F1 Caption Game 2024 VOTING: USAFormula 1

[Pezzarinho17]

B - 1
D - 2

 

[Jimlaad43]

BAHRAIN GRAND PRIX 2020 VOTING

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You have three votes which may be split two ways (2-1) or three ways (1-1-1)
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A
Mercedes announces its new driver who is replacing Lewis for this weeks Sakhir Grand Prix.

B
When asking the internet to name the new F1 mascot the result is as expected: Barky McBarkface

C
Ferrari furious as 1:18 scale model of their 2021 car is leaked.

D
When called in front of the Stewards for improperly entering the track, strap on your harness and give them your saddest eyes.

E
With the need for a backup in case Aitken tests positive, Williams turns to the only reserve they can...

F
A dog is for life, nearly didn't see Christmas

G
Otmar Szaf-schnauzer tests the new Racing Point DRS - Dog Restraint System.

 

[Flex0r]

D - 1
G - 2

 

[Jimlaad43]

why aye it's DEC man - 1 each

 

[Pezzarinho17]

F2
C1

 

[ro_har_]

E - 1
F - 1
G - 1

 

[XJ40]

B
E
G

No pun intended.

 

[MaxAttack]

A gets 1
C gets 2

 

[Touring Mars]

BDG

 

[Mike-ZENKAI]

D - 2
G - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

SAKHIR GRAND PRIX 2020 VOTING

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A
"So according to this ARAI user instruction manual, the helmet is supposed to fit lower down on my head?"

B
So this is how we gonna make sure Perez can win the race

C
Stupid Daniil, he dropped the manual in cement? AAAAHHHH, English side ruined, must use Spanish instructions! EL CASCO? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

D
"Put this inside your glove, it should provide cushioning from gravel hitting your fingers."

"How?"

"Paper beats rock."

E
Engineer: Pierre, we checked online for what could sooth the pain on your fingers, it suggests to remove your arm.

*helmet pops up on its own*

Pierre: What!!

F
New game out now: F1 Whack A Mole

G
"The data suggests if you can match Russell's height, you can match his pace..."

H
Tech: Here's the itinerary for our work Christmas night out
Gasly: It's blank...

I
"Hmm... I think we should try running on the Oasis Circuit next season."

 

[Touring Mars]

ADE - 1 each

 

[ro_har_]

F - 1
G - 2

 

[XJ40]

A
G
H

 

[Jimlaad43]

D2 A1

 

[MaxAttack]

C
D
E

One each

 

[VulcanSpirit]

C - 1
D - 1
G - 1

 

[Mike-ZENKAI]

A - 1
G - 2

 

[Roo]

C - 1
F - 1
H - 1

 

[Jimlaad43]

ABU DHABI GRAND PRIX 2020 VOTING

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A
K-Mag: You boys know where I can get a seat?
Perez: Oh, I don't have one, honest...
Latifi: *whistling*

B
Mag: "I hear you have been talking to a certain team principal Checo?"
Lat: "Wait your going to Mercedes?"
Checo: "I wish"

C
Magnussen explains that Gunthers door just 'fell'

D
LAT: I've got a seat next year, have either of you two got one?
PER: Yeah, at Red Bull
MAG: Yeah, a 2005 León with 5 doors and electric windows!

E
Perez: Looking forward to a thrilling race!
Latifi: Yeh, I'm looking forward to Melbourne next year too.

 

[XJ40]

A
D
E

 

[Jimlaad43]

C - 2
E - 1

 

[Touring Mars]

A - 1
C - 1
D - 1

 

[ro_har_]

C - 1
D - 1
E - 1

 

[Mike-ZENKAI]

A - 1
C - 1
E - 1

 

[MaxAttack]

B - 1
D - 2

 

[Pezzarinho17]

ADE

 

[Jimlaad43]

CAPTION OF THE YEAR VOTING
Please vote for your top captions of the year. You have 5 votes to hand out, with a maximum of three for a single caption. You may vote for your own captions if you won a round, but a maximum of two votes can go to captions you entered.

Austria:
LN: This year's schedule looks a bit short...
Tech: It is, but all races matter.
LN: Yeh, so Lewis keeps saying...

Styria:
Here we see Max being a good lad, helping Ferrari search for their hopes and dreams.

Hungary:
No idea if you have coronavirus, but the bug in your ear is moving at 32 mph.

Great Britain:
LH: And this way, Racing Point can really get in there and have a good look around the brake ducts...

70th Anniversary:
"Alex, come look at what Danny Ric left on the seat"

Spain:
Grosjean finally gets to perform in front of an audience that loves him.

Belgium:
"Nothing to worry about - Claire and Frank have given me their full support."

Italy:
"So Lance, why did you bottle the restart?"
"I Succumbed to Pierre Pressure"

Tuscany Ferrari 1000:
Seb: Believe me, I've seen this in videogames, rubberbanding will ensure we stay close to the leading cars.

Engineer: *facepalm*

 

[Jimlaad43]

Russia:
"So Franz, how are your drivers performing this season?"
"Well, Pierre is pulling it together, while Daniil seems to be losing focus."

Eifel:
Moetry in motion

Portugal:
Move over Charles, the mane attraction is here

Emilia-Romagna
"Don't get too far ahead or Lewis will start complaining that his tyres are dead again"

Turkey:
Lance Pole and Max Versecond

Bahrain:
Otmar Szaf-schnauzer tests the new Racing Point DRS - Dog Restraint System.

Sakhir:
"The data suggests if you can match Russell's height, you can match his pace..."

Abu Dhabi:
LAT: I've got a seat next year, have either of you two got one?
PER: Yeah, at Red Bull
MAG: Yeah, a 2005 León with 5 doors and electric windows!

 

[Mike-ZENKAI]

Austria - 2
Styria - 1
Russia - 1
Emilia-Romagna - 1

To all best wishes and a healthy 2021.
@Jimlaad43 thanks for this thread.