F1 Caption Game 2024 - São PauloFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Only two races in, and Ferrari are back to the drawing board already.

 

[Flex0r]

Carlos: Should I undo a few buttons?
Charles: Absolutely not, that's where I draw the line!

 

[Jimlaad43]

F1 Caption Game 2023 VOTING: Saudi Arabia Open

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Voting is now open for Saudi Arabia

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round TWO Results - Saudi Arabia

1: @Touring Mars - 11 votes (25 PTS)
2: @Famine - 6 votes (18 PTS)
3=: @Blitz24, @Liquid, @Jimlaad43, @XJ40 - 3 votes (11 PTS)
7=: @Redneckchef, @ro_har_ - 2 votes (7 PTS)

Only two races in, and Ferrari are back to the drawing board already.​

Current totals for the season are:

(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Touring Mars* - 37
2: Famine* - 33
3: XJ40 - 23

4: redneckchef - 19
5=: Jimlaad43, Liquid, Pupik - 18
8: ro_har_ - 11​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Three - Australia

Entries by Monday 10th April 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Blitz24]

I hate how the team is making me eat so many bananas. Why can't they just give me the peels to toss out of the car instead?

 

[Liquid]

Tsunoda's request to be top banana didn't go according to plan.

 

[ro_har_]

Tsunoda was a little bit disappointed at the teams big suprise for him scoring his first point of the season.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Yuki is disappointed to be told by Race Control to stop eating his banana after he dropped the sticker on the floor, causing a Safety Car and Red Flag.
"Lunch to be resumed in 10 minutes."

 

[XJ40]

"This boomerang tastes funny"

 

[Famine]

Tsunoda gets flashbacks to his earlier life, back when he worked for Felonious Gru.

 

[Redneckchef]

Yuki starts to question the purpose of the new training exercises the team is requesting.

 

[Touring Mars]

Yuki Tsunoda is disappointed with his split times.

 

[Pupik]

Yuki takes a break due to de Vries on the track.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round THREE Results - Australia

1=: @Liquid, @Touring Mars - 10 votes (22 pts)
3: @XJ40 - 5 votes (15 pts)
4=: @ro_har_, @Jimlaad43, @Famine - 2 votes (10 pts)
7=: @Redneckchef, @Pupik (no vote) - 1 votes (5 pts)

Tsunoda's request to be top banana didn't go according to plan.​

Yuki Tsunoda is disappointed with his split times.​

Current totals for the season are:

(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Touring Mars*^ - 59
2: Famine* - 43
3: Liquid^ - 40

4: XJ40 - 38
5: Jimlaad43 - 28
6: redneckchef - 24
7: ro_har_ - 21
8: Pupik - 18​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Four - Azerbaijan

Entries by Monday 8th May 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Redneckchef]

I can't see the Red Bulls from this far back, can you?

 

[Jimlaad43]

KMag: So you've been racing in...?
NDV: Formula E, yeah.
KMag: And that's mostly on road circuits? Or...
NDV: Street Circuits
PG: Yeah, so you're used to walls being close to the racing line?
NDV: Yes
KMag: And you were champion?
NDV: Yes!
PG: So why have you hit more walls than anyone else this weekend?
NDV: ...

 

[Liquid]

"Nick, why have you used so much of Pierre's ice spray?"
"de Vries de pain."

 

[ro_har_]

Pierre keeping watch over Kev and Nyck's staring contest

 

[Touring Mars]

KMag: So, what are your plans for the rest of Qualifying?

 

[Blitz24]

Kmag to NDV: Well Nyck, while you're here, since Pierre caught on fire, it's your job to be hit by Ericsson in order to fully celebrate Grosjean weekend at Baku.

 

[XJ40]

Kevin boosts the team coffers by taking the younger kids' lunch money.

 

[Famine]

Magnussen: So, one of you always lies and the other always tells the truth, and I've got one question to work out which is which? Okay: "Would you like to suck my balls, honey?"
De Vries: Yes.
Gasly: Yes.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Five - Miami

Entries by Monday 15th May 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round.​

 

[Liquid]

Spotted: Jacques Villeneuve

 

[Pupik]

Plan P

 

[Touring Mars]

Portaloo-is Hamilton

 

[Famine]

Pass the Deucie on your left hand side.

 

[Redneckchef]

Here in Miami we visit the Stewards working in their Office