F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Omnis]

Ralf: *whisper* "Psst....Hey. Jensen."
JB: ?
Ralf: *leans in with a super-whisper* ".....I'm big in Japan."



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[pSI civic]

Ralf: *whisper* "Psst....Hey. Jensen."
JB: ?
Ralf: *leans in with a super-whisper* ".....I'm big in Japan."

JB: thats only because you like 8 year old japanese boys.


JB: hey ralf, bend over and let me show you why honda rules and toyota doesnt...
RS: ooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[Omnis]

Way to kill it.

Button: "I have a civic-loving friend whose sexual ambiguity increases with every fan mail."
Ralf: "Lame. You think your jumpsuit counts as part of a gay-deviant motif?"

Not such a lucky strike, there.

 

[Omnis]

I got another one.

"Fancy a wet one?"

 

[pSI civic]

i didnt kill it i made it better.

 

[Omnis]

pfft....give me a break. Make up your own captions, please.

 

[pSI civic]

you left that caption undone. i had to give it a little more.

 

[pSI civic]

RS: hey button, i know toyota and honda have been fighting for a long time... but at least nither of us works for mitsubishi!
JB: you've got that damn right!

RS: hey button, got a cig i can get?
JB: UHH...

RS: hey button!
JB: yeah?
RS: wanna hear a secrit?
JB: sure...
RS: when no one was looking i switched mikes ferrari with a minardi!

 

[Omnis]

you left that caption undone. i had to give it a little more.

No you didn't. Leaving it "undone" is the point. You're supposed to make your own interpretations.

Jeez.

 

[pSI civic]

ok drop it i thought it was funny so i said it. its over now.

 

[Omnis]

yes, correct.

 

[pSI civic]

the last two i said were pretty funny did you see them?

 

[Tornado]

RS "I ride on the laurels of the Schumacher name. What your excuse?"

 

[Drift260Z]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THATS A WINNER!!!!!!! good one Toronado. he wins unless anyone else can come up with anything that can top it. I can't really think of anything else. all of what I was going to say has been taken.





rock.

 

[pSI civic]

mani keep saying some great ones but no one likes them. darn.

 

[Blake]

RS "I ride on the laurels of the Schumacher name. What your excuse?"

Oh god, that’s good. 👍

Blake

 

[Omnis]

Word, Tornado.

 

[Diego440]

Ralf: Umm... yeah, I think I see a little bit of Sato coming out of your ear

 

[DQuaN]

RS: "When the race starts, do you think you could scream GO LEFT!!! in Satos ear at the first right hander?"

JB: "I could try, but he wouldn't go left, would he?"

 

[Lee]

RS "I ride on the laurels of the Schumacher name. What your excuse?"

Thats awesome.

 

[Touring Mars]

Jenson Button looks a little uneasy as Ralf discusses his "pole position"

 

[Slick Rick]

Jenson Button looks a little uneasy as Ralf discusses his "pole position"

👍 👍 👍

 

[kensei]

I was split between this and "Frank let me ride in his chair once. What about you?"...I figured that was a bit mean.

Toronado wins this week...that was spot on!

 

[nitro_2005]

JB to himself: don't worry, Ralf. I'll tell you about that ferret which i can see crawling up your overalls...in a while!

JB: Hey Ralf, check out the message on the side of my cap
Ralf: Dammit, i forgot my glasses! lean in so i can take a closer look!
JB: How's that?
Ralf: Great. It says: "Ralf is a c**t!!!!....HEY!!!

 

[Lee]

Jenson Button looks a little uneasy as Ralf discusses his "pole position"

This is gonna be another close one me thinks...

 

[911_Carrera]

RS: So then I said to Michael, "I don't think that's the ignition!"
JB: Wait, what?

 

[FastEddie12]

RS: "...and my hand came out all wet..."

 

[Sjenk]

RS: "If you tell Sato that he must take Trulli out of the race, I will make a third pitstop so you can finish in front of me."

 

[pSI civic]

thats good.

 

[livemusic]

RS: Quick, man. Pull my finger!