F1 Caption Game 2024 - São PauloFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

Lance Stroll is caught leaving Skid Marks at Turd 4

 

[Blitz24]

Stroll-ing towards a crap (is this allowed)?

 

[ro_har_]

Here we see Zak Browns hiding spot after a horrid race for McLaren

 

[Flex0r]

Doodie reduction system enabled

 

[XJ40]

Mercedes reveal their chief designer: Steve-O

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round FOUR Results - Azerbaijan

1: @XJ40 - 6 votes (25 pts)
2: @Touring Mars - 5 votes (18 pts)
3: @Blitz24 - 4 votes (15 pts)
4=: @Redneckchef, @Liquid, @Famine - 3 votes (10 pts)
7: @ro_har_ - 2 votes (6 pts)
8: @Jimlaad43 - 1 vote (4 pts)

Kevin boosts the team coffers by taking the younger kids' lunch money.​

Current totals for the season are:

(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Touring Mars*^ - 77
2: XJ40* - 63
3: Famine* - 53

4: Liquid^ - 50
5: redneckchef - 34
6: Jimlaad43 - 32
7: ro_har_ - 27
8: Pupik - 18
9: Blitz24 - 15​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round FIVE - Miami
1=: @Pupik, @Redneckchef, @Flex0r - 6 votes (19 Pts)
4: @Liquid - 4 votes (12 Pts)
5=: @Famine, @Jimlaad43 - 2 votes (9 Pts)
7=: @Touring Mars, @Blitz24, @ro_har_, @XJ40 - 1 votes (3 Pts)

Plan P​

Here in Miami we visit the Stewards working in their Office​

Doodie reduction system enabled​

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Touring Mars*^ - 80
2: XJ40* - 66
3: Famine* - 62
4: Liquid^ - 62

5: redneckchef^ - 53
6: Jimlaad43 - 41
7: Pupik^ - 37
8: ro_har_ - 30
9: Flex0r^ - 19
10: Blitz24 - 18​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Six - Monaco

Image selected by @Redneckchef

Entries by Monday 5th June 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[XJ40]

The toilets at Monaco left a lot to be desired.

 

[Flex0r]

After parking the car, Lewis immediately resumes his fitness routine.

 

[ro_har_]

Lewis finds a moment to practice his parkour

 

[Redneckchef]

Lewis finally finds a way to put the whole field behind him again.

 

[Giz WCR-666]

...here we have Lewis Hamilton of Great Britain on the uneven bars..
he's getting ready for the dismount...!

6.5

 

[Blitz24]

Lewis is taking the directive to enjoy the Monaco playground to heart.

 

[Liquid]

Hamilton in F1 limbo.

 

[Pupik]

Maybe now Mercedes will get around to raising the bar.

 

[Touring Mars]

Lewis Hamilton grabs pole at Monaco

 

[Famine]

After a year and a half of carrying all development on the Mercedes car, Hamilton decides to try carrying an entire F1 circuit.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Lewis swaps his Zero pods for a Zero Naughty Seat

 

[XJ40]

"PRIVATE HAMILTON YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU CAN'T DO ONE PULL UP? GET DOWN OFF MY OBSTACLE!"

"Sir yes sir"

Final entry

 

[desmodan]

Oi! Get off my fence. It's not a bloody climbing frame.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Seven - Spain

Entries by Monday 5th June 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Liquid]

"This isn't what I had in mind when the team said I'd be getting a pizza the action."

 

[Famine]

"Please make it out to 'Andrew Tate'."

 

[XJ40]

"Stop signing it! I want you to put it in the bin!"

 

[Jimlaad43]

De Vries discovers what Ferrari means when they say "Box Box"

 

[Blitz24]

"One order of Pizza and De Vries, to go please."

 

[Redneckchef]

De Vries misunderstood his instructions to sign up for boxing to improve his focus

 

[ro_har_]

New entry on the list of weirdest things Nyck has signed

 

[Touring Mars]

For one lucky fan, this moment will take some topping