F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Pezzarinho17]

Bernie did not quite see eye to eye with Formula 1's new eco friendly future...
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[Furinkazen]

Mercedes new flywheel system is tested by a random spectator.
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[prisonermonkeys]

The Libyan rebels were disappointed to learn that the short, despotic dictator at the Belgian Grand Prix was not, in fact, Muammar Qaddafi.​

 

[Touring Mars]

Probably the only time we'll see 'Mercs' at the front of the grid this year...​

 

[Famine]

To save Michael some time, Bernie grants him special dispensation to start with a vehicle already down to two wheels.

 

[Lizard]

The new safety car is revealed.

 

[niky]

Bernie: Fantastic drive Michael, shame you didn't win the race!

Michael: If you'd applied the 107% qualifying rule, I would have.

Bernie: If we'd applied the 107% qualifying rule, you wouldn't have raced in the first place.

 

[Lizard]

Double post by a moderator tut tut.

 

[niky]

What double post?

Don't mind that. My internet has the hiccups. Whenever I lose HSDPA signal while the page is refreshing, it double posts, even though the board has double-post filtering enabled.

 

[dhandeh]

Michael - So Bernie, when you first started motor racing, was this what the competition was like?

Bernie - On yer bike!

 

[LewyOs]

Bernie: Ok who's the comedian? Locking the seat to the highest position, I've seen it before.
Was it you Michael? I know you fancie yourself as a prankster.
It would be unfortunate for a wheel to fall off your car in qualifying wouldn't it...

FINAL ENTRY

 

[mafia_boy]

BE: Here's a present for you Michael, something that's faster than your F1 car.​

 

[C-ZETA]

"This...for your 20th F1 year present. Use it after you've retired."

 

[Borna12345]

Bernie's new vehicle standardization proposal.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Here, put some colours on and you can be in Scalextric, Bernie.
http://www.scalextric.com/shop/micro/micro-sets/micro-scalextric-team-gb-track-cycling-set-g1072/

 

[PeterJB]

The remains of Lewis Hamilton's car are presented to Schumacher

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Bernie and Michael showing people their gift to Rowan Atkinson, which is to replace his crashed and burned McLaren

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[Seismica]

MS: Where did you get that Bernie?
BE: Rupert Murdoch was giving them away, all he wanted in exchange was my autograph. What a very nice man.

 

[Furinkazen]

Bernie's guide to F1 tech

2009: KERS (Kinetic Energy Recovery System)
2011: DRS (Drag Reduction System)
2012: SRS (Schumacher Recovery System)

~FINAL ENTRY~

 

[ADEuk]

From the peddler to the pedaler

 

[Turbo-Kai]

Thanks Michael for this new crutch!

[FINAL ENTRY]

 

[homeforsummer]

FINAL ENTRY: Schumacher: "Bernie, you know they do bikes in kids sizes too, right?"​

 

[Beliall]

MS - You can't force me to ride that, I know thats just a banana in you pocket
BE - Actually I'm just pleased to see you
MS - Gimme that bike!!!!

[FINAL ENTRY]


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or

MS - I need your clothes, your boots and your bike.

 

[livemusic]

Bernie: Hey, blondie. Wanna a ride?

 

[Aqua F1]

The annual staring competition was a great success with even Bernie taking part to try and win the bike!


[FINAL ENTRY]

 

[LewyOs]

NINJA CAMERA SEES YOU!

 

[EDK]

Bernie : "Yes, I've just double checked the wheel nuts. I'm sure they are fully tightened."

 

[Omnis]

Headline: Germans invade Le Tour de France.

"They tried to stop me from entering, but they never considered I'd go through Belgium."

 

[Akmuq]

Mercedes reveal their dual-rotating throttle pedal system and new front and rear brakes by two different handles. It's also fueled by Porridge, tea and toast.

 

[Lizard]

Man in white suit: Bernie your hair smells so nice.
Bernie: Cant you see im taken. Oh Michael your so nice and you send me bikes.