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F - 2
E - 1
E - 1
A:
How it started: Mohammed Ben Sulayem promises a nail-biter in Abu Dhabi
How it's going: see picture
B:
Jack fully aware he has more words up his sleeves than the FIA knows about
C:
Jack Doohan finds out that there was indeed still some superglue on his glovetip.
D:
"A teammate once tried to test me. I ate him, with some brie, and a nice bordeaux"
E:
"this would have been better if it had been cooked on the barbie.... Now where's my budgie smugglers?"
F:
"I'm looking forward to my Grand Prix debut, I can't wait to get my teeth into it!"
G:
Holy...... they are made from kangaroo, Mark wasn't joking.
H:
See, because of me, now they have a warning.
Bahrain
It appears that Zhou's seat is at Stake!
Saudi Arabia
Sainz of things to come
Australia
Max reminds George that in the event of an incident, always blame someone else.
Japan
"Look, just because you slightly resemble Sebastian Vettel doesn't mean you can spread those rumours about a Mercedes drive..."
China
Visa Cash App to go contactless next season
Miami 1
Look at that person, but don't make it obvious
Miami 2
"Hey, Lando, you know it's Star Wars weekend?"
"Zak, the time has come... pass this instruction to Magnussen - execute Order 66."
Emilia-Romagna
Albon shocked as Tsunoda grabs pole
Monaco
Sergio asks Kevin and Nico to move over a bit for the 2nd time today.
Canada
You've heard about elf on a shelf, now it's time for Esteban on a stepped back van.
Spain 1
Max: Ah I see they forgot to charge the Lewis interviewbot again.
Spain 2
Having already signed for Ferrari next year, Hamilton takes a Laid Back approach to 2024
Austria 1
Horner regrets asking Flavio what he did last week
Austria 2
CH: Thanks for the advice on how to make your second driver crash, but how do I stop him doing it?
United Kingdom
Law and Tsunoda
Hungary
Charles: What do you mean "Your team got the strategy wrong but you still won"?
Belgium
George Russell fist bumps the engineer who reminded him to go to the toilet before the race started.
Netherlands 1
The Armco Worrier
Netherlands 2
Sargeant major malfunction
Italy
Lewis hoping to win £250
Azerbaijan
Lewis: Hey Franco, is this the queue for the swear jar?
Singapore
As soon as the Finns hear the term "it's like a sauna here", Mika and Valtteri try their absolute best to keep all their clothes on despite their inner desires
United States
ALO fought the LAW, and the LAW won.
Mexico City 1
Competition for next year's seat
Mexico City 2
Perez: "I heard you say you wanted the Red Ball for your seat, right?"
Lawson: "Yeah, something like that."
São Paulo 1
The sunny weather disaPierred and turned Gasly.
São Paulo 2
Winterlagos
São Paulo 3
How to look after your racing driver:
Don't expose to sunlight,
Don't get it wet,
And don't feed it after midnight.
Las Vegas
Rebuild-your-williams.pdf
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Qatar
"Nico, are you sure this is the way to the 2025 grid?"
Abu Dhabi
How it started: Mohammed Ben Sulayem promises a nail-biter in Abu Dhabi
How it's going: see picture