"Vettel's the cucumber's worst enemy, he attacks them with inappropriate-fingered hate. The cucumber has only one one way to escape him, that's drive a HRT down the straight."
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At first I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
Without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights
Thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
PA:And as the modern-day Jean Alesi, the one race wonder himself Nico Rosberg does a mic test, let's have a warm, tear gas-less welcome for the one, the only, the living legend himself... MICHAEL SCHUMACHER!!!
Nico: "So yeah there I was I see Lewis later on Alonso and I wasn't going to let this be any other Sunday especially after last week, you know I won last week, right? The boys back home had Micheal over me 20-1 but look who has the last laugh now."
Interviewer: "I just wanted your take on Bahrain being viable for races in the future"
Interviewer: "So Nico, how did it feel to come here as a grand prix winner?"
Nico: "It felt great, it's been a long time in the making, a massive weight lifted off..."
Kanye West (obviously not pictured): "Yo dawg, I'mma real happy fo' ya and I'mma let you finish, but Schumacher had one of the best dangerous defensive maneuvers of all time. OF ALL TIME!"