F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Hamilton: I can win this championship.

Sorry, this is too similar to a previous winning caption, so I can't include it in the vote. Please submit another entry.

 

[LewyOs]

Lewis: I need help Jenson, i'm in a bad way. I'm going out of my mind. Nothing seems to be going right for me at the moment. The wheel is giving me no feedback about what the car is doing, i'm sure the tyres have changed again, the amount of buttons I need to use has become overwhelming and I feel like i'm driving on ice...

Please Jenson tell me... what are your Logitech G25 settings for F1 2011?!

 

[Pezzarinho17]

LH: *snickers* Hey Jenson, you get paid a lot for those Head and Shoulders adverts?!

JB: Yes very funny... By the way, Regaine have been on the phone asking for you?...

 

[Famine]

"Hey Jenson. What comes in a silver bottle and tastes of rohypnol?"

Jenson: "Lewis, seriously, what did you fill my water bottle up with this time?..."​

Sorry, this is too similar to a previous winning caption, so I can't include it in the vote. Please submit another entry.

*phones Charlie Whiting*

 

[Touring Mars]

Yep, that one too. It's a bit more borderline, but it's sufficiently similar to warrant the same rule to apply.

 

[Famine]

I've been double-teamed by both brothers now.



No, hang on... I mean...

 

[Touring Mars]

Lewis: What do you think of my Hitler moustache?​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

I've been double-teamed by both brothers now.



No, hang on... I mean...

Is that your final answer?!...

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Some caption recycling eh !

 

[homeforsummer]

Revising my caption:

Jenson: "Lewis... mate... should have gone to Specsavers"

 

[Akmuq]

Apologies for the caption mishap.

Button upon hearing the news that Hamilton didn't crash in the race.

 

[Lizard]

LH: 85 year old Italians are great in bed

 

[RACECAR]

Lewis: I swear she was just giving me a massage

Final Entry *ba dum tsss*


"Car designed solely in CAD


Finishes towards the back every race"

 

[ADEuk]

"So if you didnt eat my cake, who did"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Lewis: I need help Jenson, i'm in a bad way. I'm going out of my mind. Nothing seems to be going right for me at the moment. The wheel is giving me no feedback about what the car is doing, i'm sure the tyres have changed again, the amount of buttons I need to use has become overwhelming and I feel like i'm driving on ice...

Please Jenson tell me... what are your Logitech G25 settings for F1 2011?!

Lewis should visit my thread, I posted my g25 settings

But really, wouldn't Lewis spend a lot more money on a wheel, other than a G25

 

[Touring Mars]

Lewis: Check it out, Jens... I've turned Nicole's old vajazzle into an earring.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

FINAL ENTRY

Hey Jense, on 3, our main hacker will change the TV screen streaming the GP2 race.
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[livemusic]

Hamilton: Hey, Jense. Is the toilet free?
Button: Oh I wouldn't go in there right now, mate!

 

[Peter.]

LH: Did I ever tell you that you look a bit like Charlie Sheen?


JB: And you drive like him.​

 

[RACECAR]

One just for the hell of it:

Button: Exactly what are you doing?

Hamilton: Duh, Winning.

Button: Riiiiight...

 

[Borna12345]

Jenson:You sure those glasses are legal in Italy?​

 

[Hologram777]

Button: Hater blockers, or Stunna shades?

Hamilton: Well actually its too protect my eyes, you know our cars are so bright and reflective and the reflection from the sun hurts them

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND THIRTEEN - RESULTS

1st.: niky - 25 pts
2nd.: LewyOs - 18 pts
3rd=: akmuq, pezzarinho17, ADEuk, Famine - 11 pts
7th=: Touring Mars, PeterJB, RACECAR, livemusic, Borna12345 - 2 pts


Winning Entry

Jenson, considering our recent reversal of fortunes, I have thought long and hard upon the consideration that I should probably support your push at the championship. To this end, I have talked to the team and henceforth all further upgrades will be applied to your car and your car only. I'll play wingman to you on track to the best of my admittedly limited abilities and will no longer fight you when you need to overtake me for position.

You have my full support, mate.

...

Who are you and what have you done with Lewis?!?

​

Standings (after Round Thirteen)

1st: ADEuk •• - 129 pts
2nd: LewyOs •• - 126 pts
3rd: Touring Mars - 111 pts

4th: Famine • - 91 pts
5th: niky • - 77 pts
6th: PeterJB • - 66 pts
7th=: GTP_Ingram •, pezzarinho17 - 50 pts
9th: RACECAR - 37 pts
10th: livemusic - 35 pts

11th=: TopGearFTW •, Pupik, dhandes • - 34 pts
14th=: mafia_boy, interludes - 28 pts
16th: akmuq - 26 pts
17th=: DQuaN •, Alex. •, MrMulsanne • - 25 pts
20th=: daan, Omnis - 21 pts
22nd=: mPWRD, Jimlaad43 - 20 pts
24th: haitch40 - 18 pts
25th=: TheStig13, race'emhard - 17 pts
27th=: BlacqueJacques, EDK - 16 pts
29th=: Bee, TheCracker, C-ZETA - 11 pts
32nd: homeforsummer - 10 pts
33rd: peterjford - 8 pts
34th: driftking18594 - 7 pts
35th: Mynock005 - 5 pts
36th: lukecfc - 4 pts
37th=: F1Addict, granturismite - 3 pts
39th=: adamp93, Tesla, Borna12345 - 2 pts

Congratulations to niky for winning Round Thirteen of the 2011 competition

2011 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DQuaN

Round 2 - TopGearFTW

Round 3 - LewyOs

Round 4 - Alex.

Round 5 - ADEuk

Round 6 - MrMulsanne

Round 7 - GTP_Ingram

Round 8 - LewyOs

Round 9 - Famine

Round 10 - ADEuk

Round 11 - dhandes

Round 12 - PeterJB

Round 13 - niky


Round Fourteen - Singapore will follow shortly

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[niky]

Hey, a Virgin win... and I didn't require Piquet to close the racetrack for me!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

How many ballots were cast this round?

Congrats niky 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

How many ballots were cast this round?

Congrats niky 👍

18 people voted in this round... I considered making voting compulsory or applying penalty points to people who take part but don't vote, but actually the number of votes is high enough, and I didn't really want to make the competition that serious. It's not always possible to vote for a variety of reasons, and it would cause me more hassle than it is worth chasing people for votes... That said, I really appreciate it when people do vote 👍

 

[RACECAR]

I must say I"m impressed, I've scored more points this season then I have ever. Pretty proud of that.

 

[livemusic]

Woo, my two points got me back in the top 10! 👍

 

[Jimlaad43]

Getting bored of losing, gonna have to break out the Attenborough soon...
(See Korea 2010)

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Only one vote; oh well next photo please