F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[funkyDucks]

Smile and look interested.

 

[gorsad]

Prince Albert II : So, when's the baby due?

Charlene : WHAT!!

Prince Albert II : It's a conversation starter my dear.

Charlene : How?

Prince Albert II : Well, we're conversing aren't we.​

 

[niky]

Is the German national anthem over?

My dear, Rosberg didn't win!

Well, you can never be too sure...

 

[ghskilla]

Prince Albert II: What is that hideous monstrosity on the front of the cars?

Lady on the right: That would be the stepped noses.​

 

[Prince.M5]

"Guys, please, call all the fireman to the track. Bernie's idea is so slow. The rain ain't coming anytime soon and we need them to wet this track! I want to hear the Brazilian national anthem this time around! Hehehe.. SURPRISE!"​

FINAL ENTRY​

 

[IceMan PJN]

Charlene: I paid them to take care of the McLaren for you.
Prince Albert II: You dimwit, you've had them hinder the wrong one!
lady in orange: *under breath* I told her it was the black one!
lady in 1970s wallpaper: *under breath* Awkward!

FINAL ENTRY

 

[Jimlaad43]

(Support race podium ceremony)
Announcer:And now, for the national anthem of Kazakhstan.
*Borat version*
Prince Albert: You mean its happened again?
Woman on left: It may happen to us soon.
PA: What?
WoL: Yeah, Sacha Baren Cohen is making a sequel "Prince Borat II: Learnings du culturale pour profiter de le principalitie du Monaco."

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Find Kimi Raikkonen, and make him talk!"​

 

[Stiggy]

You just know you're boring when everyone else in the room is wearing a set of large earmuffs.

 

[Touring Mars]

Albert: Who could be behind these suspect packages?

Charlene: Buy me another cheap bag and you'll find out...​

 

[livemusic]

Why is this thing playing Justin Bieber songs? Isn't it supposed to be an ear defender?

 

[Pupik]

Prince Albert: So Charlene...

Marlene: I'm Marlene!

Prince Albert: So Marlene...

Charlene: I'm Charlene!

Prince Albert: ...oh, chew your gum.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Fifty-four years later ...

 

[Flex0r]

Prince Albert II: Who are these women behind us wearing our old curtains?
Because one just picked her nose and ate it.

 

[DK]

All Prince Albert needed now to start his DJing career was a set of turntables...
​

 

[zed300]

Charlene: What if one of them wants to do a number 2, during the race?
Prince Albert II: 🤬
Woman in background:
Woman at the right:

​

 

[Flex0r]

Prince Albert II: Charlene, shouldn't we tell her that those earplugs aren't Yellow Jelly Beans.

Final Entry

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Prince Albert II: sniff, I smell old pussies; call security immediately!!; everyone knows I prefer the young pussies!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[RACECAR]

I'm not one to complain, but I kind of wish there was a nose defender to ward off someone's Mexican cuisine.

FINAL ENTRY

 

[Ferrari_458]

Prince Albert: Charlene, what are these poor people doing near me?​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final entry

"Stupid, fat hobbit. We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us.
Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!"​

 

[Turbo-Kai]

"God, I hate formula one..! Would rather go shoe shopping..."


FINAL ENTRY

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Let's vote

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry guys, been very busy at work (despite it being a double bank holiday ) and I have a job interview tomorrow, so this round is open until tomorrow.

 

[Famine]

Let's vote

[Admin hat] But not on yours. Change it please. [/Admin hat]

 

[ROAD_DOGG33J]

Prince Albert: I told those buffoons not to use that trophy design
Ladies on right: Roh-oh

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SIX - RESULT

1st: LewyOs - 25 pts
2nd: prisonermonkeys - 18 pts
3rd: At 1ness - 15 pts
4th=: Flex0r, Ferrari_458 - 11 pts
6th=: gorsad, niky, Stiggy - 6 pts
9th=: Turbo-Kai, dhandes, DK - 1 pt

My votes: D-1, I-1, Y-1

(Min. votes needed to score points this week: 2)

Winning Entry

"What ever possessed me to let Eddie Jordan and his band into Monaco..."

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Standings (after Round Six)

1st: prisonermonkeys - 68 pts •
2nd: DK - 55 pts ••
3rd: LewyOs - 52 pts •

4th: Touring Mars - 51 pts •
5th: Stiggy - 28 pts
6th: RACECAR - 27 pts
7th: Furinkazen • - 26 pts
8th: dhandes • - 25 pts
9th: Flex0r - 25 pts
10th=: chromatic9, Ferrari_458 - 23 pts

12th=: Liquid, gorsad - 21 pts
14th: Famine - 20 pts
15th: akmuq - 18 pts
16th: tribolik - 17 pts
17th: livemusic - 16 pts
18th: At 1ness - 15 pts
19th: FCB-Rizla-TML - 12 pts
20th: lemansfanatic - 11 pts
21st=: Jimlaad43, Omnis, LMSCorvetteGT2 - 8 pts
24th: niky - 6 pts
25th: haitch40 - 4 pts
26th=: Sach, pezzarinho17, funkyducks - 3 pts
28th: Seismica, Turbo-Kai - 1 pt

Congratulations to LewyOs for winning Round Six

2012 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DK

Round 2 - Touring Mars

Round 3 - prisonermonkeys

Round 4 - Furinkazen

Round 5 - dhandes & DK

Round 6 - LewyOs

Round Seven will follow tomorrow

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[BlacqueJacques]

Bring on Montreal ya cats eh

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Seven - Canada

Entries by Wednesday, 20th June - 0900 BST

Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[DK]

Feeling threatened by F1's switch to turbocharged engines in 2014, Bernie Ecclestone has already started developing an alternative called "Geriatric Prix".​