F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Omnis]

"Can we swap shirts?"

"No."

 

[tankuroded]

ENTRY:

Massa: Talk to me, do you think I could win again?

 

[Jimlaad43]

Carlo Rae Slapson:

"Hey, My name's Roberto
And this is crazy
Luca just told me
To get in your car"


Entre Finalement

 

[DK]

After enduring Roberto Carlos's intimidating stare, Massa's top wasn't the only piece of clothing on his body which was wet...

 

[BlacqueJacques]

When do we vote?

 

[RACECAR]

The world is treated to the longest staring contest in history


Final Entry

 

[Touring Mars]

When do we vote?

Sorry, it will be tonight before I get a chance to do anything - I've just started a new job and I don't have my own computer yet - I meant to do it last night at home, but I was collared by a couple of my new workmates and didn't get home until after midnight

 

[Lizard]

RC: Myself and the team don't aprove of your finishing places and will unfortunately have to take care of you. Ferrari ordered it.

Masa:


Sorry its the best I could think of.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Sorry, it will be tonight before I get a chance to do anything - I've just started a new job and I don't have my own computer yet - I meant to do it last night at home, but I was collared by a couple of my new workmates and didn't get home until after midnight

Quite alright; just getting anxious eh

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND EIGHT - RESULT

1st: Famine - 25 pts
2nd: LewyOs - 18 pts
3rd: dhandes - 15 pts
4th: funkyDucks - 12 pts
5th=: GTP_Ingram; Omnis - 9 pts
7th=: prisonermonkeys; niky - 5 pts

(Min. votes needed to score points this week: 3)

Winning Entry

"Oompa Massa, doompity doo,
I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Massa, doompity dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you play for Anzhi?
Racist abuse and a silly goatee.
Now you've retired you are piling on fat,
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it!
Oompa Massa doompity doh,
Your curling free kick was 15 years ago.
Your abilities have dropped off markedly too,
Like the Oompa Massa doompity doo."

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Standings (after Round Eight)

1st: prisonermonkeys - 88 pts •
2nd: LewyOs - 70 pts •
3rd: Touring Mars - 69 pts •

4th: DK - 56 pts ••
5th: Flex0r - 50 pts •
6th: Famine - 45 pts •
7th: dhandes - 41 pts •
8th: Furinkazen - 36 pts •
9th: Stiggy - 29 pts
10th: RACECAR - 27 pts

11th=: chromatic9, Ferrari_458 - 23 pts
13th: gorsad - 22 pts
14th: Liquid - 21 pts
15th: akmuq - 18 pts
16th=: tribolik, Omnis - 17 pts
18th=: livemusic, funkyDucks - 16 pts
20th: At 1ness - 15 pts
21st=: FCB-Rizla-TML, 26th: niky - 12 pts
23rd: lemansfanatic - 11 pts
24th=: zed300, BlacqueJacques - 10 pts
26th=: Jimlaad43, GTP_Ingram - 9 pts
28th: LMSCorvetteGT2 - 8 pts
29th: haitch40 - 4 pts
30th=: Sach, pezzarinho17 - 3 pts
32nd=: Seismica, Turbo-Kai - 1 pt

Congratulations to Famine for winning Round Eight

2012 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DK

Round 2 - Touring Mars

Round 3 - prisonermonkeys

Round 4 - Furinkazen

Round 5 - dhandes & DK

Round 6 - LewyOs

Round 7 - Flex0r

Round 8 - Famine

Round Nine will follow shortly

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[BlacqueJacques]

 

[niky]

Eight winners in eight rounds. We're still ahead of the curve.

 

[Flex0r]

Congrats Famine.

 

[gorsad]

Congratulations to Famine and all who scored points.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Nine - Britain

Entries by Wednesday, 18th July - 1600 BST

Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Round Nine - Britain

Alonzo: Hey who took the loo door off its hinges?

 

[niky]

Mister Bond, you're... early... Now where did I put my cat...

 

[Touring Mars]

Rumours that Alonso has taken a position at Lotus prove to be slightly inaccurate​

 

[gorsad]

Alonso: It was bigger, I swear to god.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

'nando: So I'm about to call Mark a ******* ***** for beating me, when a Scot breaks onto the podium and does it for me!

 

[dhandeh]

Fernando Alonso QC - CAIRO!, mumble mumble, Chicken, mumble mumble, Wolly mammoth, mumble mumble, I opened my eyes and - by jingo! I realised I'd married three of 'em, mumble mumble but I'm afraid I was very, very drunk.

 

[LewyOs]

Fernando explains to Felipe the rules of rock, paper, scissors.

"Now in the event you win, or we both choose paper...
...I still win and get the updates."

 

[PeterJB]

...And then your team mate crashes into the wall, and that, children, is how you win races.

 

[livemusic]

Stop taking pictures of me and kill this damn spider on the floor!

 

[Lizard]

The prototype of the Prius solution showed the spikes to be too small and in an awkward place.

 

[Famine]

"Okay, imagine this is a DS3... So, Famine drives my car sitting like this?"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Round Nine - Britain

Alonzo: Ahh... grasshopper Phillipe; what question do you wish to ask the wise Master now?

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Lord Montezemolo, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence..."
"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Fernando. I'm here to put your team mate back on schedule."
"I assure you, Lord Montezemolo. My men are working as fast as they can."
"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them..."

For those not in the know... Original quote.

 

[Furinkazen]

And now Felipe... would you like to play a little game?

​

 

[Nessy]

​

Massa: ....Please explain it to me again.

Alonso: *sigh*... it's like office ball.. but you have to push me from the back.

Massa: So.. i push you whilst staying behind, while you score up front and get all the glory?

Alonso: Yeah!, for sure..


Alonso & Massa discuss the rules and philosophies of Ferrari's new Team order building activity exercise/game.