F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Liquid]

"Bernie, that rental car will go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene."
"What country is that car from?"
"It no longer exists. But take her for a test drive and I'm sure you'll agree; zagrevev min zloty dev!"
"How do I start it?"
"Put it in H. In H!"

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Bernie learns of Putin's desire to take over the world by making a boy band out of a few F1 drivers, named, The Vodka Boys.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Bernie: Did you manage to get the mind swapper to work on Maldonado and Hakkinen?
Vladimir: Hakkinen? I heard you say Raikkonen.

 

[Flex0r]

Bernie: So I hear you make your own vodka President Putin?
Putin: What?
Bernie: So I hear you make your own vodka President Putin?
Putin: Da, I have stuff I putin the vodka that makes you hallucinate. Looks like the guy next to you found my stash.
Bernie: You mean John my press Officer? Nevermind he's just stupid.

 

[mikeerfol]

"Damn, I thought that would be a silent one"

 

[Touring Mars]

Putin: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!

Aide: Erm, sire, Mr. Bond is your next appointment...

 

[Ingram]

Smack-talking lady causes a stir in the VIP box as she claims Kim Jong Un can ride a horse better than Vlad and has nicer hair than Bernie.​

 

[Rage Racer]

Bernie: I'm afraid, Mr. Putin, there won't be the Russian Grand Prix in 2016. We'll relocate this GP next year.
Putin: Well, Mr. Ecclestone, are you so sure that whatever country you're going to relocate this GP to will not become a part of Russia by 2016?

 

[DK]

Bernie: That cheque you sent me- I mean, CVC, has bounced.
Putin: Oh, Crimea river.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Mystery Lady: Excuse me Mr. Presidents; was that a Russian fart, or an English fart?

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Putin: You see, Mr. Ecclestone, I am the best suitable candidate for F1's future; I have the power (to make Maldonado crash), the money, and the nuclear missiles to vanquish my riv...
...oh, my apologies. It seems that I mixed my proper speech with the one set for Korea."

Mysterious woman: Can I get paycheck for night out now, comrade Putin?

Final entry, parc fermé.

 

[ScottPuss20]

"The force is strong with this one, Putin"

 

[aarror]

Eccelstone: "You're really Putin on a good show, Vlad."

Putin: "Oh Bernie, you're Socheesy"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

"Bernie, that rental car will go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene."
"What country is that car from?"
"It no longer exists. But take her for a test drive and I'm sure you'll agree; zagrevev min zloty dev!"
"How do I start it?"
"Put it in H. In H!"

Did you mean kilometres instead of hectares?

 

[Liquid]

Did you mean kilometres instead of hectares?

No.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

No.

I can't believe I forgot about that episode; I stand corrected

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FIFTEEN - RESULT

1st=: Flex0r, Touring Mars, Rage Racer - 19 pts (E, G, I: 5 votes)
4th: DK - 12 pts (J: 4 votes)
5th=: Liquid, mikeerfol, aarror - 8 pts (B, F, N: 3 votes)
8th: GTP_Ingram, CLowndes888, Niku Driver HC - 3 pt (M, L, H: 2 votes)


Winning Entries

Bernie: So I hear you make your own vodka President Putin?
Putin: What?
Bernie: So I hear you make your own vodka President Putin?
Putin: Da, I have stuff I putin the vodka that makes you hallucinate. Looks like the guy next to you found my stash.
Bernie: You mean John my press Officer? Nevermind he's just stupid.

Putin: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!

Aide: Erm, sire, Mr. Bond is your next appointment...

Bernie: I'm afraid, Mr. Putin, there won't be the Russian Grand Prix in 2016. We'll relocate this GP next year.
Putin: Well, Mr. Ecclestone, are you so sure that whatever country you're going to relocate this GP to will not become a part of Russia by 2016?

Standings after Round Fifteen
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)

1st: Famine** - 132 pts
2nd: Touring Mars** - 131 pts
3rd: GTP_Ingram*** - 121 pts

4th: Jimlaad43* - 112 pts
5th: Liquid** - 109 pts
6th: Legro* - 89 pts
7th: prisonermonkeys - 84 pts
8th: Flex0r* - 81 pts
9th: TheBook* - 67 pts
10th: Furinkazen - 63 pts
11th: SVT Cobra GT* - 62pts
12th: Luke* - 50 pts
13th: DK - 34 pts
14th: mikeerfol - 32 pts
15th=: Pezzarinho17, Niku Driver HC - 29 pts
16th=: Mike458*, Pupik* - 25 pts
18th: Rage Racer* - 19 pts
19th=: haitch40, axletramp - 19 pts
21st: RACECAR, aarror - 18 pts
22nd=: Soundtrack, Stiggy - 15 pts
24th: - 10 pts
25th: Omnis - 8 pts
26th=: niky, BlacqueJacques, CLowndes888 - 3 pts

Round Sixteen - USA will take place soon​

 

[Jimlaad43]

BLAST

out of the top 3

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Sixteen - USA

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[TheBook]

Vettel: "Kimi did WHAT to the rain tires?"

 

[Jimlaad43]

"I'm sorry to tell you this Seb, but you opened your DRS 0.095 seconds too late on lap 46."

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Seb: "Crap, I left the gas on"

 

[Flex0r]

Seb: "What the 🤬!"
Engineer: "What's the matter?"
Seb: "Why my hands stuck on my head!"
Engineer: "Oh, that's why Kimi was sneaking around with your hand lotion and a tube of superglue!"
Seb: "🤬!"

Final Entry

 

[Jimlaad43]

Vettel: "What do you mean that wasn't the Taylor Swift cover?"

 

[Liquid]

"Did you say I'm losing my hair?"
"No, I said 'Don't lose today, Herr Vettel'."

 

[Touring Mars]

Seb, your accountant called - it's about those VW shares you bought last year.

 

[Ingram]

Seb ponders how much worse the US Grand Prix podium celebrations might have been had Lewis casually passed Nico his bottle of champagne.​

 

[DK]

"Kimi did what to my shampoo?!"​

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"Jenson still wants to drive for Mclaren-Honda? Unmöglich!"

Final entry, parc fermé.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Seb: Do you think my head is too big to wear a Stetson cowboy hat?

Parc Ferme; Final Entry