Gasly: Obviously this was a bit of a fluke, but it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. He can really shine in a team that acknowledges his existence. He's probably gonna get thrown back in the Red Bull now but I don't think that's gonna help him at all.
Sainz: He gets my driver of the day based on his performance before the red flag, understandably a bit butt-hurt about not winning but doesn't seem to have noticed this is his best result to date.
Stroll: Maybe could've won if he hadn't screwed up the re-start, but these are the kind of races he's made for.
Norris: Not much to say, obviously the McLaren works well here but he was just not as fast as Sainz.
Bottas: Get the 🤬 out of here. Go home. No one wants you around (except Hamilton). You bottled the start, make no ground up, then make up one place after the restart when Hamilton would've won it the same position. Put George in that blasted seat. You should be given Hamilton's title since you've done all the work to give it to him.
Ricciardo: Meh
Hamilton: Looked suitably butt-hurt about the penalty, though his points is unchanged (of course it is). Lack of observation from him and the pit wall got him the penalty, and he climbed back about as well as was expected.
Ocon: Meh
Kyvat: Meh
Perez: Got screwed by the safety car but really should've been faster.
Latifi: Opportunistic but also reasonably fast, best race so far.
Grosjean: Meh, kept it clean at least I guess.
Raikkonen: Very spirited re-start but that car is awful - 2nd to 13th.
Russell: Meh, shame he couldn't capitalise.
Albon: This was painful to watch. I get the car was damage but it looks like he's being treated even worse than Gasly. Won't be long before he's back in the AlphaTauri and we do rinse-and-repeat.
Giovinazzi: I get the car, and the driver, aren't brilliant but he was nowhere and made zero progress after his penalty.
Verstappen: Was not his day, on exactly the day that it should have been if he wants the title this year.
Leclerc: Looked liker driver error but he's probably losing the will to live anyway.
Magnussen: My sincerest thanks to you and your mechanics for giving us this gift.
Vettel: He may as well just walk now. Sainz will have to be dragged kicking and screaming to be put in that monstrosity. Give it to one of the lesser academy drivers like Marcus Armstrong or Guiliano Alesi who aren't fighting for the F2 title and probably won't get another chance in an F1 car.
NEW PLAN: Turn FP3 in to qualifying. Make qualifying t a sprint race, then the top 10 swap round on the grid for Sunday. All five races that happened this weekend knocked it out of the park.