F1 Summer Caption Game 2015: ROUND TWELVE - ITALY [RESULTS!]

[prisonermonkeys]

Final entry​

"And I, for one, welcome our new Qatari overlords."​

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"...and if we want to win, we must push the pace for the last 12 hours of the race.

Nico, we know you are still on a victory high after Le Mans, but F1 races do not go for 24 hours. We could ask Bernie, though..."

Final entry, parc fermé.

 

[Liquid]

Submissions for round eight are closed.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Sorry I missed this one Austria was a boring race

 

[Liquid]

ROUND EIGHT - RESULT

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1st: Liquid - 25 pts (L: 5 votes)
2nd: Flex0r - 18 pts (C: 4 votes)
3rd=: The Book, GTP_Ingram, Legro - 5 pts (B, G, J: 3 votes)
6th=: DK, Jimlaad43, SVT Cobra GT, - 4 pts (A, I, K: 2 votes)


Entries with less than 2 votes: No score


Winning Entry

"I was speaking with Gerhard Berger and Jean Alesi and they told me you two were Schumacher's boot shiner and water boy back at Benetton. Is that true?"

Standings after Round Eight
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)

1st: Famine** - 77 pts
2nd: Touring Mars* - 70 pts

3rd: Liquid** - 66pts
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4th: GTP_Ingram* - 59 pts
5th: Jimlaad43 - 56 pts
6th: Legro* - 50 pts
7th: prisonermonkeys - 48 pts
8th: Flex0r - 47pts
9th: Luke* - 37 pts
10th: SVT Cobra GT - 30 pts

11th: Pezzarinho17 - 29 pts
12th: TheBook - 28 pts
13th=: Mike458*, Furinkazen, - 25 pts
15th=: haitch40, axletramp - 19 pts
17th: RACECAR - 18 pts
18th: Soundtrack - 15pts
19th: Niku Driver HC - 13pts
20th: aarror - 10 pts
21st: mikeerfol, - 9 pts
22nd: Omnis - 8 pts
23rd: DK - 4 pts
24th=: niky, BlacqueJacques - 3 pts



Round Nine - Great Britain will follow shortly​

 

[Liquid]

Round Nine - GREAT BRITAIN

Apologies for the one day delay but entries by Monday, 13th July - 0900 BST

Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.
Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Flex0r]

You take over. You win. Seems legit.

And now it is again proven.

Congrats on the win @Liquid.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Hey look, in 2013 it says "K Rosberg"

 

[Furinkazen]

It says "McLaren" here, must be a misprint...

 

[Liquid]

As Vettel and Hamilton admire the 2015 Spoiled Git award, Rosberg wonders how much he could get for the trophy down at Cash 4 Gold.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"It's a clever forgery for sure, but it's still a forgery."

"How can you tell?"

"It's not in the shape of a Santander logo."​

 

[Flex0r]

Vettel: "Ha, it says to Serena Williams for beating Venus again, they got you the wrong trophy."

Hamilton: "How the hell did she beat a planet?

Rosberg: *SIGH*

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Vettel showcases to Lewis that a small engraved mark exists on his trophy, which allows the Brit to trade it for any of Vettel's many helmets at "Seb's Helmets & Sex Dungeon Emporium". Sadly, Rosberg was never told of this famed secret, which left him displeased, as he lost several chances to experience the second half of the shop...

 

[TheBook]

Seconds earlier:

Hamilton: "Psst... Hey Seb, wanna play with my trophy later?"

Vettel:" Actually, can I right now?"

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Rosberg: He used to let me touch his trophies like that.

 

[DK]

Hamilton: "It says here, "If lost, please return to Bradbourne Dr, Tilbrook, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire MK7 8BJ"...bloody hell, I think I picked up the Constructors' trophy by mistake."

 

[Touring Mars]

Vettel: Can't believe it's 6 years already since a German last won here.
Hamilton: But Nico won in 2013?
Vettel: I meant a real German...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Just a slight edit to my previous entry.

While Nico's not paying attention, lets change 2013 to "K Rosberg"

 

[Famine]

"And this button here generates a scowl on your team mate's face!"

 

[Legro]

Vettel: "Wait, isn't this Nico's trophy."
Rosberg: "Huh?"
Hamilton: "Hülkenberg's? I couldn't nick that one, it's too big."

 

[Pupik]

Vettel: Yes, that warning label is required on all trophies ever since James Hunt tried to sleep with it.

 

[Stiggy]

Vettel - Look here Lewis, there's even a place to attach it to one of those obnoxious gold chain necklaces that you have.

 

[Touring Mars]

These "Where's Lewis?" pictures are far too easy.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Hey Seb; both of us have made podium here more than grumpy pants Nico!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Look Seb; both of our names are on here more than grumpy pants Nico!

Bad luck, Seb and Nico have both only won the British GP once.

 

[Lizard]

Vettel. There is only one guy on this trophy who is here in this room who hasn't won a world championship.

 

[twitcher]

Not really a caption, but Nico's face about sums up my excitement level after watching a current F1 race.

 

[Liquid]

Submissions are closed.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Bad luck, Seb and Nico have both only won the British GP once.

Fixed, but probably not receive a vote anyway

Or fix may have been too late eh!

 

[Liquid]

ROUND NINE - RESULT

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1st: Pupik - 25 pts (K: 10 votes)
2nd: DK - 18 pts (H: 8 votes)
3rd: Stiggy - 15 pts (L: 5 votes)
4th=: Legro, Touring Mars - 6 pts (J, M: 4 votes)
6th=: prisonermonkeys, SVT Cobra GT, Famine (C, G, I: 2 votes)


Entries with less than 2 votes: No score


Winning Entry

Vettel: Yes, that warning label is required on all trophies ever since James Hunt tried to sleep with it.

Standings after Round Nine
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)

1st: Famine** - 80 pts
2nd: Touring Mars* - 76 pts
3rd: Liquid** - 66pts

4th: GTP_Ingram* - 59 pts
5th=: Jimlaad43, Legro* - 56 pts
7th: prisonermonkeys - 51 pts
8th: Flex0r - 47pts
9th: Luke* - 37 pts
10th: SVT Cobra GT - 33 pts

11th: Pezzarinho17 - 29 pts
12th: TheBook - 28 pts
13th=: Mike458*, Furinkazen, Pupik* - 25 pts
15th: DK - 22 pts
16th=: haitch40, axletramp - 19 pts
18th: RACECAR - 18 pts
19th=: Soundtrack, Stiggy - 15pts
21st: Niku Driver HC - 13pts
22nd: aarror - 10 pts
23rd: mikeerfol, - 9 pts
24th: Omnis - 8 pts
25th=: niky, BlacqueJacques - 3 pts



Round Ten - Hungary will take place next week​