F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Yep, please stick to this week's picture, SM33 - see Post #1 in the thread for more details of the competition.

 

[Kylehnat]

In a bizzare decision, officials decided that only drivers who have won at Turkey would get bottles of champagne. Fernando Alonso (not pictured) received a box of Juicy Juice and a sippy cup.

 

[Metar]

But I posted a picture earlier of Fernando drinking it...

 

[Kylehnat]

Rule #4: Captions need not present accurate information.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Yeah, don't let the facts get in the way of a good punchline.

 

[Smallhorses]

Massa: "Damnit Kimi! Your cork hit me right in the clackers, you clumsy Sod!"

Raikonnen: "Hehehe! Played for, and got Felippe! Played for, and got!!!!"

 

[Skid Mark 33]

If you win the round you can choose a picture.

Oh, sorry! I did not know that you had to win to choose a picture. In my opion, that sucks! But what am I gonna do about it!

 

[daan]

Oh, sorry! I did not know that you had to win to choose a picture. In my opion, that sucks! But what am I gonna do about it!

Then perhaps you should read threads before you post.

The winner of each vote is entitled to choose the next picture!

 

[Stevisiov]

Oh, sorry! I did not know that you had to win to choose a picture. In my opion, that sucks! But what am I gonna do about it!

I am glad this thread isn't a free for all, that way its a garrantee we will see some quality captions for each photo, apart from by me

P.S whats with your sig. ?

 

[Skid Mark 33]

I am glad this thread isn't a free for all, that way its a garrantee we will see some quality captions for each photo, apart from by me

P.S whats with your sig. ?

What do you mean by sig. ?

 

[Skid Mark 33]

Raikonen: Give it here! I want it!
Massa: No, it's mine!
Raikonen: No, it's mine!
Massa: I won so it's mine!
Raikonen: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Massa: Dont wet youself!
Raikonen: I already have!
Massa: What do you mean?
Raikonen: We havent even opend the bottle yet!

 

[Touring Mars]

Kimi: "Flow at last! It's always harder when there's a guy standing right next to you!"

 

[Stevisiov]

Kimi: "Flow at last! It's always harder when there's a guy standing right next to you!"

nice one

 

[Alfaholic]

Nice one, Touring Mars 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

Round 15 Result

1. peterjford - 10
2. Specialized - 8
3. Pupik - 6
4. Do you race? - 5
5= Touring Mars, Alfaholic - 4
7. kylehnat - 2

Congratulations to peterjford 👍 You may now select the next picture


Round 16 Vote

FM: "Awwwwwww, that's how you do it!"
KE: "Hmmm, no, this Mumm is exactly 7 degrees too warm. Jean?"

FM "Ohh!!! Ya!!! Dat is good! It was liken a bigen sex explosion"

KR "Whats with the silly german accent?"

"Massa wins the worlds largest chin championship, whereas Kimi has to settle for second"

After being told they were in Turkey, Kimi misunderstod what was ment and grew a double chin to fit in.

FM: "SSssay Hello to my Lil' Frrrriend"

Massa: "I'd give her my Oh-face. You know. Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talking about."

KR: "uuuuhhh... Yes. I think so this is the Oh face."

Massa: "Oh yeah! Dad, you want some?"

(Massa's Dad was present at the Turkey GP)

Kimi: "Hah! You need a bottle of bubbly to make so much spray? Well watch this..."

Kimi is happy Felipe won; now he doesn't have to share the rest of the bottle with anyone else.

Kimi: Where's my cork gone?
Felipe: Oh... God..

Kimi: I was reading this morning that out title campaign has been shot down in flames.
Felipe: Well, this should put them out!

'On yur podiumz, spraying yur Mummz'

Massa: "It's time for... ...A F1 MONEY SHOT! Woo-hoooo! Yeah!"

Kimi: "You imbecile! It's spilling on the ground! I've could've drunk all that!"

Felipe - Ok, on three we both open these babies and scream really loud. One, two, three... WOOHOOOOO!!!

Kimi - Not happening, dude.

FM: "The song in the background is "All Shook Up" and this is my tribute to the King!"

