F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Smallhorses]

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After receiving complaints about the saliva trail left down the grid by rookies at preceding venues, Force India fitted Paul with a special "drool collection device" in preparation for Singapore's grid girls.​

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting for Round 14 is now open

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=6011233#post6011233​

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FOURTEEN - RESULTS

1st: prisonermonkeys - 25 pts
2nd: Touring Mars - 18 pts
3rd=: PeterJB, ADEuk - 13 pts
5th= LewyOs, Famine, Peter., niky - 7 pts


Winning Entry

Paul di Resta: "I did not just see Vitaly in a mini-skirt. I did not just see Vitaly in a mini-skirt ..."
Jaime Alguersuari: "Hey, Vitaly!"
Paul di Resta: "... Crap."

Standings (after Round Fourteen)

1st: ADEuk •• - 142 pts
2nd: LewyOs •• - 133 pts
3rd: Touring Mars - 129 pts

4th: Famine • - 98 pts
5th: niky • - 84 pts
6th: PeterJB • - 79 pts
7th: prisonermonkeys • - 53 pts
8th=: GTP_Ingram •, pezzarinho17 - 50 pts
10th: RACECAR - 37 pts

11th: livemusic - 35 pts
12th=: TopGearFTW •, Pupik, dhandes • - 34 pts
15th: mafia_boy - 28 pts
16th: akmuq - 26 pts
17th=: DQuaN •, Alex. •, MrMulsanne • - 25 pts
20th=: daan, Omnis - 21 pts
22nd=: mPWRD, Jimlaad43 - 20 pts
24th: haitch40 - 18 pts
25th=: TheStig13, race'emhard - 17 pts
27th=: BlacqueJacques, EDK - 16 pts
29th=: Bee, TheCracker, C-ZETA - 11 pts
32nd: homeforsummer - 10 pts
33rd: peterjford - 8 pts
34th=: driftking18594, Peter. - 7 pts
36th: Mynock005 - 5 pts
37th: lukecfc - 4 pts
38th=: F1Addict, granturismite - 3 pts
40th=: adamp93, Tesla, Borna12345 - 2 pts

Congratulations to prisonermonkeys for winning Round Fourteen of the 2011 competition Remarkably, there is no change in the Top 6 positions, even though the Top 6 all scored points this week!

2011 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DQuaN

Round 2 - TopGearFTW

Round 3 - LewyOs

Round 4 - Alex.

Round 5 - ADEuk

Round 6 - MrMulsanne

Round 7 - GTP_Ingram

Round 8 - LewyOs

Round 9 - Famine

Round 10 - ADEuk

Round 11 - dhandes

Round 12 - PeterJB

Round 13 - niky

Round 14 - prisonermonkeys

Round Fifteen - Japan will follow shortly

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[PeterJB]

Podium! 5th place is looking good!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Awesome, I won! Thanks to everyone who voted for me. I'll send the next picture through to TM shortly. I was going to try and do a special Dan Wheldon-themed one, but I couldn't find an appropriate picture and I couldn't guarantee that the captions would be appropriate.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

I wasn't able to vote this time round, sorry for that!... Well done to prisonermonkeys, even if (realistically) you are my only chance of moving upwards from 8th over the last 5 captions!

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Fifteen - Japan

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Entries by Tuesday, 25th October - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. All entries are subject to approval by the moderation staff and may be removed if deemed inappropriate.

Please note, if you submit an entry, you are expected to vote in the subsequent voting round (see the separate voting thread in this forum next week).

Full rules available in Post #1

R.I.P. Dan Wheldon, 1978-2011​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Tonio Liuzzi: "Oooh, oooh, I'm in the GTP Caption Contest! I'm in the GTP Caption Contest! This never happens to me! Quick, Tonio, think of something! Something funny, and-and witty and current! Something with ... words! Yes, words! Hey, guys, did you hear about the way Lewis ... oh. They're gone."​

 

[Stiggy]

Hmm... which of my PSN accounts shall I buy the new GT5 DLC for?

 

[Touring Mars]

Final Entry

On second thoughts, last night's joke about the race being moved to Fuji might have been an error​

 

[LewyOs]

Tonio inserts his race lips ahead of the start of the Korean GP...​

 

[Pupik]

Tonio thinks of the best places on the track for allowing other drivers to overtake him.

 

[niky]

Well deserved win. Extra props for bringing in Air Petrov for the assist.

Why can I not a' feel my lips? Was it something I ate at the lunch buffet? Hey, Daniel, paisan... uhhh... what is fugu?

 

[Famine]

"The F1 drivers' annual five-a-side tournament gets off to a bad start when the referee accidentally swallows his whistle..."

 

[Jimlaad43]

*Slightly Mumbled* Glumph, Fer ya go Danyul.
I can thit a holl pakit ov jyaffa kakes in ma mouff at wunce.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Not a double post, just a new idea that might be better or might be worse.

Bernie: Hey Tonio, this is Kumiko Makoto, the local cat farmer. He would like you to try a Japanese cat egg.
Kumiko: 吸盤は、それは猫のウンチです。
Tonio: Well, I hope it is as smooth and chocolatey as it looks. *Puts in mouth*.

FINAL ENTRY (May change to previous before end)

 

[Akira AC]

Not sure if beard or moustache.​

 

[Peter.]

Huzzah, points at last! I do believe that is my best finish in the Caption Game, 5th place. Thanks to all the voters out there!

Now that Heidfield is gone, does that make me the beardiest driver on the grid?

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Tonio, trying to force a smile when asked about his F1 career

http://www.liuzzi.com/#/home

FINAL ENTRY, PARC FERME'

 

[Lizard]

Need a philosophers facial hair.

 

[Omnis]

"Those red spots were part of her costume, right?"

 

[DK]

VL: "Where did I leave my dignity?"​

 

[RACECAR]

Hmm, how should I DNF in a V8 Supercar? Do I spontaniously have a engine failure or a epic shunt? Decisions, decisions.

 

[LewyOs]

Tonio becomes the latest casualty to the HRT engineers pranks when his chapstick is replaced with super glue...​

 

[Sach]

"Just look at what Eddie Jordan has on TODAY."

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Liuzzi does his best to force a smile, knowing that this has got to be the race when Martin Brundle finally starts his grid walk at the back....
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[livemusic]

Bernie: "Liuzzi, you know full well that chewing gum isn't allowed on the grid!"

Liuzzi: "Sorry, sir."

 

[Lizard]

Bernie selling F1 to sky.
Not sure if trolling.

 

[AudioSpark]

Liuzzi: "So when are we starting the qualifiers?"
Crew Members: "Yesterday Tonio."
Liuzzi: "Ah.."

 

[dhandeh]

Tonio - Why won't anyone talk to me?
Someone in crowd - Because your 🤬!