F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[BlacqueJacques]

Homer? As in Simpson, or Horner, as in Red Bull team leader?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"So, Mark ... what are you going to do when you pass Heikki this year?"​

 

[niky]

Votes =/= Points. You'd have needed atleast 3 votes to score any points this week

Damn these newfangled sporting regulations!

 

[F1 fan]

Horner: New regulations for this GP Mark, no more off throttle exhaust blowing. Should bring you a little closer to Seb.

Webber: How come? We both lose it.

Horner: You never had it....

 

[Omnis]

Horner: "Mark, I want you to close your eyes and imagine victory. Win this weekend and you will have the most beautiful girl in Spain for the night.

... Come in 2nd behind Vettel and I won't tell you she's been with Flavio Briatore for the past few years."

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Mark Webber: "Mmmmm ... I'm sorry - what were you saying again?"

Christian Horner: "I said 'Seb wants to know where you think he should stick his finger'.
You know, that giant foam finger you got for him in Valencia?"​

 

[PeterJB]

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Mark's diffuser may not be getting blown any more, though it appears something else still is...

 

[Azure Flare]

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Horner: Mark, GTP's F1 caption game features you again.
Webber: Aw 🤬 me.

FINAL ENTRY

 

[RTSolvalou]

Horner: Mark, we've got Silverstone coming up.. Oh hey! Remember that one time, last year, when we took the front wing off of your car and put it on Vettel's? That was so funny, hey?! hey?!
And then at the end of the race you were all like "Not bad for a number two driver!" and now it's funnier, cause your car has the number 2 on it. Ay?!... Ay?!...


--Final--

 

[Jimlaad43]

Now its Silverstone next week, who is the number one driver?

Horner: Mark, we've got Silverstone coming up.. Oh hey! Remember that one time, last year, when we took the front wing off of your car and put it on Vettel's? That was so funny, hey?! hey?!
And then at the end of the race you were all like "Not bad for a number two driver!" and now it's funnier, cause your car has the number 2 on it. Ay?!... Ay?!...


--Final--

See post one. I could say that you are copying me.

 

[PureAwesomeness]

"Mark, do your impression of that guy from Lonely Island again."

Final entry

 

[Lizard]

Mark after hearing Christians response to the Lewis to red bull stories.

(If you didn't read the way christian said what he did you wont get it)

 

[GTP_Ingram]

My thanks go out to my new squatting photographer friend, without whom my Canadian victory would not have been possible.

On to the latest caption...

Ever keen to try new relaxation techniques, Mark's routine to imagine himself as a carp goes awry when his mouth gets caught on a fish hook.​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

The left side of Mark's face imagining the news Vettel has signed for Ferrari.
The right side realising Hamilton would be his replacement...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Invisible Barrichello: There's something on your face.
*Punches Mark*
IT WAS PAIN!!!!!!

FINAL ENTRY
(Withdrawing shout at RTSolvalou because I am not using that caption)

 

[Peter.]

Webber's face after Vettel failed to beat his time on Top Gear.

 

[Akmuq]

Mark So you're saying that having my eyes closed when racing will make me faster and it's not for the benefit of Vettel?

Horner Yes, Adrian has said that if you close your eyes, the aerodynamics will make you faster, similar to when they take out your KERS system

Mark You know, I could swear that Vettel has one of those and he goes faster with it. Does he close his eyes when racing?

Horner errrrr


Vettle giggles in the corner.

 

[mafia_boy]

MW: Alright Boss, your turn!! 1...2...3....4.....5.....6....7.....
CH: Mark, it's time to talk strategy, not play hide and seek!!
MW:...8....9.......​

 

[Mynock005]

"I came..."​

 

[Touring Mars]

"I came..."​

"... in 2nd behind Seb again"​

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND EIGHT - RESULTS

1st: LewyOs - 25 pts
2nd: niky - 18 pts
3rd: TheStig13 - 15 pts
4th: GTP_Ingram - 12 pts
5th: race'emhard - 10 pts
6th: Jimlaad43, Touring Mars, RACECAR, Mynock005 - 5 pts

(please note, votes cast after the deadline cannot be counted)

Winning Entry

Horner: New regulations for this GP Mark, no more off throttle exhaust blowing. Should bring you a little closer to Seb.

Webber: How come? We both lose it.

Horner: You never had it....

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Standings (after Round Eight)

1st: Touring Mars - 101 pts
2nd: LewyOs •• - 90 pts
3rd: ADEuk • - 65 pts

4th: GTP_Ingram • - 50 pts
5th=: TopGearFTW •, Famine, niky - 34 pts
8th: mafia_boy - 28 pts
9th=: livemusic, RACECAR - 27 pts

11th=: DQuaN •, Alex. •, MrMulsanne • - 25 pts
14th: daan - 21 pts
15th: mPWRD - 20 pts
16th=: TheStig13, race'emhard - 17 pts
18th=: akmuq, pezzarinho17 - 15 pts
20th: PeterJB - 13 pts
21st=: Bee, TheCracker, C-ZETA - 11 pts
24th: interludes - 10 pts
25th=: dhandes, Pupik - 9 pts
27th: peterjford - 8 pts
28th: Jimlaad43 - 6 pts
29th: Mynock005 - 5 pts
30th=: lukecfc, driftking18594 - 4 pts
32nd=: F1Addict, BlacqueJacques, granturismite - 3 pts
35th=: adamp93, Tesla - 2 pts

Congratulations to LewyOs for winning Round Eight of the 2011 competition, and becoming the first person to win two rounds this season

2011 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DQuaN

Round 2 - TopGearFTW

Round 3 - LewyOs

Round 4 - Alex.

Round 5 - ADEuk.

Round 6 - MrMulsanne

Round 7 - GTP_Ingram

Round 8 - LewyOs

Round Nine - Great Britain will follow shortly.

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[Pezzarinho17]

And I thought this was going to be my best round when I thought of my caption! Well done to LewyOs, bring on Round 9!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Well done LewyOs 👍

Poor result BlacqueJacques

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Nine - Great Britain

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[Jimlaad43]

Harry: I've heard that Seb likes to name his cars, what's this one called?
Christian: I dunno, do you Jackie?
Jackie: *Awkward disguising cough* Perfect Pippa

 

[Famine]

"Yes yes, very good, but where does one's chaffeur sit?"

 

[dhandeh]

Harry - So how fast does it go?
Horner - It's very quick, you should have seen it outpace the Mercedes out of the tunnel in ...
Jackie Stewart - FACEPALM

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Nevermind car specs; Harry overhears a new alcohol and Red Bull combination!

Parc Ferme'

 

[Akmuq]

Harry Hello, I'm not as famous as my brother.
Horner Well go over to Toro Rosso, they're just like you!

 

[mafia_boy]

As Christian Horner snaps the white glove on for the "Royal drivers examination", Harry suddenly sees the only escape route out of the Red Bull garage, 150ft away.​