F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[prisonermonkeys]

Jean Todt: "Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?"

Max Mosley: "No."

Jean Todt: "A Royale with cheese."

Max Mosley: "Royale with cheese?"

Jean Todt: "A Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?"

Max Mosley: "Because of the metric system?"

Jean Todt: "Check out the big brain on Max! You are one smart mother ... it's
a shame you used it to run Formula One into the ground the way you did."​

 

[livemusic]

Max: Mr. Todt, could you please stand up so we can make the announcement?

Todt: I already am.

 

[Sureboss]

Jean Todt: Max, we're holding a leaving party for you, to celebrate your many years in the sports.

Max Mosley: Excellent, do I need to bring anything? Clothes? Chains? Latex?

 

[daan]

Todt - Did you know that FIA President is an anagram of "Pirated Fines"

Mosely - You'll fit in just fine...

 

[Soundtrack]

Jean Todt: “Spread the word: seniors citizens get free lunch at Abu Dhabi!”

And before this turns into a “Omnisgate”:

Jean Todt: “I’m afraid Michelle and I could not agree about “the furniture”, so could you please pack it away before you leave the office?”

 

[PeterJB]

Todt: Please, Sir, I want some more!

 

[Touring Mars]

Jean Todt kneels before the outgoing President to take the solemn FIA oath...


"Do you swear that you will always be truthful?"

"I do"​

"...always put the interests of motorsport first?"

"I will"​

"...and uphold standards of decency and integrity befitting of the office of the President?"

"I will"​

"Have we got nothing in common?!?"

 

[TS]

Sorry Jean, you have to be this tall to be FIA president.

 

[Ian Poole]

(Theme to Mastermind starts playing)

MM: Your name?
JT: Jean Todt
MM: Occupation?
JT: New FIA President
MM: Your chosen specialised subject?
JT: One hundred and one ways that i will do a better job than Max Mosley

 

[LewyOs]

Max Mosely: Ah Jean, when can I expect delivery of that Ferrari FXX you promised me?

 

[Omnis]

Todt: "Max, there are rumors that Reubens knows about... the buffet. I fear there will be a shortage of prime rib."
Mosley: "... There will be severe punishment for whomever consumes my prime rib."

"... By the way, the prime rib is delicious."

 

[Pescara for GT5]

Yo Dawg, I heard you like looking at FIA Presidents, so we put Jean Todt next to Max Mosley so you can look at an FIA President, while you look at an FIA President

 

[orimarc]

Mosley: So...2 cheeseburgers, 2 sodas, a chicken salad and a FIA Presidency? That'll be 17.50$.

 

[Only_in_f1]

Max: (Singing)

 

[Smallhorses]

Todt: "Ok, Max, I'm on my knees now! This is getting humiliating, everyone's watching!
What is the last step I have to take to buy, ahem, I mean win your vote?"

Mosely: "Crawl under the tablecloth Jean, you do know where I'm going with this, right? "

Todt: "Ugh, eew, oh very well then. Wait a moment, there's no room in there.
What's that? Oh. My. God. You've got Vatanen down there already?
Is there no limit to the depravity of an FIA President?"

Vatenen (*muffled*): "Mmaagffyuubsstrdd!"

Mosely: "Oh yeah baby!!!"​

 

[yeti]

JT: The king is dead.
MM: Long live the King.

C.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final Entry

Max Mosley: "Jean, we've decided that in order to maintain transparency, we're going to display
your evey move on the giant electronic scoreboard behind me. We call it the Todt'em Pole."​

 

[TS]

Updated Entry:

Max - Jean, for once I am putting my bias toward Ferrari aside; no I will not accept your Ferrari 458 in trade for my FIA presidency.

 

[zed300]

Max: (whispering) See this book I'm flipping pages in, Jean. Well you must keep this safe. It's very important.

Jean: Ok OK , What is it?

Max: It's the personal assistant list that comes...*wink wink*...with the job...*wink wink*..​

 

[mipuumal]

*After the results of the vote have been revealed*

Todt: YAY!!!

Mosley: Meet the new boss...

Vatanen (out of shot): Same as the old boss...

 

[mPWRD]

Todt: What're we going to do tonight, Max?
Mosley: Same thing we do every night, Jean. Try and take over the world!

 

[Touring Mars]

Final Entry

-

(Bonus Entry)

 

[TS]

That is so hilarious TM!

 

[Ian Poole]

That is so hilarious TM!

Absolutely, someone give him the chmpionship now!

We officially dub Touring Mars, Jimme Johnson

 

[Sureboss]

Right, your final captions of the season need to be in by when I get back from ump course. So about another 6 hours.

 

[Alex.]

Not an entry

 

[livemusic]

Wow! Kimi is really cute!

 

[PeterJB]

 

[Sureboss]

Just waiting for a reply from someone then we are good to go with voting.

 

[mipuumal]

Just waiting for a reply from someone then we are good to go with voting.

I'm someone!