F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[RACECAR]

Wow! Kimi is really cute!

I'm someone!

But then the question is: Are you someone special?

 

[Pescara for GT5]

But then the question is: Are you someone special?

Dude, you just whoa, you just blew my mind, no no no, you blew my soul.

 

[SUPER NUMBBER]

Wow..last time I checked Nico Rosberg didn't have such long hair...

 

[mPWRD]

Wow! Kimi is really cute!

Umm...


Umm...


Never mind.

 

[TS]

Wow..last time I checked Nico Rosberg didn't have such long hair...

Despite that picture not being part of the competition, the caption wins.

 

[Sureboss]

Okay, not waiting any longer.
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Round 17 voting

Captions:

interludes

Max Mosley: "Jean, we've decided that in order to maintain transparency, we're going to display
your evey move on the giant electronic scoreboard behind me. We call it the Todt'em Pole."

livemusic - aka FatAssBr

Max: Mr. Todt, could you please stand up so we can make the announcement?

Todt: I already am.

Sureboss

Jean Todt: Max, we're holding a leaving party for you, to celebrate your many years in the sports.

Max Mosley: Excellent, do I need to bring anything? Clothes? Chains? Latex?

daan

Todt - Did you know that FIA President is an anagram of "Pirated Fines"

Mosely - You'll fit in just fine...

Soundtrack

Jean Todt: “I’m afraid Michelle and I could not agree about “the furniture”, so could you please pack it away before you leave the office?”

PeterJB

Todt: Please, Sir, I want some more!

Touring Mars

TS

Max - Jean, for once I am putting my bias toward Ferrari aside; no I will not accept your Ferrari 458 in trade for my FIA presidency.

Ian Poole

(Theme to Mastermind starts playing)

MM: Your name?
JT: Jean Todt
MM: Occupation?
JT: New FIA President
MM: Your chosen specialised subject?
JT: One hundred and one ways that i will do a better job than Max Mosley

LewyOs

Max Mosely: Ah Jean, when can I expect delivery of that Ferrari FXX you promised me?

Omnis

Todt: "Max, there are rumors that Reubens knows about... the buffet. I fear there will be a shortage of prime rib."
Mosley: "... There will be severe punishment for whomever consumes my prime rib."

"... By the way, the prime rib is delicious."

Pescara for GT5

Yo Dawg, I heard you like looking at FIA Presidents, so we put Jean Todt next to Max Mosley so you can look at an FIA President, while you look at an FIA President

orimarc

Mosley: So...2 cheeseburgers, 2 sodas, a chicken salad and a FIA Presidency? That'll be 17.50$.

Only_in_f1

Max: (Singing)

Smallhorses

Todt: "Ok, Max, I'm on my knees now! This is getting humiliating, everyone's watching!
What is the last step I have to take to buy, ahem, I mean win your vote?"

Mosely: "Crawl under the tablecloth Jean, you do know where I'm going with this, right? "

Todt: "Ugh, eew, oh very well then. Wait a moment, there's no room in there.
What's that? Oh. My. God. You've got Vatanen down there already?
Is there no limit to the depravity of an FIA President?"

Vatenen (*muffled*): "Mmaagffyuubsstrdd!"

Mosely: "Oh yeah baby!!!"

yeti

JT: The king is dead.
MM: Long live the King.

zed300

Max: (whispering) See this book I'm flipping pages in, Jean. Well you must keep this safe. It's very important.

Jean: Ok OK , What is it?

Max: It's the personal assistant list that comes...*wink wink*...with the job...*wink wink*..

mipuumal

*After the results of the vote have been revealed*

Todt: YAY!!!

Mosley: Meet the new boss...

Vatanen (out of shot): Same as the old boss...

mPWRD

Mosley: Where's my ring?
Todt: On your finger, sir...
Mosley: Not my engagement ring... my ring! Haven't you heard... "one ring to rule them all" et cetera, et cetera?
Todt: That's why you don't leave it on the table sir...
Mosley (yelling): BERNIE!!

The season's winner shall be decided on Sunday night UK time, so get voting!

 

[zed300]

1. LewyOs
2. daan

 

[livemusic]

1 - orimarc
2 - zed300

 

[daan]

1 FatliveassmusicBr
2 Smallhorses

 

[orimarc]

1 - Sureboss
2 - Ian Poole

 

[PeterJB]

1. Pescara For GT5
2. Omnis

 

[LewyOs]

1. Soundtrack
2. livemusic

 

[Pescara for GT5]

1. PeterJB
2. Daan

 

[Smallhorses]

1. interludes
2. daan

 

[peterjford]

1. daan
2. Touring Mars

 

[yeti]

1. Daan
2. mipuummmmallll

C.

 

[Touring Mars]

1. livemusic
2. Ian Poole

 

[Sureboss]

1 FatliveassmusicBr
2 Smallhorses

For that I am banning you from ever eating my Shortbread. Are you trying to confuse me?

 

[TS]

1. Touring Mars
2. interludes

 

[mPWRD]

1. interludes
2. Omnis

BTW @sureboss - That's not my caption.

 

[Ian Poole]

Real tough this week

1. Touring Mars
2. Omnis

 

[Sureboss]

1. interludes
2. Omnis

BTW @sureboss - That's not my caption.

That's because you changed it a day and a half after the deadline.

 

[mipuumal]

1. PeterJB
2. mPWRD

 

[mPWRD]

That's because you changed it a day and a half after the deadline.

Really? Sorry...

 

[Soundtrack]

1. Omnis
2. Daan

 

[TheBook]

1. Omnis
2. orimarc

 

[waggles]

1. Omnis
2. PeterJB

 

[Sureboss]

A reminder that you have another 4 hours or so of voting.

 

[Smallhorses]

I'm busy trying to find a towel to throw in!
Would like to be first in line to say congratulations again to the "King of Captioning", Touring Mars on a well deserved overall victory! 👍

 

[Sureboss]

Keep your chin up, it's not over till the fat bloke receives that cheque!