F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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Strike a pose... VOGUE!​
 
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"Vettel's the cucumber's worst enemy, he attacks them with inappropriate-fingered hate. The cucumber has only one one way to escape him, that's drive a HRT down the straight."

This caption will only make sense if you've watched this video.
 
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Hmm... how many cucumbers would I need to ram into Sebastian? Six, no make that seven, no call it eight.​
 
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Narain caught just about to sing his favourite song.....


"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

AH AH AH AH Staying Aliiiiiive
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Narain: "Didn't they say hitting the gas makes you faster? So how come when I hit the gas tanks of people I get penalty?"

Final Entry.
 
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Narain Karthikeyan is...The Tire Hunter.

(sponsored by Bridgestone)
 
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Hmm, Time & Scoring error shows me in 5th. To tell or not to tell...

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*sings*

At first I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
Without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights
Thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along​
 
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"After meeting with King Hamad's daughter, I'm flattered to have been chosen as the inspiration for the new Pearl Monument." Bow Sheikha wow wow.
 
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PA: And as the modern-day Jean Alesi, the one race wonder himself Nico Rosberg does a mic test, let's have a warm, tear gas-less welcome for the one, the only, the living legend himself... MICHAEL SCHUMACHER!!!
 
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Interviewer, looking deeply into Nico's eyes: I love you Nico..
Nico: I have that effect on people
 
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Interviewer: So, why is it they call you Britney?

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Had a good one for Karthikeyan too:

"I wonder if Massa does this on his free time."
 
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Interviewer: "Nico, two bold moves on two title contenders, yet you received no penalty, how did you accomplish this?"

Nico: "Well, Michael has been kind enough to teach me 4 important lessons that greatly influenced my driving."

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It took Nico Rosberg one hundred and eleven attempts before he won his first Grand Prix.

Ironically, he won a beatboxing competition on the first attempt.
 
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Rosberg: Every time I tried to stop to pee Lewis and Fernando blocked me, after that it was no longer necessary to stop. :indiff:

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Nico: "So yeah there I was I see Lewis later on Alonso and I wasn't going to let this be any other Sunday especially after last week, you know I won last week, right? The boys back home had Micheal over me 20-1 but look who has the last laugh now."

Interviewer: "I just wanted your take on Bahrain being viable for races in the future"​
 
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"The win last week....it wasn't just good...it was toedalee gangster bro, the beeches can't take their eyes off my junk now"
 
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Well, no-one was complaining when I drove like that on the way back to the hotel

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Interviewer: "So Nico, how did it feel to come here as a grand prix winner?"
Nico: "It felt great, it's been a long time in the making, a massive weight lifted off..."
Kanye West (obviously not pictured): "Yo dawg, I'mma real happy fo' ya and I'mma let you finish, but Schumacher had one of the best dangerous defensive maneuvers of all time. OF ALL TIME!"
 
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"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALLWAYS LOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUOOUUOUUUUUOOOOOO......"
 
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