FM:Happy birthday Mum.

In the run-up to Ferrari’s appeal to the FIA International Court of Appeal the team instructs their drivers to douse their McLaren rivals in champagne so that no one will believe their story.

In an effort to help curb global carbon dioxide emissions the FIA has ruled that starting in the 2008 season all champagne used at racing events will be non-carbonated. He we see one of the last times for the traditional spraying of the champagne on the podium.

Kimi: "Urge...to..kill......rising...."

In a bizzare decision, officials decided that only drivers who have won at Turkey would get bottles of champagne. Fernando Alonso (not pictured) received a box of Juicy Juice and a sippy cup.

Massa: "Damnit Kimi! Your cork hit me right in the clackers, you clumsy Sod!"

Raikonnen: "Hehehe! Played for, and got Felippe! Played for, and got!!!!"

Raikonen: Give it here! I want it!
Massa: No, it's mine!
Raikonen: No, it's mine!
Massa: I won so it's mine!
Raikonen: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Massa: Dont wet youself!
Raikonen: I already have!
Massa: What do you mean?
Raikonen: We havent even opend the bottle yet!

Kimi: "Flow at last! It's always harder when there's a guy standing right next to you!"

 

[Blake]

Bah, there’s some really good entries this week.

But, since you can’t go past toilet humour I’ll have to give Touring Mars my first vote. Kylehnat gets my second vote, but I have to give an honourable mention to Danoff for his brilliant impersonation of Kimi with “I think so this is…” 👍

 

[prisonermonkeys]

1 - Pupik
2 - Danoff

 

[Lee]

1. Pupik
2. TM

 

[Touring Mars]

1.) Smallhorses
2.) Blake

 

[Alfaholic]

1) Touring Mars
2) Pupik

EDIT: Touring Mars, when you say "it's always harder when there's a guy standing right next to you", do you actually mean "harder", or do you mean "more difficult" ?

 

[livemusic]

1 - Venari

2 - TheCracker

 

[Touring Mars]

EDIT: Touring Mars, when you say "it's always harder when there's a guy standing right next to you", do you actually mean "harder", or do you mean "more difficult" ?

Definitely the latter!

Round 16 Poll here

 

[Danoff]

1- TM
2- TC

but I have to give an honourable mention to Danoff for his brilliant impersonation of Kimi with “I think so this is…”

I did research for that you know. I actually looked up a few kimi interviews remembering that he had some pretty funny sayings. That one popped out immediately. He also always says "uuuh" before anything else. Looking back I should have had Massa say "fantastic" a few times.

 

[Metar]

1 - Pupik
2 - TheCracker

 

[peterjford]

Round 17

BTW, since you probably don't know who it is, its Vijay Mallya , Chairman & Managing Director, Kingfisher. The other guy is the third best F1 driver.

Picking the picture is harder than I thought.

 

[peterjford]

Round 16 Vote:
1. Kylehnat
2. Touring Mars

 

[Alex.]

"Ralf Schumacher lets out a nervous smile as he realises he's not with a recently well fed and holiday'ed Damon Hill, whom he beleived he was talking to for the last 30 mins"

 

[Only_in_f1]

RS:'Remember that one time, at Silverstone, we cut Mikes brakes...'
VM:' Yehhh i remember. Remember when we stole several key documents from Ferrari and placed them in the Mclaren engineers house..'
RS:' Ye, we are wild huh?'
VM: 'Lets go eat some cakes to celebratre... Mmmmm cake...'

 

[Roo]

RS: No, really! I am the third best driver! What are you looking for, anyway?
VM: Flying pigs...

 

[Stevisiov]

RS:'Remember that one time, at Silverstone, we cut Mikes brakes...'
VM:' Yehhh i remember. Remember when we stole several key documents from Ferrari and placed them in the Mclaren engineers house..'
RS:' Ye, we are wild huh?'
VM: 'Lets go eat some cakes to celebratre... Mmmmm cake...'

RS: No, really! I am the third best driver! What are you looking for, anyway?
VM: Flying pigs...

Two really good captions