F1 Summer Caption Game 2015: ROUND TWELVE - ITALY [RESULTS!]

[Jimlaad43]

My lack of a win disturbs me...

 

[Jimlaad43]

I suppose we're waiting for Pupik aren't we...

 

[Liquid]

Round Ten - HUNGARY

Apologies for the delay but entries by Monday, 3rd August - 0900 BST

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[Jimlaad43]

And with this app, I can give Maldonado a penalty at the click of a button.

 

[DK]

Kvyat: Wow, your sexy time championship celebration with Jessica is very nice.
Hülkenberg: Meh, I've seen better.

 

[Famine]

"And here's the laptime data that shows you'd have to be an idiot to go for Medium tyres for the last 27 laps!"

 

[TheBook]

Button: "Watch this, guys. You can actually pinpoint the second where Nico's heart rips in half."

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"If that's the Honda engine, Jense, where's your phone?"​

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

A selection of drivers gather round Button's iPhone to watch Daniel Ricciardo drop his 3rd place trophy in the interview pen.

 

[Touring Mars]

Could you guys please bugger off, I'm trying to take a selfie

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Jenson - "We tried Windows 10, but since that doesn't work, we will use Android to update our engines instead..."

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Remember the Blackberry? Look they have the same odds of success as Nico winning a driver's championship this year!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[Jimlaad43]

Remember these Blackberries? They have as much chance of success as does Nico winning a driver's championship!

 

[Furinkazen]

"This was Lewis's reaction to a McLaren beating him".

 

[Akmuq]

"This bit is hilarious, he blames Nico when he drives off the track."

 

[Touring Mars]

Jenson: 'Cool! Chris Froome just won the Tour de France! '
Nico: 'If you were in the Tour would you consider using performance enhancing drugs?'
Jenson: 'I just want a performance enhancing car...'

 

[Liquid]

Some people say Formula One is dull these days. Some say there are no characters left. The day Jenson Button found out Lewis Hamilton started following him again on Twitter, and the excitement it caused in the paddock, puts an end to those vicious rumours.

 

[Legro]

Button: After the guys at the base saw a video of some people hacking into a moving car, they made this app that can disable one Mercedes car per week.

 

[Liquid]

Submissions are closed.

 

[Liquid]

What a waste.

 

[Jimlaad43]

I was waiting for the Free Practice time of now before posting this for captioning.

The marshal closest to camera is me BTW.

 

[Legro]

M

Turismo

M

I'd consider that as 3 instead of 2.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Hmm, looking again, I think there's a lot wrong. @Liquid
D has 6
C has 5
A had 4
K has 4
H has 3
J has 2
M has 2
F has 1
L has 1

 

[Liquid]

I'd consider that as 3 instead of 2.

You're right. The "Turismo" one wasn't clearly marked. It'll be clamped down on in future.

Amended. 👍

Edit: *sigh* My number blindness has come back to haunt me. Allow me to go through and revise things.

 

[Liquid]

The chequered flag came out one lap early! Just like Pele when he did it at the Brazilian Grand Prix. Many apologies for such a false finish. After a stewards enquiry, and a reprimand for the race director, the real results are as follows:

ROUND TEN - RESULT

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1st: The Book - 25 pts (D: 6 votes)
2nd: Famine - 18 pts (C: 5 votes)
3rd=: Jimlaad43, Luke - 13 pts (A, K: 4 votes)
5th=: Niku Driver HC, Legro - 9pts (H, M: 3 votes)
7th: Furinkazen - 6pts (J: 2 votes)


Entries with less than 2 votes: No score


Winning Entry

Button: "Watch this, guys. You can actually pinpoint the second where Nico's heart rips in half."

Standings after Round Ten
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)

1st: Famine** - 98 pts
2nd: Touring Mars* - 76 pts
3rd: Jimlaad43 - 69 pts

4th: Liquid** - 66pts
5th: Legro* - 65pts
6th: GTP_Ingram* - 59 pts
7th: prisonermonkeys - 51 pts
8th: TheBook* - 53 pts
9th: Luke* - 50 pts
10th: Flex0r - 47pts

11th: SVT Cobra GT - 33 pts
12th: Furinkazen - 31pts
13th: Pezzarinho17 - 29 pts
14th=: Mike458*, Pupik* - 25 pts
16th: DK - 22 pts
17th=: haitch40, axletramp - 19 pts
19th: RACECAR - 18 pts
20th: Niku Driver HC - 16pts
21st=: Soundtrack, Stiggy - 15pts
23rd: aarror - 10 pts
24th: mikeerfol, - 9 pts
25th: Omnis - 8 pts
26th=: niky, BlacqueJacques - 3 pts



Round Eleven - Belgium will take place next soon​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Ah well, it was good while it lasted.
Just going to have to try harder next time.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Oh, so much for my podium finish... Well, rules are rules, and they are being enforced, so no wrong is being done here.
I should have known that sharing a podium with Famine and Luke was too good to be true anyways...

 

[TheBook]

I won? How did that happen?

 

[Liquid]

Round Eleven - BELGIUM

Entries by Monday, 31st August - 0900 BST

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[prisonermonkeys]

Both: "I bet you regret making that decision now."​