F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Lizard]

Your mum *tries to dodge the microphone about to be smashed into his face*

 

[tribolik]

Interviewer: Nico do you think you will get a penalty for the moves earlier in the race?
Rosberg: Here is a little song I wrote, You might want to sing it note for note.... Don't worry be happy.... In every race we have some trouble, When you worry you make it double... Don't worry, be happy... fiu, fiu, fiu (whistles)
Interviewer(seriously thinks to himself): I think he just lost it...

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Nico: Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my mind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
That Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white t-shirt
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they doah-ooooo(howl)

Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Final Entry, Parce Ferme'

(source:http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/wholetthedogsoutlyrics.html)

 

[tankuroded]

Interviewer: Nico, we found you very good last race. What you expect this race?
Nico: [jossed information]

 

[niky]

Hammy, brah... I'm tired of being the "Good Guy"... I'm calling you out! You, me, cage-match... last man standing...

 

[LewyOs]

Interviewer: Ok. Our next bachelor is called Nico! Nico what do you like to do in your spare time?
Nico: I like horseriding, cycling and driving dangerously.
Interviewer: Fascinating. Who'll start the bidding at $20?

 

[livemusic]

Nico: What did the cow said to the other cow?
Interviewer: Hmm, I don't know. What?
Nico: Moo.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Interviewer: So Nico, people here call you Sheik Nico El Scrooge, do you know why?
Nico: No. Do they?
Interviewer: Seemingly. Anyway, grey clouds are drawing near here in...in... [Tails off as word escapes him]
Nico: Bah...Rain!

 

[Akmuq]

Reporter: So, what's your take on the Hamilton and Alonso incidents.
Nico: Yeah, I got a good run off the line and managed to break the DRS zone in the first couple of laps, after that it was about managing tyres and being able to take home my maiden win.
Reporter: NO, the blocks coming out of turn 3 today, what's your views on them.
Nico: Yeah my pole lap was one of my best yet, the car was dialed in and the temperatures suited for qualifying, as well as our very smart DRS system.
Reporter: Ah, forget it.

 

[chromatic9]

Interviewer: How proud are you to be the first female F1 Grand Prix winner?

Nico: Hahaha, funny guy.

Listen up F1 drivers! I'm tha boss now, no longer Hamilton's bitch on the track. From now on I'm gonna swerve and swerve till I can swerve no mo.

Hamilton: I overtook you driving completely on the dirt and sand.

Nico: Yeah, how did you do that?

Hamilton: You're still my bitch, Nico.
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[TopGearFTW]

Nico: - "Would I consider "Hit Me Baby One More Time" to be my greatest achievement? I'm afraid I don't understand the question..."

Final Entry

 

[funkyDucks]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...​

 

[Touring Mars]

Interviewer: So Nico, how has life been since you left The Velvet Underground?​

 

[Famine]

"So Nico, I hear you've got a musical out - the Nico Rosberg Horror Show?"
"It's just a jump to the left! And then a swerve to the r-i-i-i-i-i-ight!
Let's do the sideswipe again! Let's do the sideswipe again!"

 

[Nessy]

"So Nico, I hear you've got a musical out - the Nico Rosberg Horror Show?"
"It's just a jump to the left! And then a swerve to the r-i-i-i-i-i-ight!
Let's do the sideswipe again! Let's do the sideswipe again!"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

A probable winner eh!

 

[livemusic]

Reference?

 

[tribolik]

I give up... or maybe Ill take it to the stewards

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Interviewer: After your first win at China, what do you hope to achieve?
Nico: Well...I've finally decided to get that sex change operation.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Reference?

It's Let's Do The Time Warp Again from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

 

[Pupik]

This is your boy Nico, telling you to chickitty check yo' self before you wreck yo'self.

 

[FCB-Rizla-TML]

Interviewer - So Nico, tell me how it feels missing out on a podium spot this weekend after tasting victory for the first time last weekend?
Nico - Ah it's not too bad, they don't have champagne here for the champion anyways

 

[Jimlaad43]

Interviewer: Nico, you were nothing like you were in China today, what happened to you?
Nico: *Says default answer to previous question*
Interviewer: Huh? What, you've already said that.
Nico: *repeats*
Man in background: Sorry, we've tried to Tupac Nico while he is actually getting told off really bad in race control.

 

[DK]

Interviewer: "Is there any reason you have your arms folded over your chest? Something to hide, perhaps?"

 

[Lizard]

Nico whispers to his contact through a cleverly hidden phone: Have you got the package?

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND THREE - RESULT

1st: prisonermonkeys - 25 pts
2nd: RACECAR - 18 pts
3rd: gorsad - 15 pts
4th: Ferrari_458 - 12 pts
5th=: Liquid, LMSCorvetteGT2, FCB-Rizla-TML - 8 pts
8th=: funkyDucks, Famine - 3 pts

(Min votes to score: 4)

Winning Entry

Pictured: Indian.

Not pictured: Force.​

Standings (after Round Three)

1st: prisonermonkeys - 41 pts •
2nd: DK - 33 pts •
3rd: Touring Mars - 25 pts •

4th: chromatic9 - 23 pts
5th=: Stiggy, RACECAR - 18 pts
7th: tribolik - 17 pts
8th: livemusic - 16 pts
9th: gorsad - 15 pts
10th=: Ferrari_458, FCB-Rizla-TML - 12 pts
12th=: lemansfanatic, Liquid - 11 pts
14th=: Jimlaad43, Omnis, LMSCorvetteGT2 - 8 pts
17th=: haitch40, Sach, dhandes, Flex0r, pezzarinho17, akmuq, funkyducks, Famine - 3 pts

Congratulations to prisonermonkeys on winning Round Three

2012 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DK

Round 2 - Touring Mars

Round 3 - prisonermonkeys


Round Four is open for entries until 0900 BST tomorrow and voting will open shortly after

Round Five will follow next week


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[gorsad]

Yay, 3rd place on my first go. Thanks to all the people who voted for me.

Congratulations to the winner.

 

[tribolik]

Yay, 3rd place on my first go. Thanks to all the people who voted for me.

Well I got 3rd on first go also and Ive been going down the hill since then better luck to you

 

[RACECAR]

Yay, my first podium Not a bad start to the season.

Anyhow:

Nico does a mediocore rendition of Waiting 4 Tonight.


Final Entry

 

[Liquid]

Liquid = MazdaPrice.

I'm on 11 points. Not bad. I've found the captions difficult to work with so far.