F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1
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Yay, a podium!
I wasn't expecting that. To be honest, I hadn't really followed the voting this week - as soon as I saw Flex0r's caption, I knew there wasn't anything I could do to compete with it.
I wasn't expecting that. To be honest, I hadn't really followed the voting this week - as soon as I saw Flex0r's caption, I knew there wasn't anything I could do to compete with it.
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RC: "Yo Massa, Hamilton tells me you had a few "issues" last year..."
A short time later:
"Right, where is Maldonado?"
A short time later:
"Right, where is Maldonado?"
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Massa wins! (a staring competition)
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Carlos: Hey Massa! I wasn't good at football, but then I had an accident and lost a foot digit and the doctors fixed it. They gave me a Rubber toe.
Felipe: Nice Roberto! I used to be good at driving, but then I had an accident and the doctors fixed it. But the plate had a lot of Mass(a).
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"Oompa Massa, doompity doo,
I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Massa, doompity dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you play for Anzhi?
Racist abuse and a silly goatee.
Now you've retired you are piling on fat,
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it!
Oompa Massa doompity doh,
Your curling free kick was 15 years ago.
Your abilities have dropped off markedly too,
Like the Oompa Massa doompity doo."
I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Massa, doompity dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you play for Anzhi?
Racist abuse and a silly goatee.
Now you've retired you are piling on fat,
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it!
Oompa Massa doompity doh,
Your curling free kick was 15 years ago.
Your abilities have dropped off markedly too,
Like the Oompa Massa doompity doo."
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A Brazilian sporting legend - and Felipe Massa.
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Yep, it is Mickey Rourke...
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Massa: Speaking of Carlos, you haven't seen a Ferrari anywhere by any chance?
Nessy
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Ferrari's new tactical race advisor runs through some pre-race drills with Massa:
Carlos: "Atencão Felipe!.., let us practice some flying projectile avoidance skills."
Massa: "Okay."
Carlos: "HHHRRRRKKKKKKKK........SPPT" (right from the back of the nostril, footballer style)
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Carlos is not impressed by Massa's explanation of how to "swerve" in F1...
FINAL ENTRY
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Felipe Massa: "Bald head ... goatee ... proportionately-sized nostrils ... I know you! You're Mag Nanimous!"
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Round Eight - Europe
Massa: What cha talk'in bout Willis?
Final Entry, Parc Ferme'
Hooray I scored my first points this season in Canada
Many thanks to Bernie-Mick Jagger-Ecclestone
Massa: What cha talk'in bout Willis?
Final Entry, Parc Ferme'
Hooray I scored my first points this season in Canada
Many thanks to Bernie-Mick Jagger-Ecclestone
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Final entry
Roberto Carlos: "My eyes are up here."
Roberto Carlos: "My eyes are up here."
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