Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

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^ It's more like this:

Bank account: I know it's 4am, but I'm hungry.

Me: ...wut...I fed you on Thursday.

Bank account: But I'm still hungry...Visa took half my food, Bill took a lot of it, and the dog ate the rest.

Me: No, sleepy time...go back to bed.

Bank account: Did I ever tell you the story about how the magic people who change the food supply and keep eating bigger and bigger and bigger plates of food and give away food to those who can't eat and those who just keep vomiting out used food sometimes they run out of food and the guy who didn't eat because he didn't wake up and so they arbitrarily gave it to someone else who...

Me: ...Enough! I'm getting up now. Tired of that story.

Bank account: Yes! I'll also wake up Bill!
 
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