F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

Please note, as per the rules of the main competition, votes cast for your own caption will not be counted.

I genuinely forgot that I won the Belgium round
Vote edited accordingly.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

5, 9, 16

 

[Flex0r]

1, 5, 18

 

[Famine]

Don't miss your chance to vote for your favourite caption of the season - voting is open until Friday 29th Jan... just pick your three favourites from the list above and post the corresponding numbers 👍

Can you do me a favour and let me know which are mine by PM? I've genuinely forgotten and don't want to vote for myself by mistake.

 

[Touring Mars]

F1 Caption Competition 2015

Caption Of The Year Award

It's a tie! Congratulations to @Akmuq and @Liquid

We're hiring Webber.

"There was a call for you from Maranello but we couldn't quite make out what they wanted over all the laughing."

 

[Jimlaad43]

FREE PRACTICE!!!

What can you guys do with this?

 

[Niku Driver HC]

FREE PRACTICE!!!

What can you guys do with this?

Sigh... Well, if my F1 days are over, I guess I should go back home and crash there for a while. *canned laughs ensue on the background*

 

[Touring Mars]

Pastor secures his seat for 2016

 

[GTP_Ingram]

After the Venezuelan sponsorship money dries up, Pastor ponders which nationality he should apply to be next.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Pastor Maldonado imagined things to be very different when his manager offered him a seat next to Fernando Alonso...

 

[Furinkazen]

Dani gets the "#2 driver" seat at Red Bull...

 

[Jimlaad43]

After a disappointing campaign, Pastor was dropped to the bench for the next round

 

[Legro]

The recently unemployed oil company marketing people support meeting for former F1 drivers did not go as well as Pastor Maldonado had hoped.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Hands up, who likes the new livery?

 

[aarror]

Hands up, who likes the new livery?

"As part of our sponsorship agreement with Microsoft, this Livery was created in Microsoft Paint."

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Hands up, who likes the new livery?

Eh, it's simple and not very... outspoken, for the lack of a better word.

"Well, since Pastor told us to "P:censored:s off" after we contacted him, we painted the car in yellow to pay hommage to his outburst. The black? That's for our bleak future so far in this category..."

 

[RACECAR]

"Alright gentleman, I need you to look as expressionless and empty as possible, like the car you're next to"

 

[Touring Mars]

Renault respond to criticism by Will Smith and others that there are not enough black cars in F1​

 

[Liquid]

Enstone is a strong, independent team who don't need no manufacturer backing. Or money. Or talent.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Save me, Derek Zoolander!"​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Move over, Kevin - we need to make sure Carmen Jordà is in the middle of the shot."​

 

[Touring Mars]

Lewis meets Bernie Sanders

Spoiler

I can't claim credit for this - inspired by a comment on LH's facebook page

 

[Sureboss]

Three years of Hamilton and Rosberg has taken it out of Toto Wolff.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Lewis meets his new race engineer for the 2016 season.

 

[Touring Mars]

Lewis: Say 'Lewis will win the world championship this year' like Yoda
Yoda: Lewis will win the world champion this year.
Lewis: No, say it all mixed up like you would say it in the Star Wars films!
Yoda: Did I just...
​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Use the downforce Lewk​

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Yoda: "You must unlearn what you have learned (about men's fashion)."​

 

[Furinkazen]

Bernie Ecclestones aging has accelerated significantly.

 

[TenEightyOne]

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Yoda: Feel the Force!
Hamilton: Yeah, right, they get the customer software...

 

[Dan Hill]

FREE PRACTICE!!!

What can you guys do with this?

After winning his first race Dick Dastardly struggled to keep his career on track.