NETHERLANDS

Entries by Monday 12th September 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round. With lots of entries now it's even more crucial that you don't miss out on voting. It is not the host's obligation to tag you to remind you to vote.​

 

[Liquid]

Yes, Yuki, just park it right there. Dank je wel.

 

[Redneckchef]

That's the prick that threw the flare at me. Get 'em!

 

[Blitz24]

Wow, I can see my house from the track.

 

[Famine]

"I'm sorry but I simply will not drive another metre while that man wearing a #11 cap is in amongst my fans."

Spoiler: Rejected entry

"A female fan who hasn't been cat-called and sexually harassed! Get her!"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Max's season is going so well, even when he breaks down he gets a Point.

 

[ro_har_]

Max pointing out the only yellow in a sea of orange

 

[XJ40]

"His name, is Michael Caine, he doesn't like the Dutch"

 

[Touring Mars]

Max Verpointin

 

[Flex0r]

Max: Hey Charles and Carlos, look that random dude over there will probably be a better strategist for your team!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round FOURTEEN Results - Belgium
1: @Famine - 13 votes (25 pts)
2: @Jimlaad43 - 6 votes (18 pts)
3: @Redneckchef - 4 votes (15 pts)
4: @Touring Mars - 3 votes (12 pts)
5: @Liquid - 2 votes (10 pts)
6=: @XJ40, @ro_har_ - 1 vote (7 pts)

After a paddock visit from Ferrari CEO Benedetto Vigna, Toto Wolff nearly trips over all that remains of Mattia Binotto...​

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid*** - 166
2: Famine*** - 165
3: XJ40^ - 137

4: Touring Mars** - 134
5: Redneckchef** - 127
6: Blitz24 - 100
7: ro_har_ - 94
8: Jimlaad43 - 93
9: Pupik*^* - 57
10: Peter. - 43
11: MaxAttack - 31
12: Flex0r - 30
13: SVT Cobra GT - 14
14: sum1s2pid - 12
15: rsh* - 0

Famine's third win of the year puts him 1 point behind Liquid at the top of the standings. This is going to be a close one!​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Sixteen - ITALY

Entries by Monday 19th September 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round. With lots of entries now it's even more crucial that you don't miss out on voting. It is not the host's obligation to tag you to remind you to vote.​

 

[Blitz24]

Ohhh, who's holding a Mobius trophy up in the air? SpongeGeorge Squarepants!

 

[Touring Mars]

When the Limited Slip Differential kicks in

 

[Liquid]

When Mercedes told Russell he needed to be more animated in his public relations, this wasn't quite what he had in mind.

 

[XJ40]

George Russell stars in the latest movie: Spongebob Squarepants and the Multicoloured Calamari!!!

 

[ro_har_]

George Russell:
"I understand that, without my agreement, Nickelodeon have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am voicing SpongeBob Squarepants for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Nickelodeon for 2023. I will not be voicing any character for Nickelodeon next year."